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Post by Kyle Heaven on Apr 3, 2008 23:56:05 GMT -5
in any given circumstance, it is always better to have Kurt Russel
for example, in Die Hard 2?
Kurt Russel would have caught the plane that crashed. With his teethe.
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Post by Xpress Success on Apr 3, 2008 23:58:37 GMT -5
How about The Omen? He just would've given that bitch an old-fashioned, straight-up Falcon Punch to abort little Damo before he ever got the chance to grace the world with his presence.
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Apr 4, 2008 0:01:13 GMT -5
Or Titanic...He could...uh...cripple its box office gross!
Am I playing the game right?
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Post by Kyle Heaven on Apr 4, 2008 0:06:07 GMT -5
almost
kurt would have power kicked that iceberg out of the way, making titanic the movie unmade
thank god for kurt
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Apr 4, 2008 0:12:17 GMT -5
Kurt would have made The Hottie and the Nottie watchable.
Have I got it?
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Post by Kyle Heaven on Apr 4, 2008 0:13:47 GMT -5
no even kurt has that kind of power
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Post by Xpress Success on Apr 4, 2008 0:14:10 GMT -5
Kurt would have murdered Leonardo DiCrapio (for great justice, saving Akira from ruin, etc)... using nothing more than a rubber band, paper-clip and a solitary staple. You guys can use your imagination and fill in the blanks.
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Post by Kyle Heaven on Apr 4, 2008 0:15:24 GMT -5
DiCaprio explodes in Kurt's presence.
its a zen thing.
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Apr 4, 2008 0:17:32 GMT -5
Could Kurt broker peace in the Middle East?
And, Dylan, if you gave Kurt the powers of MacGuyver, there will be retaliation.
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Post by Kyle Heaven on Apr 4, 2008 0:18:53 GMT -5
kurt russel would arrive in the middle east, and everyone would stop fighting, in case they attrached his attention
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Apr 4, 2008 0:20:50 GMT -5
Could Kurt make a JT Styles RP readable?
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Post by Kyle Heaven on Apr 4, 2008 0:21:19 GMT -5
again, kurt can't work miracles
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Apr 4, 2008 0:22:41 GMT -5
So I guess his blood is blood and not booze?
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Post by Xpress Success on Apr 4, 2008 0:25:15 GMT -5
Kurt is starting to sound more like Highlander than some epic awesome superhero.
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Post by Kyle Heaven on Apr 4, 2008 0:25:48 GMT -5
THAR CAN ONLY BE WUN
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