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Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on Mar 26, 2008 11:47:08 GMT -5
What? You idiot.
That's like 5.3 a year.
Jackass....
2.25 a month would be 81
lulz
Glad to see the government makes a differance when they stick their nose in the schools
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Post by donzig on Mar 26, 2008 12:00:45 GMT -5
How so if you divide 36 months by 16 banners.
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Post by donzig on Mar 26, 2008 12:04:13 GMT -5
Somehow I feel Bill is right...
Math is not my best subject.
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Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on Mar 26, 2008 12:11:00 GMT -5
It's all good bro.
Everyone here has heard about you beating me in the last man standing match during the epic police raid at Taco Bell. lol
I thought I'd get a little payback here....
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Post by Assassin on Mar 26, 2008 12:13:29 GMT -5
Everyone here has heard about you beating me in the last man standing match during the epic police raid at Taco Bell. I honestly would like an in depth retelling of this story. |
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Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on Mar 26, 2008 13:23:57 GMT -5
So, Crazy Donnie and myself make a run to Taco Bell. We knew what was going on. We knew DOnzig was working and this was a planned Last man standing, loser leaves Taco Bell match.
I was quiting anyways, but, I wasn't going to lose to him.
Donzig made a taco for some douche bag, then we went outside. It started. I parked my beat up ford escort shaggin wagon in the back in such a way that it formed a "ring". The car on one side, the building on another, the trash dumpsters to a third side and a picnic table as the fourth.
The match started. Crazy Donnie called for the bell and it begun. There were kicks and punches. Face rakes on the dumpster fence. Irish whips into the metal back door of Taco Bell. Donzig and I climbed up on the black hood of my white car, He grabbed me around my head and jumped. He landed on his feet on the ground as my body and face slammed off the hood/fender of the car. A diamond cutter that shook Altoona.
I remember taking him down with a spear against the dumpster, I turned to receive praise from Crazy Donnie and watched some people leavi drive-thru.
That's the problem.
I tuned back around and Donzig caught me with a big boot and pedigree. I refused to stay down though. A few more things went down and as I wrapped Donzig in a massive bear hug,
Red and Blue lights circle around the back of Taco Bell.....3 City of Altoona cops are there. Seconds later, 3 Logan Township police are there.
6 cop cars.... SIX!
One of the best parts was Crazy Donnie. He left his job at Taco Bell almost 6 weeks before. With that said,
He pussied out and ran inside the back door of Taco Bell....where only employees are permitted.
So, the cops questioned us and eventually left. Donzig and I took our asses back inside. He then hit me in the head with a sauce packet as Crazy Donnie made the 10 count....
Crazy Bill left Taco Bell forever...
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Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on Mar 26, 2008 13:26:33 GMT -5
Remember when Dennis almost knocked me out cold with a steel chair?
Shit, that was funny!
Remember the guy at the car lot praising your FUCKING AWESOME pedigree?!
Fukin Sweet
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Post by donzig on Mar 26, 2008 13:30:33 GMT -5
I feel the best Taco Bell story was the night some guy came through and called Crazy Bill a fucking crackhead over drive thru.
And Crazy Bill says, 'Come inside, and say that to my face.'
So the guy storms inside, and walks over to the counter by Drive Thru and starts yelling....
And Bill walks around the corner and just stares at him, so the guy leaves.
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Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on Mar 26, 2008 13:37:04 GMT -5
That was my last night.
Transcript you ask? OK!
Crazy Bill: (in drive thru) "Welcome to Taco Bell, would you like to try one of our awesome Taco Salad's?"
Customer: "Nah, I don't want that"
Crazy Bill: "Then don't get it"
Customer: "WHAT?! Son of a...."
The guy backs out of Drive-thru. Next thing I know he comes storming inside.
Customer: "WHose the smart ass in drive thru"
Crazy Bill: "Me!"
Guy looks at me and stares for a few seconds, then leaves....
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Post by donzig on Mar 26, 2008 13:38:28 GMT -5
You left out the crackhead part, that was my favorite part!
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Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on Mar 26, 2008 13:48:09 GMT -5
oh yeah sry
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Post by donzig on Mar 26, 2008 13:49:20 GMT -5
Well, I guess I told that part already.
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Post by Assassin on Mar 27, 2008 12:35:41 GMT -5
This thread is now epic. This is better than Clerks.
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Post by donzig on Mar 27, 2008 13:00:15 GMT -5
Working with me is Clerks.
Ask Crazy Bill how many Star Wars conversations he has heard.
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Post by Charles Windsor on Mar 27, 2008 14:09:18 GMT -5
I used to have the sticker about the camera on my toilet.....man, people laughed so hard when they went in there.
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