We meet again

[Anthony Jordan]

*In the back, "The Role Model" is walking with Scorpion. It looks to be not too long after his in-ring promo.*

Scorpion: "So he just vanished?"

Jordan: "Yeah, it was the weirdest thing. I totally trashed Miller, then poof! He was gone quicker than a Morningstar comeback."

Scorpion: "I didn't know you had the power to do that."

Jordan: "Me neither!"

*Jordan looks excited about his ability to make people vanish.*

Jordan: "I knew I had unawakened Republican powers. I guess I just was not rich enough to activate them."

Scorpion: "Money equals power."

Jordan: "And how!"

*Jordan stops and waves his arms wildly at a Coke machine.*

Jordan: "Hmm...guess I do not fully control my powers, yet. Clear my schedule. I need to practice tonight!"

Scorpion: "You got it."

*They stop walking at a door that says "'The Role Model' Anthony Jordan."*

Scorpion: "Oh yeah, Kash said someone volunteered to revamp your dressing room."

Jordan: "Oh yeah?"

Scorpion: "Yeah, it was...uhhhh,"

*Scorpion forgets, but reaches into his pocket and pulls out a piece of paper.*

Scorpion: "Assman Experience: Builder of Roflcopters and Epic Lulz."

Jordan: "What the heck? I guess it must be some postmodern art thing."

*Jordan opens the door. The camera looks past him and sees:



Jordan's jaw drops.*

Jordan: "Rick Astley? 'Revamping' is putting an obscure pop artist in my room?"

Scorpion: "The little ode to 'Pop-Up Video' was cool."

*Jordan nods.*

Jordan: "I miss that show."

Scorpion: "Me too."

Jordan: "But who could have done this?"


**NO ONE REPLY. ONLY ONE MAN IS WORTHY!**

[Assassin]

As the two can't help but witness more of the golden tones of Mr. Astley, someone can be heard singing outside the room. Their voice gets louder as they approach the doorway.

Voice: Never gonna give you up... never gonna let you down...

Jordan turns to see who could possibly have set this up. Scorpion on the other hand, will not turn his eyes away from the sight before him. Assassin walks into the room. He has a pair of cheap shades on, and his hair is slicked back into some kind of Fonzie imitation.

Assassin: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND--

Rick Astley: Desert yooooou!

Assassin then performs an amazing hand movement, mirroring Astley.

Anthony Jordan: It was you!

Assassin: Yes, it was I!

Assassin grips the shades and tosses them away. The two then exchange in a hip and gangster-like handshake. They let go and swing their thumbs behind their shoulder.

Both: PSSSSSHT!



It is of course important to note that they aren't outside. They did not gain weight or become black men. They also did it with a certain amount of energy that might make you laugh, and not with the sense that they are desperate for attention and would therefore upload a video of this handshake to YouTube.

[Jake Seven]

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As Assassin and Anthony Jordan exchange a Fresh Prince and Jazz like greeting, Scorpion presses a button on a jukebox. Jordan tuns to his associate curious as to why

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Scorpion: It appeared and said "Press play", so I did.

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AJ, Assassin, and Scorpion all look around as a very large, fat man in a g-string walks up to Jordan and starts grinding on him. (Some of his moves are seen here:)
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