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Post by "The Aussie Icon" Croc on Apr 3, 2008 3:03:44 GMT -5
(The show comes back from a commercial break and immediately “Breakstuff” by Limp Bizkit hits and the crowd erupts with boos anticipating the arrival of the hated Aussie Icon for the first time in the IWF. Shortly after Croc appears and he does not look happy at all. His head is down and his shoulders are slumped. He is wearing his customary sleeveless black “ICON” t-shirt, blue jeans, white skate shoes and white baseball cap turned backwards. As he walks down the ramp he has his hands in his pockets and looks quite depressed. Croc is dragging his feet and he hardly raises his eyes to look at the crowd who are yelling all kinds of explicit insults in his direction. He rolls into the ring and politely calls for a microphone. He moves to the centre of the ring and goes to speak, but is speechless. He shakes his head and Croc is the illustration of a shy kid trying to drum up the courage to do a class presentation. He eventually speaks)
(CROC)
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have a bit of quiet.
(The boos continue)
(CROC)
I asked if I could have some quiet, I have something important to say.
(The boos continue and Croc looks up and yells into the microphone)
(CROC)
I SAID SHUT THE F**K UP YOU MORONS!
(The boos lift in intensity but eventually die down)
(CROC)
Thank you.
(Croc clears his throat)
(CROC)
A lot of people have been asking where I have been since the IWF takeover.
(The crowd boos)
(CROC)
Oh I am not lying, people have been asking that question. Just because you morons were too dumb to come up with that question does not mean smarter people haven’t been asking it!
(A CROC SUCKS chant erupts)
(CROC)
But the answer to that INTELLIGENT question is quite simple. I have been patiently sitting in the back waiting. I have been waiting and being very polite to our owner, Xavier Kash. I have been waiting for him to have his moment. What moment do I hear you say?
(Croc nods his head)
(CROC)
The moment where he comes down here and announces that he is handing the inaugural IWF World Title to me.
(Loud boos)
(CROC)
Oh will you people quit with the boos already. Booing is so cliché! If you wanted to be original you would cheer me and accept the greatness that stands before you…
(Croc waits for a response from the crowd but as usual is met with boos)
(CROC)
OK that’s fine. It is fine that you people are sheep and are jealous of my abilities and looks. If that is the way you want to play it then, you have all started a personal war.
(Croc snarls)
(CROC)
But someone who I thought was original was Xavier Kash… Sure he is about as well known as a superstar child’s sibling, but he had the opportunity to make a good first impression and that impression should have been coming out here and declaring me as the World Champion. Why? It is a simple case of logic… The IWF took over the CWA/ICW… I was the greatest ICW champion of ALL TIME before I was robbed of my title from a blatant act of terrorism, and I am yet to receive my rematch.
(Croc holds up a finger to signal he is not done yet)
(CROC)
But now Crazy Bill has run for the hills like a little bi*ch… Crazy Bill has pulled another Morningstar and run away before he is about to get what was coming to him. Therefore as the previous champion, I now become the #1 seed on the ICW side… Jonas Lee is going to f**k off soon because well he has his period or something, hence I am the only logical person to be crowned as a champion.
(More boos from the crowd)
(CROC)
Now sure some people say I should “earn” the title through some kind of match or tournament. But oh how they are wrong… I would have never lost my CWA Undisputed Championship if it were not for a completely unfair and unjust tournament I was thrown into… Hence for the matter of balance in the universe, Mr. Kash should wrong the right made by Timmy Draven, who might I add is burning in hell where he belongs, and appoint me as the champion I deserve to be… No matches, no tournaments… No nothing, he needs to just come out here and appoint me as both his and your champion of champions!
(Croc points to the back)
(CROC)
Now come on Kash… We both know you want me as your champion, so just put down that bucket of fried chicken or whatever “you” people eat and make me your champion!
(Croc waits)
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Post by Charles Windsor on Apr 3, 2008 9:42:53 GMT -5
*Suddenly, "Can't Tell Me Nothing" by Kanye West begins to play. The fans all cheer as the CEO of the IWF comes walking out from the back, dressed in a nice white suit. He has a huge smile on his face. He heads down the ramp and steps inside the ring. He grabs a microphone and walks to the center of the ring where The Aussie Icon Croc is standing. The Aussie Icon Croc has a cocky grin across his face. Suddenly out of nowheres, Mr. Xavier Kash hauls off and slaps Croc across the face. Croc's head snaps back. Croc turns and looks at Mr. Xavier Kash. "Mr. X" raises the microphone.*
Mr. Xavier Kash: Let me make this clear you ignorant son of a bitch. I don't put up with any bullshit from anyone, and I don't just HAND out titles to people like others used to. Do I make myself clear?
*Croc stands there looking pissed off.*
Mr. Xavier Kash: At the first show, everyone will be involved, and that includes you.
*Xavier Kash starts to walk out of the ring. He stops and looks back at Croc.*
Mr. Xavier Kash: Oh, and Croc, let me make something else clear. You ever make smart ass comments again, about my race, I can guarantee you that you'll get yours.
*Xavier Kash is about to leave. Does someone else interrupts, does Croc have something to say, or will Xavier Kash leave?*
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Post by "The EGO" MJW on Apr 3, 2008 14:24:39 GMT -5
As Kash goes to step through the ropes Croc decides he is not going to take what was dished out, he moves in and grabs the Owner on the shoulder, pulling him back in. Croc gets in his face, screaming and shouting...
...suddenly "BIG EGO" hits and the arena erupts, Kash gets a smile on his face as Croc's turns to distane. Croc backs away from Kash as the Hero walks onto the stage, he has a mic in hand and heads straight down to the ring, he climbs the steps and walks straight up to and almost inbetween them. The music cuts and MJ talks
"The EGO" MJW
Firstly, Mr Kash, hey...you know who i am but i do not think we have formally said hello...
...im your money man, your future...your HERO!
Kash seems cool with this, he smiles and they shake hands, much to the disgust of Croc
"The EGO" MJW
Unfortunately this guy had to put a sour taste in your mouth to start things off, but dont worry about him because behind that Aussie tan lies a very bitter guy...
MJ turns to look at Croc
"The EGO" MJW
bitter and twisted...isnt that right?
Your last big stand was as the champion of a bingo hall organisation, your lost the belt to a guy who has run off with his tail between his legs and now the belt you once held with such high regard means nothing...
...i mean what was it? like 3 months old...what a fucking legacy!
the fans give a little pop, although there are some ICW fans about...
...Croc is getting pissed but MJ is just getting started
"The EGO" MJW
Your Hero retired your arse...
...Donzig retired your arse and Crazy Bill kicked it all around the arena...
...yet your still coming back for more? I know your as ugly as Foley but do you have to copy his take on 'retirement' as well?
You see Croc, when the ICW through you a life line your tried taking the spotlight back, your tried getting your good years back...but the times has passed man...
...these people have a Hero and thats all they need, the business has the man who brings in the ratings and sells the merchandise...
...your excess to requirements...
...Kash does not see you as the cash cow anymore, so get with the idea man...its time to hang up the boots and fuck off back down under, pull on your swamp boots and follow in your fathers foot steps!!!
the fans give out a little 'oooohhh', those who know some history know that Crocs dad died of a Croc attack.
Croc fronts up to MJ, looking like he is going to take him out...
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Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on Apr 3, 2008 15:17:35 GMT -5
(Suddenly, "Praise" begins to play across the arena. The fans go nuts as Crazy Bill steps out from backstage. His first appearance in the arena since it became the IWF. Croc does not look pleased as Xavier Kash grins and MJW gets a small smirk across his face. Crazy Bill stays up on the ramp and pulls a mic out of the back pocket of his worn denim shorts. The fans settle as the music fades out.)
Crazy Bill:
You know, I was sitting back there the past couple days. I have been waiting patiently for the proper time to make myself known in the new IWF. I figured, now is a good time. I mean, it can't get much better. The owner is here, someone I respect the hell out of but can't quite win the big one is out here....and then there's someone that I can't even care about, Croc. What a prick right?!
(The fans cheer that Croc is indeed a fucking prick. Crazy Bill paces back and forth on the stage as he continues.)
Crazy Bill:
How dare any of you come out here and talk about me putting my proverbial tail between my legs and running out of here. Croc, to think I would bail cause of you is a fucking joke....Just like your wrestling. You are the best ICW Champion ever? DUDE! YOU STOLE IT! THEN YOU BEAT SOME TALENTLESS AS TO KEEP IT!.... THEN YOU COULDN"T BEAT ME TO KEEP IT! So, do us all a favor....Shut the hell up you prissy bitch....
(MJW begins to chuckle, as does Kash. Crazy Bill doesn't stop though.)
Crazy Bill:
I don't know what you are laughing at MJ. You've never really beaten me either! Sure, we went head to head in December....but, mark my words, we will have ours. You and me.... One day, will meet in that ring...and I believe it will be a match to end all matches.... But, until then, you can shut the fuck up too......
(The looks of amusement on MJW's face start to fade. Crazy Bill just keeps on going.)
Crazy Bill:
So, let me get this right Croc, You STEAL a title, can't properly defend it, then waltz out here and DEMAND TITLES?! Who the fuck are you?! JONAS LEE?!
(Fans chuckle and cheer at the stab towards both Croc and Jonas Lee. Kash's eyes are locked on his prospect, Crazy Bill. Crazy Bill basically ignores him though.)
Crazy Bill:
These fans don't want to see or hear you Croc. MJ, I'm sure they are pleased you came out to shut him up. But, I'm sure they are even more pleased that I'm out here to shut EVERYONE UP! Does anyone here remember what Croc was in the ICW?!
(A faint chant can be heard. It starts to grow. The louder it gets the clearer it becomes.)
Fans: "CROC'S A CUM SPONGE, CROC'S A CUM SPONGE"
(MJW, Kash and Crazy Bill all smirk and grin as they all put their eyes on Croc. Croc is yelling at some of the fans as Crazy Bill starts talking and the fans stop the chant)
Crazy Bill:
You know, April 7th is not far from now. And the two of you will learn, FIRST HAND....that I didn't tuck my tail between my legs and I sure as FUCK will be there on Monday....
(Crazy Bill doesn't even bother with them anymore. He tosses the mic down the ramp. He shakes his head as he stares at Croc. Then, as soon as he came out, he heads backstage.)
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Post by "The Aussie Icon" Croc on Apr 3, 2008 22:40:24 GMT -5
(As Bill vanishes, Croc’s head snaps back at MJW. He glares at the British Hero and it is a look of pure hatred. Croc comes right up face to face with a man with the surname in which Croc has had such history against. Croc grinds his teeth as he lifts the microphone to his mouth)
(CROC)
MJ, I know you are an idiot so I am going to allow you to apologize and take back what you said to me…
(MJ stands up to Croc and does not back down. The insult about Croc’s late father has hit a nerve with the Aussie Icon, but MJW is not a man to back down)
(CROC)
Take it back or else I am going to knock you out right here and now.
(The crowd boos. Croc glares at MJ who pauses before slowly shaking his head, refusing to apologize or take back what he said)
(CROC)
Let me get one thing straight MJ… If that is even your real name… No one and I mean NO ONE calls the Aussie Icon a god damn cow!
(Croc takes a step back and MJW rolls his eyes. Obviously, like everyone else, MJW thought Croc was insulted by the offensive remark about his father, but instead Croc is more offended by being called a cash cow by MJ)
(CROC)
I am in way better shape than any man alive today. There is not a man in that back or even some snobby British punk who is fitter, stronger or more athletic than me…
(Croc rubs his chin)
(CROC)
As a matter of fact MJ…
(Croc points at MJW’s waist)
(CROC)
It looks like you have forgotten to do some sit ups in your time off since the takeover, because you’re getting a bit flabby down there.
(Croc smirks as MJ looks down at his six pack and just shakes his head in disagreement)
(CROC)
Maybe we should change your name to MOO JW!
(Croc laughs at his own stupid joke. He holds his hand up for Xavier Kash to give him a high five, but Kash is not forthcoming. Croc seems quite offended that Kash left him hanging)
(CROC)
Oh so “you” people are too good to give a person like me a high five!
(Kash looks like he is going to explode. He takes a few steps towards Croc, but MJW holds him back. Kash grabs the microphone)
(KASH)
I warned you Croc to make any god damn smart ass remarks about my race…
(Croc holds his hands up in a defensive manner)
(CROC)
Whoa… Who said anything about race?
(Kash gives Croc a fifthly look as Croc smirks)
(CROC)
I said “you” people… That had nothing to do with your race… I was referring to “you” people as a collective group of people which you seem to be the poster child for…
(Croc glares at Kash)
(CROC)
And you and “those” people are described as retards!
(There is no smirk on Croc’s face)
(CROC)
Because you must be mentally retarded to not give me the IWF Championship right here and now… You may as well just piss away all that money you have invested, because without me as your champion, this organization will go belly up quicker than the career of Rod Rage.
(Croc points at MJW)
(CROC)
Do you think this punk is going to make you money? Do you think people are going to believe that someone like him could hold a championship belt that symbolizes the best in the business when I am standing right here in the very same organization?
(Kash says something that goes undetected by the microphones)
(CROC)
I am sorry Kash, I don’t speak Ebonics.
(Kash looks like he is going to kill Croc who gives him the trademark smug smirk, finger poke and wink)
(CROC)
But seeing as though you seem to be struggling with the concept of the English language, I will spell it out for you… The answer both questions starts with a “N” and finishes with a big fat “O”.
(Croc struts around the ring)
(CROC)
No they won’t believe that MJ is better than me because quite frankly he isn’t.
(Croc looks at MJW)
(CROC)
Oh and I will save you boring these fans by retorting to your response… Yes you beat me at Battle of Britain VII… Big whoop! Does that mean anything now? No it doesn’t… Why? Because since then, what have you done MJ?
(Croc and MJW once again get in each others faces)
(CROC)
Floundered on the fringes for over a year, watching opportunities come and go. Talk all you want about me being past it… But since you beat me, I have won Heavyweight Championship gold TWICE... I have won the title that you were never able to get your hands on… The CWA Undisputed Championship. I held that gold and it kills you inside to know that with all that trash that comes out of your mouth, you know I am right… You have NEVER been the #1 guy in the company.
(Croc smirks as MJW glares daggers through him)
(CROC)
Management, promoters and fans alike have never given you the chance to be the #1 guy in the company, and that kills you inside. You talk and talk about how you are the “hero” and you are the future, but this isn’t the future MJ… This is the present and in the present, management would rather see someone like me as champion… Why? Because even though people hate me, they know I am the best. There is not a man in this industry who can say they could beat me if they weren’t at their absolute best on that night. To beat me, you need to be at your best, and for most people, even that is not enough.
(Croc continues to glare at MJW, but points at Kash)
(CROC)
If Will Smith over there had any business sense, even he would admit that having me as champion equals a hell of a lot more money for him. You may very well bring in the ratings and sell the merchandise, but trust me MJ, it is a fraction of the ratings I bring in and a very small fraction of the merchandise I sell…
(Croc and MJ are locked into an intense glare that is of absolute hatred)
(CROC)
Just remember MJ, you whilst I am around, the spotlight is going to be fixed upon me. Maybe some day you may be able to step close enough so your silhouette is noticeable, but I will forever be the one who makes the spotlight shine at its ever so brightest…
(Croc and MJ look like they are going to attack each other when…)
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