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Post by morningstar on Mar 30, 2008 2:54:13 GMT -5
 __________________ The scene opened up with Team PERFECTION sitting in the drive-thru at a Sonic; obviously the team was back in the good ole’ United States where people brushed their teeth and didn’t smell like second hand aids from Africa. Alexis. Sitting on the hood of Joey’s 1967 Camaro. Joey, didn’t look to happy about Alexis’ choice of seats but he wasn’t going to argue about it. He was much too busy looking at the hunnies as they walked by. A few he even called out to; and of course they replied. What woman in their right mind wouldn’t? Amanda Chase came walking into the scene with a bright smile on her face. She was wearing a short skirt and a pair of Ugg boots. Of course, we all know the Ugg meant Ugly, but she had yet to catch on. Alexis, looked to his girlfriend with a smirk on his face. His right arm wrapped around the beauties waist as he pulled her body in close to his own. Amanda Chase: “ Watch it, I just got my nails done…you wouldn’t want polish on your new shirt now would you?” Before she could even finish her sentence, Alexis had slid her body away from his own. Taking a hold of the bottom of his shirt. He scanned the fabric; his short of course was nothing more than Affliction t-shirt, but still it was the principle of the matter. What would happen if it was a shirt of value? I mean if he was wearing a Jacob Hastings shirt, he would of let her piss on him. Alexis Morningstar: “ Good call, Good Call. Joey, why the fuck are we hanging out here? What the fuck does this have to do with our training for the T.V. Title…All I see is Corn and Tits…” Iowa; the land of boring and Midwest farm girls ready to blow you if you said that you had done something rather notable in your life. Joey; by count had received thirty-seven blow jobs from twenty-seven different girls since they had arrived in Des Moines; that was two days ago. Alexis, had spent an entire day in their hotel room with Amanda. But that was a different story, and had no relevance to this one now did it? Amanda Chase: “ This place is so last century…all I see is corn Joey…how am I going to tan with corn in my way?” Alexis quirked a brow as he looked to Amanda. He wasn’t quite sure where this newfound blonde moment was coming from; as it was the middle march and it wasn’t nearly warm enough to tan, let alone sit outside in a bikini. But If that’s really what she wanted to do…but just as they looked at each other, Joey Interjected himself J-DAWG |
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Post by Joey 'The Man' Coppertelli on Mar 30, 2008 3:18:34 GMT -5
[Joey C, as he liked to be called for short, stared at the duos manager for a second. Chase stretched out her hand before her and complained at her nails. Coppertelli turned to Morningstar who was as dumbfounded as he was. They both shrugged it off.]Joey 'The Man' Coppertelli I don't care why we're here. All I know is, have you ever seen what a girl can do with a stalk of corn? I mean, seriously! I'm not sure if that floats your boat mein frau, but, I have seen some girls work that shit like no tomorrow. [Morningstar then stared at his tag partner. Where did Morningstar find these two? He better act like he doesn't know them before his reputation drops below "beautiful". Coppertelli wasn't done talking.]Joey 'The Man' Coppertelli And before you blame me, I didn't chose to come here. You did. You drank so much last night, Amanda almost cornstalked your ass. You were asking for it. I couldn't believe my eyes. Or my ears. You said "Hey, eve'rone lives once". I almost let her do it too. You're lucky I'm a nice friend. Then you started telling us how Des Moines has the hottest women we've ever seen. The only reason they're hot is because it's no longer winter. [There's no chance Alexis wanted to get a stalk of corn stuck up his ass. Alexis didn't believe him. The lesson here folks, is not to get shit faced in a van with your girlfriend and your best friend. You never know what can happen.]Joey 'The Man' Coppertelli Say, don't you have a match to be training for? Some kind of Television Title? There's a reason there aren't any tag titles man, and that's because if they were? They would be forced to give us the belts just because we are that damn good looking. Once Team Perfection steps foot into the ring, ratings are going to sky rocket, the ladies in the audience will have orgasms, hell even some guys will- and we will show those pretty boys how this is done!
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Post by morningstar on Mar 30, 2008 3:33:44 GMT -5
Alexis looked blankly at his behind for a moment. Amanda had tried to violate him with a piece of corn. No, he had wanted them to violate him with a piece of corn. He looked as though he was going to vomit for a moment, but then he quickly thought about his image and burst into a fit of laughter.
Alexis Morningstar: “The fuck I did. Really? A piece of corn, you’d think at least I’d be creative and say maybe a bulls horn if we came to hick town usa. But corn? We can get that anywhere..”
Amanda looked as though she was holding back the laughter. Unlike the duo, she hadn’t been drunk. God no, alcohol was bad for her figure; and she also didn’t drink because of her complexion. The day after she always had a break out on her face; that was not something she needed.
Amanda Chase: “You’re lucky Joey stopped me, or I would of gone to town on your ass…”
She giggled a bit, as Alexis looked at her with a rather disgusted look on her face. You know that look you get after you’ve seen 2Girls1Cup, that was the look he gave her. Of course we’re talking about the look after the first time you’ve seen it. The look just isn’t as bad the second or third time. Alexis pulled out the bottle of Pepsi from the cup holder in the car as he stood up.
Alexis Morningstar: “And bullshit I picked Iowa. I didn’t even know there was a country named fucking Iowa. What’s that stand for anyways? Iowa? Did some one slur together idon’twanna be an exciting state? What the hell, all I see is fucking corn…”
Alexis gazed out from the sonic on to interstate 35. It was nothing but corn on the other side of the road; and just to think, several hours ago one of those could of became close friends with him. Disturbing, to say the least.
Alexis Morningstar: “And besides the fact of the matter is we are the tag team champions. I’m pretty sure the Syndicate tag team belts carry over no matter what the fuck anyone says. I don’t see Donzig or Assman defending them. So do you know what that means? We, are of course the first World Tag Team Champions of IWF…!”
Amanda simply shook her head as she looked at her nails. That wasn’t the title belt that Alexis needed to be focused on; no. He needed to keep his focus on the Television title. If he wasn’t ready for the big guns, he wouldn’t take the title. These tag belts were all fine and dandy, but he didn’t need his head in a division which they already owned.
Amanda Chase: “If you keep your focus so off, you’re not going to win the Television Title..”
Alexis head snapped to the side as he scowled at Amanda who simply shrugged and turned her attention back to her nails. She had planted that brain ninja in the back of Alexis’ head. Although it didn’t bother him so much at that moment in time, she knew that some point before the first event it would blow up in the back of his mind.
Alexis Morningstar: “Television Division, Tag Division. You know what they have in common? They both start with T. Do you know what that T stands for? Talent. Last time I checked, Joey and I are the only two males in this company with fucking talent. My mind is as focuses as it needs to be you rapist…”
Joey C. seemed to chuckle a bit as he took a sip from his bottle of whatever it was he had in his bottle.
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Post by Joey 'The Man' Coppertelli on Mar 30, 2008 4:00:46 GMT -5
[Joey liked the sound of Tag Team Champions. After all, they were the only tag team in the company. Meaning they were the best tag team in the business. And why not? It's not like even if anyone had a problem with it, the thought of any combination of wrestlers in the IWF could actually beat them was border-line insane. The mere thought made the two men chuckle.]Joey 'The Man' Coppertelli And what the fuck am I drinking? Tastes like horse piss. Do not ask how I know. Moving on before you ask. I know you too well. [Alexis grinned. The friends have never been together with the company before, but they have been friends for a number of years.]Joey 'The Man' Coppertelli I was thinking, you know what also starts with T? Tits. Man I like tits. Fucking big tits too. You know like the kind you can bury your head in between. Not fat tits. No stretch marks. Just nice, handful of booby. I really hate fat girls. But thanks to you, we're here in Des Moines, IOWA where I can't tell the difference between a girl and a cow. And Amanda here is flatter than a paper bag, we can't win. [Alexis still insists he didn't chose to drive here. Amanda looks up and gives Joey a dirty look.]Joey 'The Man' Coppertelli And don't worry Alexis. I have your back. I may be in the TV Division but my only focus is helping you achieve your goals. You brought me in and gave me the break anyone could ask for. That's how I'm returning the favor. I remember that twat Ricky Rourke. Yeah, your piece of shit cousin. Don't get me started on him man. That was bullshit. He was lead to believe that some cheap title was more important than blood. I may not be related to you, but for all intended sakes you are my brother. [Alexis couldn't help but agree. JC extended a hand, which was accepted by Alexis. The two friends hugged in a very heterosexual manly way that caused no thought of the action between the two.]Joey 'The Man' Coppertelli What say we hit the road? I heard St. Louis is poppin'. And this time, only drink that Pepsi bro. I don't want, and my ears don't deserve, any discussion of fruit, vegetables, or any kind of foreign object being involved with your ass anytime soon. Come on let's drop this lemonade stand. We have a week before our show. I think. We can make the best of it. [Alexis, Joey, and Amanda all get in the car as the scene fades out.]
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