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Post by Anthony Jordan on Apr 3, 2008 22:39:05 GMT -5
I'm quoting part of a post from my journal here:
When working retail you really compromise your morals sometimes. Yesterday, I found an empty box of condoms near my department, and I found myself with conflicted emotions. The obvious, initial reaction is anger at getting robbed. However, a more logical response emerged. Yes, this guy is a total douche with little, if any, value to society. He made that crystal clear, but he is stopping himself from passing on his tainted, worthless genes. I view that as very good for the world as a whole. It is a net good when you think about the money we'll have to spend on keeping his offspring in jail, executing them, or paying to sustain them (thanks, FDR). It felt incomplete until I thought of a third option: castration! By neutering this waste of life, he gets what he wants (he loses something, too, but you have to give to get), and society wins, too. This is something I felt Dylan should read.
His will is done.
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Post by Xpress Success on Apr 3, 2008 22:40:57 GMT -5
And... my response to that gem:
The funniest part about that little tirade is how you've painted a life portrait for this character, without ever actually catching so much as a glimpse of this Contraceptive Bandit in the process of working his magic. Yes, I agree that society might win as a result of this "transaction", complete with five-fingered discount, but I'm also being totally anti-lulz by calling you on conjecture. For all we know, it could've just been some pubescent prat swiping a box of rubbers to go experiment on bananas with. Yeah, that doesn't sound as cool or grandiose as someone orchestrating a large-scale contraceptive heist, but I'm betting that it is closer to the truth. Also, might I suggest quoting all this to the fed for great justice. This win is epic.
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