Post by mtmt on Mar 25, 2008 14:22:30 GMT -5
Predictions, Rants, Raves, What Have Yous- DISCUSS!
BunnyMania Lumberjack Match: Ashley & Maria vs. Glamazon & Melina
Take note- at Wrestlemania, the face Divas ALWAYS defeat the heel Divas. I'm going to Ashley & Maria. This, of course, will be the "who gives a fuck" match of the night.
Finlay vs. JBL: Belfast Brawl
This angle has finally seen the end of the Hornswaggle angle, thank God. I'm guessing a "Belfast Brawl" is just a catchy term for "Street Fight." Anyways... I can see Finlay winning with some interference from Hornswaggle. I doubt that this will be the end of the JBL/Finlay feud, though.
24-Man Battle Royal; Winner vs. Chavo (c) for ECW Title
I would like to see Kane win the Battle Royal, and then take the ECW Title from Chavo. Give him a nice push.
Batista vs. Umaga
I kind of want Umaga to win this... I'm not sure why.
Money in the Bank: Y2J vs. MVP vs. Benjamin vs. Kennedy vs. Carlito vs. CM Punk vs. Morrison
3 RAW, 3 ECW, and 1 Smackdown? Really? I'm going to guess that they'll add Matt Hardy to this match as the surprise 8th entrant. It makes sense- Matt has already returned to house shows, and would serve as a great replacement for Jeff. I wish Jeff was in this match still, but I'm going to go with Kennedy. I guess they owe it to him or something.
Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels: Career Threatening Match
I'm still pissed that HBK will be the one retiring Flair, instead of someone who could get a nice push out of it... but, let's face it, this will be the match of the night. HBK and Flair are both entertaining as hell, not to mention the emotional value. It seems clear that HBK will win, but you never know- WWE could pull a fast one on us. But I doubt it. I just wish that, in the course of this "You Lose, You're Fired" angle, Flair could have ended up winning the WWE Title. Hell, he beat Orton in his first Career Threatening Match; it could have been great to see him win the title for one last run. Or, at least, challenge for the title at Wrestlemania and lose. Ah, well.
Floyd "Money" Mayweather vs. Big Show
I'm assuming this is a wrestling match, and that Mayweather will essentially be boxing without gloves. I'm going to say Mayweather wins; he has too much of an ego to job to Show. Fuck this feud, though, seriously.
World Title: Edge (c) vs. Undertaker
Undertaker will never give up his streak. Ever. It's part of his legacy. Undertaker will win.
WWE Title: Orton (c) vs. HHH vs. Cena
Traditionally, the face wins the main event at Wrestlemania. I'm going to say HHH. It's a shame... I was really enjoying HHH when he wasn't champion. It's been about two years or so since his last major run with it, so I guess his time has come. If Cena wins, I'll be pissed. He is far from the best wrestler on the roster, and yet they build him up like he's unstoppable when he holds the title. It's pathetic. As for Orton... I wouldn't mind him holding the title a bit longer, and maybe lose it to Y2J or (though this is a stretch) Jeff Hardy upon his return. But, HHH will win.
BunnyMania Lumberjack Match: Ashley & Maria vs. Glamazon & Melina
Take note- at Wrestlemania, the face Divas ALWAYS defeat the heel Divas. I'm going to Ashley & Maria. This, of course, will be the "who gives a fuck" match of the night.
Finlay vs. JBL: Belfast Brawl
This angle has finally seen the end of the Hornswaggle angle, thank God. I'm guessing a "Belfast Brawl" is just a catchy term for "Street Fight." Anyways... I can see Finlay winning with some interference from Hornswaggle. I doubt that this will be the end of the JBL/Finlay feud, though.
24-Man Battle Royal; Winner vs. Chavo (c) for ECW Title
I would like to see Kane win the Battle Royal, and then take the ECW Title from Chavo. Give him a nice push.
Batista vs. Umaga
I kind of want Umaga to win this... I'm not sure why.
Money in the Bank: Y2J vs. MVP vs. Benjamin vs. Kennedy vs. Carlito vs. CM Punk vs. Morrison
3 RAW, 3 ECW, and 1 Smackdown? Really? I'm going to guess that they'll add Matt Hardy to this match as the surprise 8th entrant. It makes sense- Matt has already returned to house shows, and would serve as a great replacement for Jeff. I wish Jeff was in this match still, but I'm going to go with Kennedy. I guess they owe it to him or something.
Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels: Career Threatening Match
I'm still pissed that HBK will be the one retiring Flair, instead of someone who could get a nice push out of it... but, let's face it, this will be the match of the night. HBK and Flair are both entertaining as hell, not to mention the emotional value. It seems clear that HBK will win, but you never know- WWE could pull a fast one on us. But I doubt it. I just wish that, in the course of this "You Lose, You're Fired" angle, Flair could have ended up winning the WWE Title. Hell, he beat Orton in his first Career Threatening Match; it could have been great to see him win the title for one last run. Or, at least, challenge for the title at Wrestlemania and lose. Ah, well.
Floyd "Money" Mayweather vs. Big Show
I'm assuming this is a wrestling match, and that Mayweather will essentially be boxing without gloves. I'm going to say Mayweather wins; he has too much of an ego to job to Show. Fuck this feud, though, seriously.
World Title: Edge (c) vs. Undertaker
Undertaker will never give up his streak. Ever. It's part of his legacy. Undertaker will win.
WWE Title: Orton (c) vs. HHH vs. Cena
Traditionally, the face wins the main event at Wrestlemania. I'm going to say HHH. It's a shame... I was really enjoying HHH when he wasn't champion. It's been about two years or so since his last major run with it, so I guess his time has come. If Cena wins, I'll be pissed. He is far from the best wrestler on the roster, and yet they build him up like he's unstoppable when he holds the title. It's pathetic. As for Orton... I wouldn't mind him holding the title a bit longer, and maybe lose it to Y2J or (though this is a stretch) Jeff Hardy upon his return. But, HHH will win.
