Introducing...

[Jake Seven]

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Here is the Harris Arena. Inside are thousands of screaming lunatics who paid upwards of one hundred dollars a seat to see Chris James. And they're in luck because the CHRIS JAMES REMIX hits across the speakers as "The Siege Of The Future" makes his way from the back.
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MTMT: Earlier tonight we witnessed CJ receive how to say,... a woodshed whopping. I'm surprised he's even mobile.

Jesse V: You see right there Tassell, that's what people don't understand about this man. He is a warrior. He doesn't let small things take him down. He's been to hell and back in his career. That little pistol fight earlier is nothing.

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James climbs up on the ring apron, and throws out his arms as the fans boo. He walks along the apron with a smug look on his face and drags his fingers down his buttoned up dress shirt. Ducking under the top rope he throws his arms out again.
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MTMT: This guy can't get enough of himself.

Jesse V: Don't be jealous now

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James grabs a mic and settles himself in the middle of the ring as the fans pick up booing where they left off earlier tonight.
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Chris James: You see ladies and gentlemen? You see what stands before you? I am standing in a thousand dollar suite, with a five hundred dollar watch on. My shoes are made of leather. Leather which costs more than your cars people. More than your piece of shit cars! When you're Chris James as I am, money literally does grow on trees. Don't you all wish you could be as good looking as this?

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James strokes his clean shaven chin with his hand and smirks.
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Chris James: But enough about me for once. Tonight I introduce to you, the first woman of the IWF. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring to you the gorgeous, the beautiful, the hottest, the most drop dead sexy woman alive---I give you Sapphire!

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"Everything" by Buckcherry crosses the arena as a very attractive woman walks out from behind the curtain. She's dressed in a single black dress, with a low cut top. James smirks in the ring as this blonde haired bombshell made her way into the ring. James stands in the ring as she enters under the middle rope. The fans are astonished by her beauty.
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Jesse V: You see Tassell, when you're Chris James girls flock to you.

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Tassell doesn't talk as his eyes are locked on the gleaming woman in the ring next to The Siege of the Future. She waves into the crowd as some of the men whistle back.
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Chris James: Every single one of you take a good look at this woman at my side. And you shut your damned mouthes. You can be jealous all you want, but this beauty is mine and only mine. And do note, as I'm sure a lot of you already have that she is ten, no..eleven times better looking than Assassin's hoe, Crystal. So I hope Assassin is taking a good look somewhere backstage. Or perhaps from his Motel room since your hero can't afford a suite like I can. And I hope he's feeling that temptation to turn to Crystal and leave her hanging, because I can give him all the beautiful women he wants. All he needs to do is dump the broad and walks down that aisle.

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CJ nods his head in agreement. He looks Sapphire up and down. She stands there smiling.
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Chris James: If women aren't enough, I can give you money Assassin. I can give you things these people who chant your name can not give you. After all, I am a very generous person. I can set you up to live like a king. All I ask? Is for you to leave Crystal in a place where I can have my way with her because that stupid cunt deserves to get the piss beaten out of her! Think it over Assassin. Mull this decision over. And you better make the right choice, or suffer the consequences of pissing me off!

[Assassin]

"Battle of One" fills the arena, bringing the fans to their feet. Chris James puts his arm around Sapphire and smirks. Assassin charges through the curtains and the cheers rise. Despite James' harsh comments, Assassin manages to smile as he starts down the ramp. He slaps hands with several members of the _NATION and then breaks into a run for the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope and springs to his feet. He takes a look at the two unimpressed superstars standing before him, and shrugs. He approaches the edge of the ring and is handed a microphone.

MTMT: This oughta be good.

Jesse Ventura: I know! Assassin is finally going to dump that trashy woman of his.

MTMT: Oh, please.

The music begins to fade as Assassin paces around in the ring. He walks slow circles around the couple, and CJ lets go of Sapphire in case his rival attempts another brawl. Assassin stops and brings the microphone up.

Assassin: Christina, is this seriously it? This is your way of getting out of the ass whooping of your life?! You have fallen to your lowest level. For the past couple of days I've heard nothing from you but how you're going to destroy me. Oh, how much you despise me! And I come back, and you offer me this cougar as a peace offering?

The fans roar.

Jesse Ventura: Cougar!?

MTMT: Hahaha!

Assassin: Thanks but... uh, no thanks. I can tell you this now, I can promise you this much! No amount of money, women, or tickets to the circus will prevent this man from breaking you down in this ring. You did get one thing right. There is something these people can't give me, but I will give it to them should you make me. And that thing is the satisfaction of seeing your bloody and motionless body rotting in the middle of this ring!

This receives a pop.

Assassin: Why the sudden fascination with Crystal, anyway? This is between you and I. For whatever reason, you aren't pleased with the amount of beatings I've given you and would like some more! I can deal with that, but you need not disturb the lady! Have you really grown tired of Granny Smith over here that quickly? Although, I can't blame you. She looks as dry as the Sahara!

The fans love it. Not dry women, but the joke.

Jesse Ventura: What is he talking about? Sapphire is a beautiful young lady!

MTMT: It's understandable that your definition of young differs from ours, Jesse. That woman is well into her forties.

Sapphire doesn't look so thrilled.

Assassin: Let me tell you a little something. Teach you a little lesson. I know it's rare that you actually stick with a woman so this little scenario is new to you. See, you and I have a rivalry. As rivals, we're going to try and outdo the other repeatedly. Things are going to get bitter. They're going to get ugly. At that point, a friend of an enemy becomes an enemy. We destroy enemies in this business. So your lady friend? ... Yes. She is an enemy.

Assassin begins to pace.

Assassin: And as a man who has been screwed and cheated one too many times, I know how to play these little mind games. I've been on both ends of that gun. I will not hesitate to shoot, and it would be best that you keep me out of your sights. Otherwise? Well, let's just say that I'm letting you off with a warning this time. Call Crystal a "cunt" again, and next time I'm going to kick this bitch's teeth down her throat. Get it? Got it? Good.

Assassin turns to leave but stops. He chuckles to himself and holds up a finger, lifting the microphone again.

Assassin: Oh... and about that whole letting-you-off-with-a-warning thing? Well Chris, I'd just like to wish you a happy April Fools.

Assassin leaps forward, and smacks Sapphire with that monster of a roundhouse kick! He drops and rolls out of the ring, and the fans love it! CJ can't help but look surprised as his new valet hits the mat. Assassin shines a shit eating grin.

Jesse Ventura: CHEAP SHOT! WOMAN BEATER!

MTMT: Oh my god, I certainly didn't see that happening!

Assassin slowly walks backwards up the ramp, shrugging as The Siege of the Future glares at him...

[Jake Seven]

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Assassin slaps hands with the fans as a lip curling smile crosses over Assassins face. It stretches ear to ear. Chris James is on a knee, holding Sapphire's head as she looks dazed and in a great deal of pain. James shouts things off mic to Assassin who throws his arms out and celebrates with the fans as they cheer!
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Jeese V: That Assassin has stooped to a whole new level! He should be arrested!

MTMT: If she didn't want to get involved between these two hot heads she should have stayed backstage. It was her choice, and she paid the price!

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James checks on the lady in his arms one more time before gently placing her on the mat standing up, and leaning over the top rope aiming a finger at Assassin.
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Chris James: All you people should be ashamed! ASHAMED! You cheer this man? He just assaulted an innocent woman! Sapphire did not do a damn thing to you Assassin! If you honestly think this will not get responded to, be warned to sleep with one eye open you son of a bitch!

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CJ gets down on the mat again and checks on his valet, steaming red at the actions of Assassin moments ago. He rakes his fingers through his hair, gritting his teeth. James mumbles to himself.
He slams his fist off the mat and gets up again, aiming his frustration at Assassin on the outside.
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Chris James: You...you...you just crossed the line! If she's hurt, swear to god ...I will find Crystal! Damnit! DAMNIT!

MTMT: Chris James, is he actually..speechless? He looks lost for words Jesse..

Jeese V: There are children present. He is probably thinking of the children watching this despicable act! Who strikes a woman? Well I know one man who does and that's Assassin!

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James looks conflicted as he looks at Assassin, and back at Sapphire in the ring. She isn't moving inside the ring. James gives one last look at Assassin as an EMT squad rolls down the runway. Assassin starts to casually walks backwards up the ramp as the medics check on Sapphire. AN JAMES BOLTS FROM THE RING AS HE HEADS STRAIGHT FOR ASSASSIN!!! The fans go nuts as the heated rivals are drawn to a second fight just a day after the return of Assassin!!
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MTMT: And here we go! Someone needs to stop this! They're going to kill one another!

Jesse V: What?! This is great! Let them kill each other! It's better than woman beating for petes sake!

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James and Assassin go blow for blow in the middle of the ramp! James falls short after a southpaw catches him unwary! James spits out blood from his mouth as he lunges at Assassin again! James gets in some shots of his own that send Assassin sprawling backwards! The fans are living it up! James sends Assassin head first into the barricade wall. Assassin falls to a knee as CJ is relentless. He sends a knee to the side of Assassin's head. Assassin flinches and shakes his head but before he can recover he's met with a hand to the throat. James lifts Assassin up with one hand and pushes him back several more feet up the ramp. Assassin struggles to regain composure. James pushes Assassin all the way to the stage and pins him against the metal wall of the Titantron.

He begins to choke the life out of Assassin, mumbling things in his face. Assassin throws an arm out, but is stopped by a knee to the gut. James goes for a haymaker, but Assassin ducks! James punches the metal wall and yells in agony! Assassin drops to both knees as he grabs at James's legs and brings him to the ground ands starts to unload on The Siege of the Future. An "ASSASSIN!" chant starts up. James flips Assassin onto his back, as the duo flips and rolls on the stage before teetering on the edge......

James throws a left punch, Assassin hooks the arm and goes for an ASSASSINATION as referees and security pours from the back to break up the fight....
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MTMT: Alright! Finally!

Jesse V: Damn, it was just getting good too!

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The two men are separated and calmed down. Sapphire's gurney is rolled up the stage past the crowd of men. James watches it roll backstage, several feet from him. He tries to break free of the guards and follow it, but he's restrained. Assassin backs up, and rolls his shoulders telling James to bring it! The fans go nuts! James is unresponsive as his main concern is Sapphire.
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MTMT: Looks like Assassin has struck the first blow.

Jesse V: And a low blow at that! James will get his revenge....I can almost guarantee that!