Post by Jake Seven on Mar 29, 2008 2:22:45 GMT -5
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MTMT and Jesse V are ringside calling a dark match between two local jobbers. The crowd seems pretty lifeless as the CHRIS JAMES REMIX hits!
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"The Siege" breaks the curtains aside and walks onto the stage with a bottle of water in hand. One of the jobbers hits a nice looking hurracarana but all attention is diverted to Chris James who is looking sharp this evening with a blue buttoned up shirt tucked into a pair of slacks. He takes a swig of his water and watches the match unfold at ringside.
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MTMT: What could he want with these two? Last I checked he was looking for Assassin.
Jesse V: Maybe he just wanted to take in the action. No one ever said that was illegal Tassell!
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James paces around the ring as the music fades out. He walks up the ring steps to the apron distracting the wrestler nearest him. The far side wrestler grabs the tights for the roll-up pin and celebrates. The fans didn't like the cheap win and boo. CJ ducks under the top rope and takes another hit from the water bottle looking at the wrestler on the mat. He splashes some water on the guys head and picks him up, patting him in the back.
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Jesse V: See that? What a nice guy.
MTMT: Pssh..I still don't know why he's out he---
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Before the young wrestler realizes whats going on or Tassell finishes his sentence, James sends him to the ground with a quick boot to the jaw knocking the fan favored wrestler to the mat. James turns his attention to the crowd and flashes a grin. The other wrestler scurries off before he encounters the same fate. James ushes the fallen wrestler under the bottom rope with a few complementary boots to the ribs. He tosses the empty bottle of water at him on the outside and mouthes off. The crowd doesn't like as James tells the crowd off and calls for a mic...
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Chris James: Seriously. Shut up. I don't want to hear it. That's what happens when you lose. You get your ass kicked. One kick to the jaw, he won't be eating right a week. And thank you for the warm welcome. I am also pleased to be back before any of you ask. You all need to forget about Anthony Jordan returning, and pay attention to the only thing that matters in the new look-CWA. Jordan is a has been. He's washed up. Not to mention he's neve beaten me when it really counts! And the only reason he came back was for the money! I came back to grace you all with my presence because I know none of you can stand to last mere minutes without thinking about how great I am! So you can all thank me now...
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The crowd boos.
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MTMT: He makes me sick. He really does. He needs to get over himself already.
Jesse V: I think someone likes him some CJ.
MTMT: Okay how about,..I wouldn't like him if you paid me money to like him? Does that work?
Jesse V: Says the man who used him as a slave for two weeks last year.
MTMT: And I didn't like him then either. He asked for it.
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The crowd continued to boo. James takes it all in with a smile.
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Chris James: So did you miss me? I am great, am I not? I'm going to pretend all that means 'yes', so I can sleep easier tonight. I know you all love me and it pains me that I was gone for that short while. Oh gawd, I love being me!
MTMT: This guy has issues.
Jesse V: He has a lot of confidence? Big deal!
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James leans against the ropes grinning ear to ear. He is full of himself and completely believes the words spewing from his mouth. The crowd clearly disagrees.
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Chris James: And you know what else I've noticed? Where is your super hero? Where is the savior of the hour? WHERE IS ASSASSIN?! A fly on the wall told me he was out at a club with his girlfriend. Yeah. The man who is supposed to bring justice to the new look-CWA, where is he to be found? Clearly he doesn't care about you, the new look-CWA, Johnny B. Badd down there on the floor, or anything or anyone except himself!! Can you believe that? OUT IN THE CLUB! Our company was under siege from corporate executives battling over the estate over our esteemed recently passed boss, Timothy Draven and Assassin is out tipping martini's and popping his collar. I have no respect for someone like that...
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The crowd goes up in a frenzy after Chris James mentions Assassin in a bad tongue. Assassin fans all around the arena start a "CHRIS JAMES SUCKS" chant.
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Jesse V: Assassin is clearly an unstable, uncaring being. Chris James is right.
MTMT: Assassin is twice the man Chris James will ever be. My sources told me that there were a handful of technical difficulties with Assassins passport and that by our first show or sooner everything should be a-okay.
Jesse V: Assassin knows who the better man is. Believe you me.
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James stares into the crowd as the heat comes back at him full force. The crowd sits discontent with what CJ has to say. The Assassi_NATION is quite unhappy. James taps a finger on the side of his head and smiles.
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MTMT: What's this lame brain trying to say?
Jesse V: I believe, and full heartedly at that, that he has a bigger brain than Assassin. I think he's reminding everyone that forgot.
MTMT: You're too much. You're ridiculous.
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James smiles again as he keeps pointing at the side of his head then looks down, tucking out his bottom lip in disappointment.
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Chris James: You know, I almost forgot. But then I remembered that I forgot, so if you want to be technical, I didn't forget after all. About that time I bumped into Assassin's piece of ass, ..Crystal. This was during the few days we were evacuated due to the anthrax scare...
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Chris nods, as that's the only reason a building would be shut down for a few days and the talent being told they're leaving, having to tell their families and friends that they're going international due to being contagious with anthrax all to find out that it was just a terrorist threat gone awry. Luckily Jack Bauer saved the day.
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Chris James:..And it's a good thing I had my camera with me otherwise I might not have been able to remember this moment for years to come. It's not as good as "The 'Job", but it'll do. Monkeys in the truck--hit it!
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The lights dim down as the Titan-tron lights up. [3/20/08] appears in the bottom corner. CJ is sitting at an outside cafe table sitting on some chai tea. Just then a familiar face walks by the camera in a black mini-skirt and a pink halter top. She accidentally drops her purse a few feet away from James and bends down to pick it up. Her long blonde hair wraps around her face in the brisk spring wind. Chris James pays no attention to Holly Synn bending down in front of him, and continues to sip from his tea when the front door of the restaurant opens up and Crystal walks out looking a bit upset. She noticed CJ sitting there and looks at him. James looks up a bit intrigued.
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Chris James: What's wrong babe? Don't tell me Assassin tried killing you again? I'll tell you what, you come sit down over here. You know I care about you Crystal. Why don't you tell me what happened?
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Crystal doesn't say a word. She shakes her head left to right, and wipes a falling tear from her cheek.
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Crystal: He just...he just doesn't get it. He wants to go back to that place. Nicolas Tabor sent him a letter. I've tried hiding them for the past couple months. But he found one. I never wanted...him...to...go...back...
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Crystal lowers her head as she falls into her own crossed arms on the table. James reaches up and calms her down, placing his hand on her back.
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Chris James: I know. Sometimes I think he doesn't care about you. Remember that time he let Sheldon Reese kidnap you? Or that time he let Croc kidnap you? Or that time he let Anthony Jordan,...well,...we'll just leave that one alone. We don't need reminding of that. Don't worry, if he can't protect you,.. I will.
Crystal: It's not that you piece of shit. Stop trying to get in my head It's just...I...love him. Have you ever had to see someone you care about that much bleed? Fall twenty-thirty feet into a pile of broken bodies, steel, and wood? Have you ever....had to watch...someone you love...submit in pain? It kills me inside Chris. It really does.
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James pauses before he talks. He flinches after coming up with a thought and smiles.
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Chris James: Sure it has. I love myself. After I re-watch all those matches where I kicked Assassin's ass from coast to coast a small piece of me cries. Not that I ever got hurt too bad, it's just the fact of the matter that sometimes deep down, I did find myself in pain at the fact that as hard as I tried, I couldn't cripple him. I couldn't end his career. I couldn't break everyone-single-bone in his body. I couldn't----
Crystal: Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!! JUST STOP!
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Crystal reaches down and splashes Chris's chai tea all over 'The Siege Of The Future' and storms off as the video clip zooms in on CJ turning around, looking quiet pissed off at the matter at hand. He looks like he's about to explode as the scene fades away and goes back to the arena. The crowd takes it in and cheers on Crystal.
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Chris James: I'll tell you right Assassin, swear on my life,...if that little piece of shit comes within a legs reach of me? I'm going to knock her head off! SO you keep her close, and you keep her warm. You tell her everything is going to be alright. Whisper those white lies. You comfort your woman because I will make sure I have my revenge whether it's hurting her,...or hurting you! Both of which will leave her worse off than she began!
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James throws the mic and begins to leave when.....
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MTMT and Jesse V are ringside calling a dark match between two local jobbers. The crowd seems pretty lifeless as the CHRIS JAMES REMIX hits!
-----
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"The Siege" breaks the curtains aside and walks onto the stage with a bottle of water in hand. One of the jobbers hits a nice looking hurracarana but all attention is diverted to Chris James who is looking sharp this evening with a blue buttoned up shirt tucked into a pair of slacks. He takes a swig of his water and watches the match unfold at ringside.
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MTMT: What could he want with these two? Last I checked he was looking for Assassin.
Jesse V: Maybe he just wanted to take in the action. No one ever said that was illegal Tassell!
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James paces around the ring as the music fades out. He walks up the ring steps to the apron distracting the wrestler nearest him. The far side wrestler grabs the tights for the roll-up pin and celebrates. The fans didn't like the cheap win and boo. CJ ducks under the top rope and takes another hit from the water bottle looking at the wrestler on the mat. He splashes some water on the guys head and picks him up, patting him in the back.
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Jesse V: See that? What a nice guy.
MTMT: Pssh..I still don't know why he's out he---
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Before the young wrestler realizes whats going on or Tassell finishes his sentence, James sends him to the ground with a quick boot to the jaw knocking the fan favored wrestler to the mat. James turns his attention to the crowd and flashes a grin. The other wrestler scurries off before he encounters the same fate. James ushes the fallen wrestler under the bottom rope with a few complementary boots to the ribs. He tosses the empty bottle of water at him on the outside and mouthes off. The crowd doesn't like as James tells the crowd off and calls for a mic...
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Chris James: Seriously. Shut up. I don't want to hear it. That's what happens when you lose. You get your ass kicked. One kick to the jaw, he won't be eating right a week. And thank you for the warm welcome. I am also pleased to be back before any of you ask. You all need to forget about Anthony Jordan returning, and pay attention to the only thing that matters in the new look-CWA. Jordan is a has been. He's washed up. Not to mention he's neve beaten me when it really counts! And the only reason he came back was for the money! I came back to grace you all with my presence because I know none of you can stand to last mere minutes without thinking about how great I am! So you can all thank me now...
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The crowd boos.
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MTMT: He makes me sick. He really does. He needs to get over himself already.
Jesse V: I think someone likes him some CJ.
MTMT: Okay how about,..I wouldn't like him if you paid me money to like him? Does that work?
Jesse V: Says the man who used him as a slave for two weeks last year.
MTMT: And I didn't like him then either. He asked for it.
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The crowd continued to boo. James takes it all in with a smile.
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Chris James: So did you miss me? I am great, am I not? I'm going to pretend all that means 'yes', so I can sleep easier tonight. I know you all love me and it pains me that I was gone for that short while. Oh gawd, I love being me!
MTMT: This guy has issues.
Jesse V: He has a lot of confidence? Big deal!
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James leans against the ropes grinning ear to ear. He is full of himself and completely believes the words spewing from his mouth. The crowd clearly disagrees.
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Chris James: And you know what else I've noticed? Where is your super hero? Where is the savior of the hour? WHERE IS ASSASSIN?! A fly on the wall told me he was out at a club with his girlfriend. Yeah. The man who is supposed to bring justice to the new look-CWA, where is he to be found? Clearly he doesn't care about you, the new look-CWA, Johnny B. Badd down there on the floor, or anything or anyone except himself!! Can you believe that? OUT IN THE CLUB! Our company was under siege from corporate executives battling over the estate over our esteemed recently passed boss, Timothy Draven and Assassin is out tipping martini's and popping his collar. I have no respect for someone like that...
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The crowd goes up in a frenzy after Chris James mentions Assassin in a bad tongue. Assassin fans all around the arena start a "CHRIS JAMES SUCKS" chant.
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Jesse V: Assassin is clearly an unstable, uncaring being. Chris James is right.
MTMT: Assassin is twice the man Chris James will ever be. My sources told me that there were a handful of technical difficulties with Assassins passport and that by our first show or sooner everything should be a-okay.
Jesse V: Assassin knows who the better man is. Believe you me.
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James stares into the crowd as the heat comes back at him full force. The crowd sits discontent with what CJ has to say. The Assassi_NATION is quite unhappy. James taps a finger on the side of his head and smiles.
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MTMT: What's this lame brain trying to say?
Jesse V: I believe, and full heartedly at that, that he has a bigger brain than Assassin. I think he's reminding everyone that forgot.
MTMT: You're too much. You're ridiculous.
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James smiles again as he keeps pointing at the side of his head then looks down, tucking out his bottom lip in disappointment.
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Chris James: You know, I almost forgot. But then I remembered that I forgot, so if you want to be technical, I didn't forget after all. About that time I bumped into Assassin's piece of ass, ..Crystal. This was during the few days we were evacuated due to the anthrax scare...
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Chris nods, as that's the only reason a building would be shut down for a few days and the talent being told they're leaving, having to tell their families and friends that they're going international due to being contagious with anthrax all to find out that it was just a terrorist threat gone awry. Luckily Jack Bauer saved the day.
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Chris James:..And it's a good thing I had my camera with me otherwise I might not have been able to remember this moment for years to come. It's not as good as "The 'Job", but it'll do. Monkeys in the truck--hit it!
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The lights dim down as the Titan-tron lights up. [3/20/08] appears in the bottom corner. CJ is sitting at an outside cafe table sitting on some chai tea. Just then a familiar face walks by the camera in a black mini-skirt and a pink halter top. She accidentally drops her purse a few feet away from James and bends down to pick it up. Her long blonde hair wraps around her face in the brisk spring wind. Chris James pays no attention to Holly Synn bending down in front of him, and continues to sip from his tea when the front door of the restaurant opens up and Crystal walks out looking a bit upset. She noticed CJ sitting there and looks at him. James looks up a bit intrigued.
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Chris James: What's wrong babe? Don't tell me Assassin tried killing you again? I'll tell you what, you come sit down over here. You know I care about you Crystal. Why don't you tell me what happened?
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Crystal doesn't say a word. She shakes her head left to right, and wipes a falling tear from her cheek.
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Crystal: He just...he just doesn't get it. He wants to go back to that place. Nicolas Tabor sent him a letter. I've tried hiding them for the past couple months. But he found one. I never wanted...him...to...go...back...
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Crystal lowers her head as she falls into her own crossed arms on the table. James reaches up and calms her down, placing his hand on her back.
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Chris James: I know. Sometimes I think he doesn't care about you. Remember that time he let Sheldon Reese kidnap you? Or that time he let Croc kidnap you? Or that time he let Anthony Jordan,...well,...we'll just leave that one alone. We don't need reminding of that. Don't worry, if he can't protect you,.. I will.
Crystal: It's not that you piece of shit. Stop trying to get in my head It's just...I...love him. Have you ever had to see someone you care about that much bleed? Fall twenty-thirty feet into a pile of broken bodies, steel, and wood? Have you ever....had to watch...someone you love...submit in pain? It kills me inside Chris. It really does.
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James pauses before he talks. He flinches after coming up with a thought and smiles.
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Chris James: Sure it has. I love myself. After I re-watch all those matches where I kicked Assassin's ass from coast to coast a small piece of me cries. Not that I ever got hurt too bad, it's just the fact of the matter that sometimes deep down, I did find myself in pain at the fact that as hard as I tried, I couldn't cripple him. I couldn't end his career. I couldn't break everyone-single-bone in his body. I couldn't----
Crystal: Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!! JUST STOP!
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Crystal reaches down and splashes Chris's chai tea all over 'The Siege Of The Future' and storms off as the video clip zooms in on CJ turning around, looking quiet pissed off at the matter at hand. He looks like he's about to explode as the scene fades away and goes back to the arena. The crowd takes it in and cheers on Crystal.
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Chris James: I'll tell you right Assassin, swear on my life,...if that little piece of shit comes within a legs reach of me? I'm going to knock her head off! SO you keep her close, and you keep her warm. You tell her everything is going to be alright. Whisper those white lies. You comfort your woman because I will make sure I have my revenge whether it's hurting her,...or hurting you! Both of which will leave her worse off than she began!
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James throws the mic and begins to leave when.....
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