A proper meeting.....

[xxmillerxx]

The fans sit around the arena as "Sell Out" plays over the arena. Fans are mixed as they have yet to actually catch a live glimpse of the IWF's New Guy, Sean Miller.
Sean stumbles out through the backstage with a beer in hand. He poses with his arms held high and lets out a loud "whooop!"
He is wearing his black cap, a black and green "Dropkick Murphy's" t-shirt and his black sweatband on his forearm. He makes it to the ring and rolls under the rope. He tosses the empty beer can to the side as he is handed a mic. The music stops as the fans watch on intently.



Sean Miller:
You know, I've only been around for about a week and, I already have found out that this place is stranger then the biggest college party I've ever been to.
You got a pompus ass walking around with someone he thinks is an "eleven." He should probably check between her legs if you know what I'm saying dudes.
We have one of the meanest, cockiest D-bag's I've ever seen. I think that he should pull the wedge from the panties out of his ass some..."MORNING!"

The fans chuckle as they notice who he is talking about in both cases.



Sean Miller
Then you have a guy that, honestly, I'm impressed with. Of course, his hardcore mayhem isn't my type of deal but...
he certainly knows how to dish out the pain and take a hard earned victory. He reminds me of that band "Donzig"
You have one of the first ever black owners,
You have an asshole from down under,
and this pompus jackass by the name of Anthony Jordan!


Some fans chuckle as others boo Jordan's name.



Sean Miller
But you know what? I'm havin a blast around here. After a few years running around on the indy scene, I'd say this is a pretty nice place to be. Not to mention, I get to party hard every chance I get!
And after I win the tourny on April 7th, You are all invited to the celebration! RIGHT HERE! Free beer goes around, balloons drop....Photo ops...
WHo would want to leave that? A chance to party with the first ever IWF Heavyweight Champion!


The fans cheer as Sean looks around with a grin on his face. He's not sure if they are cheering his promise of a victory or if they are cheering the prospect of a party and free beer.



Sean Miller
I am going to bring culture, talent...and most importantly....FUN! to the Wrestling world. And it's going to start on April 7th!

GIMME A WHOOOOOP!



The fans give a WHOOOOOP to Sean Miller as Sean drops the mic and starts to taunt more cheers from the fans

[Anthony Jordan]

*His jubilation comes to an end when Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" hits. The fans give a loud mixed reaction as "The Role Model" steps out onto the stage wearing a newly-printed "Highest-Paid Man in Wrestling" T-shirt along with a pair of khakis. Still in euphoria over his newfound wealth, Jordan gives his goofy grin and walks down the aisle.*

MTMT: "While Miller certainly connects with the fans and has been taken in as one of their own, no such confusion has happened with Anthony Jordan."

Ventura: "I certainly view him a better than the fans. It's not to."

MTMT: "He chooses to be different than them. I wouldn't say he's better."

*Jordan makes it down to the ring and hops up the stairs before entering. He and Miller have a brief stare down before Jordan walks away and takes his USCW microphone from Helena Perez. Jordan gives the "slit throat" motion to kill his music, and it happens. The fans continue to give a mixed reaction as Jordan turns to Miller.*

Jordan: "I have to say, buddy, that was pretty gutsy. You are new to the scene, and it would have been easy to be timid polite and throw out the standard 'I am gonna give my best and hope it is enough!' You could have done that, but no! You are Sean Miller. I would even say 'Miller Time,' but I have too much money to risk being sued. So how about...um...Sean Time! WOOOOOOO!"

*The fans laugh and cheer as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*

Jordan: "How do you do that? HOOP!"

*The fans laugh Miller shakes his head and picks his microphone back up.*

Miller: "WHOOP!"

*The fans join in another "Whoop" as Miller throws out one more. Jordan stops Miller by touching his shoulder and tries one of his own.*

Jordan: "Hwoop!"

*Miller shakes his head as the fans boo. Jordan can only give his goofy grin. Miller throws up another "Whoop!" as the fans join him.*

Jordan: "That is pretty impressive. You are better at it than I am. I give you credit on that one. It is pretty darn catchy. Right, Harris Arena?"

*The crowd gives another "Whoop!" as Jordan shrugs.*

Jordan: "Even you people are awesome at it!"

*The crowd cheers loudly as Jordan looks around and back at Miller.*

Jordan: "You and they got it, and I do not."

MTMT: "The crowd is digging Miller early in his career."

*Jordan looks around one more time, then returns to looking at Miller.*

Jordan: "And by 'it,' I mean the ability to perfectly be inebriated, idiotic imbeciles! Hwoop!"

*The crowd boos loudly as Miller frowns at Jordan.*

Ventura: "HAHAHA!"

Jordan: "You called me 'pompous,' Bucky, so I just had to rush out here and address you. I do not mind the adjective because there is a large degree of pomp in all that I do. What I am not a fan of is being lumped with other individuals labeled 'pompous.' Most people in the world who are called 'pompous,' simply are not. They are sad people who overinflate their own value and contribution to the world. People like FDR, the Clintons,"

*Jordan gives his goofy grin at Miller and holds out his free hand toward him.*

Jordan: "And all the Sean Millers of the world."

*The fans boo loudly as Jordan pays them no mind.*

Jordan: "You try to be 'pompous' with you big talk and beer cans, but you are just another couch urchin who watches wrestling a bit too much to the point where he thinks he can do it. When I listened to you little speech, Sean, I did not think 'pompous.' I thought 'bravado!'"

*The fans boo again.*

Jordan: "Maybe if you keep saying, you will believe. I wish you good luck with that. However, regardless of your feelings and beliefs, there is only one man capable of winning the IWF World Title, and he happens to be standing in front of you and making more money talking into this microphone than you get in a year."

*Jordan gives his goofy grin as Miller frowns. Jordan leans over and gives him a light punch in the shoulder.*

Jordan: "But, hey, I hear we are looking for a Television Champion."

Ventura: "Put him in his place!"

Jordan: "IWF is in a very black time, no offense, Mister Kash, but it is getting a lot whiter soon thanks to me."

*Jordan winks at Miller before stepping back and looking to leave.*

[Mikkey w/ Max Jewel]

Sean Miller
Just wait one second there...."BUDDY"!


Sean Miller adjusts his ball cap as he paces back and forth, eyes set on Anthony Jordan who has stopped from leaving the ring.



Sean Miller
I don't give a rats ass ho wmuch money you make. I've seen mistakes. How about all the money every pays for Shaq? He Sucks! Look at all the money hey tried to offer Joe Torre, HE SUCKS! And all the money they are going to pay you.... and by the looks of it, YOU SUCK!


The fans cheer to agree as AJ looks very aggitated by Sean Miller. The fans start an "AJ SUCKS" chant. Sean Miller points and laughs at AJ. Jordan looks around at the fans and at Sean Miller. Be cups his hands over his ears and shakes his head "No" telling the fans they are wrong.



Sean Miller
I'll be honest with you Jordan, I got good and drunk last night with some fine bitches, gave them my... "LAW" in bed, then decided I really don't care who is around here. I might be the new guy but, I'll put everyone in a world of hurt! You gotta understand Jordan, I'm in it to win it.
Entertain the fans, win the matches and then go out and party hard! And when I win the tourny and the world title, or if I win the TV Title.....Or hell, even if I take both of them.... there will still be a party...RIGHT HERE!



The fans cheer again for the party as Sean Miller looks around and taunts them to get them louder.



Sean Miller
Jordan, I'll take back what I said. You convinced me you are not pompus.

But... You're still an ASSHOLE and YOU AREN'T INVITED TO THE PARTY!

WHOOOOOOOOP!



The fans all let out a WHOOOOP! Then they begin to cheer. Sean Miller looks at AJ and holds his arms out. He smacks a fist on his chest as he hollers at AJ across the ring without the mic.