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Post by Anthony Jordan on Mar 28, 2008 10:10:12 GMT -5
*The IWF-tron comes to life. The fans explode in cheers as Hardcore Fred appears on it.*
Fred: "WHAT UP, HARRIS ARENA?!"
*The crowd immediately starts up a "Fred" chant for BWA's resident thug and most decorated champion.*
MTMT: "No way!"
Ventura: "NO! I thought he was gone for good."
Fred: "How long has it been? Two and a half years now? Damn, that's been too long for me to have been away from BWA!"
*The fans explode again as Fred looks off-camera.*
Fred: "Really?"
*He turns back to the camera.*
Fred: "I mean CWA!"
*The fans cheer again as Fred annoyingly turns around.*
Fred: "Son of motherfu..."
*He turns around, looks at the camera and smiles.*
Fred: "Live TV, I almost forgot."
*Fred laughs at himself.*
Fred: "Well, BWA, CWA, IWF, WTF, FTW, BBQ, LOL, whatever the hell this place calls itself, it has a problem!"
*The fans cheer the energy of Fred.*
Fred: "It's about as much fun as Ripper on open mic night at the comedy club!"
*The fans cheer and laugh.*
Fred: "Seriously, Greg, love ya and miss ya. But that doesn't change the fact that this place, whatever three letters it goes by now, needs someone special."
*The fans cheer loudly in expectation.*
Fred: "Needs someone to light a fire under this bitch, slam it into the Moon, donkey punch the Moon for getting in our way, crash back in London in a fire of blood, guts, and a lot of gold!"
*The fans nearly blow the roof off the arena with that.*
MTMT: "I've missed that guy!"
Ventura: "You're the only one."
*Fred smiles.*
Fred: "Well, thankfully, I've found that man. He's happened to have won a couple of World Titles,"
*Fred holds up his index finger.*
Fred: "Knows how beat ass so well he could do it in his sleep,"
*Fred holds up his middle finger to join his index finger.*
Fred: "And is pretty damn electrifying on the mic and on live TV!"
*Fred punches at the camera, but intentionally misses even though it gives the cameraman a scare.*
Fred: "Calm down, Jerry. But not you out in the crowd! Get up off your asses as you about to see the man I'm talkin' about!"
MTMT: "This is big!"
*Out of nowhere, Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" blasts out from the public address system. The fans in the Harris Arena look around in confusion.*
MTMT: "No! Not this conservative douchehole! I wanted Fred!"
Ventura: "The lesser of two evils, I suppose."
*A lot of people in the crowd still cheer as "The Role Model" Anthony Jordan appears on stage, but many boo as they liked Hardcore Fred better (and he endeared himself more to the fans). Jordan points up to the IWF-tron and waves to Fred. Fred throws up the "F" and vanishes from IWF as quickly as he came. Jordan plays to the crowd as he walks down the aisle with his goofy grin on this face. He quickly scales the steps and enters the ring.*
MTMT: "Regardless of personal feelings, I can't deny the producer in my headset telling me to mention AJ's great wrestling ability. Which, seriously, he does have, but that doesn't meant I like him."
Ventura: "It's almost worth him being back to see you so miserable. He really is Cartman to your Kyle."
*Jordan and Helena Perez exchange a kiss on the cheek and some small talk before Jordan accepts his USCW microphone. He walks to the middle of the ring and signals for "Even Flow" to cut off. The mostly cheering fans continune until Jordan lifts up the USCW microphone.*
Jordan: "Let me think my protege for that great lead-in, even though I hoped time would have cleaned up that gutter-mouth of his."
*Fred gets a massive cheer from the fans.*
Jordan: "Bet you would never see me again and until earlier this week, you would be right. However, for as black as Xavier Kash is, he is also that much of a savvy businessman, and he is pretty black, by the way."
*Jordan winks at the camera (presumably to Kash).*
Jordan: "He wanted to contract me for his little IWF, and you know what I did?"
*Jordan looks around and gives his goofy grin.*
Jordan: "I showed his butt right to the door! I was not going to wrestle, anymore! I have done all I can do. I have beaten everyone placed in my way and won every title worth winning. I am a Grand Slam Champion in USCW and BWA. The only reason it did not happen in CWA was because the British Title was not a title worth winning. Seriously, your uncle would have to be your dad or your hair is so big and stupid that it shrinks your brain for you to be dumb enough to want to win that title!"
*The fans boo that statement out of respect for the British Title.*
Jordan: "Then, Kash hit me with a propositional that knocked me off my seat! Literally, if you go to my house, there is an Anthony-sized dent in my floor. He said there is one thing I have yet to do, and as much as I hate to admit it, he was right. "
MTMT: "And for him to miss an achievement is damn near impossible."
Jordan: "I have never been the highest-paid wrestler in the industry."
*Jordan looks down in shame as the fans murmur among themselves.*
Ventura: "There's a reason for that."
*Jordan looks up and gives his goofy grin.*
Jordan: "Until now. You see, Xavier Kash is contracting me from USCW for the most money any wrestler has ever received! That is right! Thanks to Kash, I make more money than any of those losers out there in the back. I make more than any of you do in a year just for walking to the ring and doing this one interview! How great is that?"
*The fans boo loudly as Jordan nods.*
Jordan: "Okay, okay, you guys got me. I was already doing that before my pay raise, but you get my point!"
*The fans boo again as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*
MTMT: "Humble as ever."
Jordan: "Now, when I am mowing down competition in this federation, namely on my way to winning the tournament and taking the IWF World Title home to put in my overfull trophy case, I will be doing it leaving twin trials of one-hundred dollar bills and fifty-Pound notes, since you cheapskates do not make enough hundreds! The age of wealth, prosperity, and my just due are upon us! Live it up because you know I will!"
*Jordan goes to leave the ring. Does he?*
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Post by "The EGO" MJW on Mar 28, 2008 13:30:16 GMT -5
As the newly contracted Anthony Jordan steps one foot out of the squared circle, the roof in the Harris Arena explodes as BIG EGO hits.
Jordan stops in his tracks, pauses for a moment and then smiles as he backs into the ring.
Moments later Red,White and Blue pyros shoot from the stage as "The EGO" MJW steps out.
MJ is decked in a Royal Blue tailed suit, the jacket sits on top of a crisp open collared burgandy shirt.
"The EGO" lifts his arms and takes in the adulation before making the walk down to the ring
MTMT
Well well, is the 'Connection' about to be reunited?
Jesse Ventura
For the love of god i hope not, im not sure what i think of AJ right now but i sure know that i could do with seeing less of 'The Ego'!
MJ walks around the ring, Helena Perez is now standing at ringside and hands MJ a mic, he checks her out and then looks at Jordan before smirking and turning to Perez and giving her the best kiss she has ever had. The fans cheer and Jordans eyes almost pop out as Perez's knees start to weaken. MJ pulls away and helps her take a seat, she is in no fit state to stand.
MJ then takes the steps up to the ring and hops inside. He walks up to the Role Model and the music cuts. There is some uneasy tension for a moment before MJ throws out his arms and grabs Jordan, pulling him in for an oh so hetrosexual embrase. This last for slightly uncomfortable amount of time as Jordan returns the gesture with a pretty tight hug.
They break away and MJ adjust his jacket as he goes to speak
"The EGO" MJW
Its good to see you Anthony...real good! You know what? The boss made the right call when he contacted you and offered you the biggest contract ever offered...
...you know Anthony, up until now it was MJW who held that title, Timbo Draven made some big money to get me back to the CWA...
...but i guess you have out trumphed me this time!
Its difficult to tell how geniune MJ is being, he is smiling, but surely he can not be pleased about having his contract topped. Jordan himself see's nothing wrong with this and stands there with his trademark goofy grin for all to see
"The EGO" MJW
But no hard feelings about that Anthony, because quite frankly you deserve it, every last penny...
...infact your probably going to need it because everyone knows that when a former star comes out of 'retirement', they are never as hot as they was before, so to be honest the merchandise sales, the main event bonuses and all that goes along with it probably wont have much impact on your income now...
...so you need the extra guarenteed...
MJ grins, the fans get what he is saying and it appears Jordan might be on the cusp of understanding
"The EGO" MJW
Fact is Anthony, this is probably your last run and you have got to make the most out of it...
...and thats one of the reasons i came out here...
...well there are 3 reasons why im out here actually...
...one was to be the 1st to welcome you back to the fold, im sure all us 'losers' cant wait to interact with you again...
Jordan smiles, seeing nothing wrong with the comment he made earlier about the boys in the back
"The EGO" MJW
...the second reason was to tell you that i know full well that these fans and the millions around the world would give their right fucking arm to see 'The Connection' ride again...
...if only on a 'as and when' basis...
...and thirdly, and perhaps most importantly...
MJ steps forward towards Jordan and his expression becomes more serious
"The EGO" MJW
There is one man who will be crowned the very 1st IWF World Champion...
...and thats ME!
the fans pop as Jordan is unsure what to do with himself as MJ breaths down his neck
"The EGO" MJW
Ive already put Donzig on notice that until the battle happens, we can be cool and we can go as far as to mix it up and little and kick some arse...but when the time comes im taking the IWF World title and thats that...
...the same applies right here, right now...id like us to get along, to entertain like only we can...
...but when the clock stops and its time to do or die, im going to 'do' and those that try to stop me could very well die...
...so Anthony, lets just be all on the same page and have the right understanding...
...you might be the highest paid, but your not the biggest star anymore...
MJ takes a step back, easing the situation a little, but then he tenses up again
"The EGO" MJW
Oh, actually...there is one more thing, a No.4 if you like...
...dont ever refer to me as a losser again or ill rip your head off and shit down your neck!..
Jordan gulps
"The EGO" MJW
...but aside from that i guess we are good?
MJ relaxes completely and actually offers his hand in 'friendship'...
...what will Jordan do?
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Post by jonaslee on Mar 28, 2008 17:57:23 GMT -5
..::Anthony Jordan looks as if he is about to shake hands with MJW. He stops and looks around at the fans. Anthony Jordan isn't sure what he's going to do at this point. Suddenly.."If You're Havin' Girl Problems I Feel Bad For Ya Son, I Got 99 Problems But A Bitch Ain't One".."99 Problems" by Jay-Z blasts through the arena. Both MJW and Anthony Jordan turn their attention toward the entrance way. From the back, The American Idol Jonas Lee comes walking out. He's wearing jeans, boots, a lime green beanie, and his "Chosen One..You Know You Hate It" T-Shirt. Jonas starts to walk down the ramp, but stops halfway. He tosses up both arms and red, white, and blue fireworks shoot off from behind him. He continues to walk down the ramp and takes a lap around the outside of it::..
(MTMT)
Here is the last CWA Undisputed World Champion, and last British Champion. You've gotta imagine he's a little bent over losing both titles.
(Jesse Ventura)
Jonas Lee was screwed over. He has every right in the world to be pissed off. I'd be pissed off as well.
..::Jonas Lee grabs a microphone and walks up the steps. He ducks under the third rope and enters the ring. Anthony Jordan and MJW both look on, knowing that ya never know what can happen when Jonas Lee is in the ring. Jonas Lee stands near the corner, and raises the microphone::..
(Jonas Lee)
Did ya see the red, white, and blue fireworks MJ? You can try to steal them from me, like you tried to steal the title of "Last British Champion" from me, but the truth is the truth MJW. You're just trying and trying to be like me. It's all pretty sad if you ask me. You've got more envy toward me than anything I've ever seen.
(MTMT)
MJW's "pyro's" are different than Jonas Lee's "fireworks"..there is a big difference.
(Jesse Ventura)
Well, if you ask me, MJW is trying to steal the Jonas Lee gimmick.
(MTMT)
Because they have the same colored pyros/fireworks?
(Jesse Ventura)
Yes, and MJW tried to claim he was the last British Champion. We all saw Jonas Lee defeat MJW inside the Terror Dome.
..::Jonas Lee stands there looking disgusted::..
(Jonas Lee)
The last British Champion? Are you freakin' kidding me? Dayyyyyum homie, did I really screw you up that bad inside the Terror Dome? The entire world, and the record books, all say that Jonas Lee defeated MJW in the Terror Dome. They all say that The American Idol Jonas Lee is the last CWA British Champion. I have the original freakin' British, and Undisputed World Championship, so I don't know who you're trying to fool.
..::MJW just looks on annoyed::..
(Jonas Lee)
MJW, take a look at the record books. It's MJW=2, and Jonas Lee..
..::Jonas Lee holds up four fingers::..
(Jonas Lee)
FOUR!
..::The fans in the IWF arena are booing loudly::..
(MTMT)
These fans don't look too happy about the words coming out of Jonas Lees mouth.
(Jesse Ventura)
They never have been good with the truth.
..::Jonas Lee now focuses his attention toward the returning Anthony Jordan::..
(Jonas Lee)
And then we have Anthony Jordan. Anthony freakin' Jordan. The man is a legend. The man is known all over the world. Hell, this guy right here has been in some of the most amazing matches ever. Honestly Anthony Jordan, it is nice to finally see someone else in the locker room with an ounce of talent. I'm so sick and tired of the MJW's, the Donzigs, the Croc's, and the Crazy Bill's. I'm tired of watching people who don't know a dayyyyyyyum thing about wrestling walk around acting like they're the "baddest sums of bitches" around. People around these parts think that if you walk around like a "bully" that it means you're better than anyone else. Well, people like Anthony Jordan and Jonas Lee don't worry about being "badasses" because we're already everything you "losers" wish you could be, but know you never will be!
..::The fans are all listening to Jonas Lee. MJW looks annoyed, while Anthony Jordan can't help but agree somewhat. After all, anytime someone strokes Anthony Jordans ego, he has to smile::..
(Jonas Lee)
So Anthony Jordan, welcome back..and when The American Idol Jonas Lee takes his place in the IWF like he did at the end of CWA, and becomes the IWF World Heavyweight Champion, I'll make sure I look in your direction to give you a fair title shot.
..::Anthony Jordan has a smile on his face. Who decides to get involved now?::..
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Post by "The EGO" MJW on Mar 28, 2008 18:23:58 GMT -5
MJ steps forward and lifts the mic and looks at Jonas Lee
"The EGO" MJW
Ill spend just a moment and explain this to you very very simply...
...you beat me in the Terror Dome, the record books have you down as the last CWA British Champion, so props to you...
...but the fact is that regardless of what you, what Donzig or even Kyle fucking Heaven thinks, MJW made the British Championship...
...your name on a piece of paper in a book mean fuck all...actions speak louder and no one put more action into the British title scene than MJW!
Jonas, when i lost the British Championship to you, the title became devalued, so to those people that matter, MJW was the last ever British Champion...
...and if you need proof then lets ask the question...
MJ turns to the fans
"The EGO" MJW
Who was the 'last' BRITISH CHAMP???
immediately the fans start chanting MJW...MJW...MJW...
...The EGO smiles with confidence as he turns back to Lee and AJ
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Mar 29, 2008 0:19:17 GMT -5
*Jordan looks at MJW and Jonas Lee and chuckles before lifting up his USCW microphone.*
Jordan: "Wow, guys, this banter is kind of funny. You are ready to fight one another over the rights to being the best British Champion? Is that not akin to fighting over who has dated the fattest girl? Do you really want to win?"
*The fans enjoy at chuckle at that, but MJW and Lee don't find it funny.*
Jordan: "But in the name of peace, I will broker an arrangement that will make you both happy. I say that no matter which of you was the better British Champion, neither of you can compare to the sheer might and legendary status of my BWA Intercontinental Title reign!"
*Jordan pumps his fist as the fans give a mixed reaction as they tolerate him more than Lee, but love MJW may more than either of them.*
MTMT: "Never misses a chance to toot his own horn."
Ventura: "He's been single for a long time. It's what you got to do."
MTMT: "I agree with that, but am completely disgusted."
Jordan: "And do not get me wrong, fellas, this peeing contest is fun and all, but I think we are all shooting for something bigger. I think we all want to be the IWF World Champion!"
*Lee and MJW nod in agreement.*
Jordan: "I find it hard to argue against either of you."
*"The Role Model" turns to MJW.*
Jordan: "Michael, you are the most marketable man in this business when I am not in the equation. You move merchandise, put butts in seats, and, to be quite frank, have a banging body!"
*MJW looks almost offended, but has come to accept Jordan's "unique" praise.*
Jordan: "I mean, you cannot bang like I bang, but you have some nice definition!"
*MJW looks to disagree, but keeps mum.*
Jordan: "And you have the experience, too! A one,"
*Jordan holds out his flat palm and brings in his index finger.*
Jordan: "Two,"
*He brings in his middle finger.*
Jordan: "Three,"
*He brings in his ring finger.*
Jordan: "Four,"
*He brings in his pinky.*
Jordan: "Five-time British Champion!"
*Jordan makes a fist and pumps it back and forth quickly.*
Jordan: "That is a fist full of midcard glory! It goes right with your Undisputed World Title reign..."
*Jordan's smile fades away as he gets the "oh shit" look on his face. He speaks sheepishly*
Jordan: "That you did not have. Oops."
*Jordan pats MJW on the shoulder.*
Jordan: "You might be in over your head, but the home crowd could spur you on to unlikely victory."
*The British crowd cheers MJW.*
MTMT: "MJW was charging hard for the Undisputed World Title before CWA closed. That momentum could carry over."
Ventura: "Yeah, and I'll grow my hair back."
*Jordan turns to Jonas Lee and wags his finger.*
Jordan: "But you, I know you have held the big gold. Jonas Lee: double champion!"
*The crowd boos loudly for that fact.*
Jordan: "Some might call you the uncrowned king of the IWF."
*Jonas Lee nods in agreement.*
Jordan: "I mean, you offered me a title shot, which is quite kingly. I appreciate that, Jonas. You respect my body of work. Seeing how you were the longest-reigning British Champion and I was the longest-reigning Undisputed World Champion, we somewhat understand each other. Over my career, I have defended my titles against the likes of Ripper, Whitey Ford, Sheldon Reese, Croc, Donzig, Michael Windsor, Crazy Bill, and the list goes on. Each encounter was an epic match that will live on in history. Every time I won a title, that match went into the Hall of Fame. Maybe we will see your work there, too."
Lee: "I think you will!"
*Jordan gives his goofy grin.*
Jordan: "Yeah, that was a great match you had to win the Undisputed World Title! Who did you fight again?"
*Lee isn't quite as happy as he once was. Jordan snaps his fingers with a guilty look on his face.*
Jordan: "Oh, that is right, no one. You never fought anyone. I suppose you fought carpel tunnel syndrome when you signed the agreement, though. That is almost as good as beating a 'Who is Who' list of Hall of Famers."
*The fans cheer in support of Jordan against Lee.*
Jordan: "But you still did it, Uncrowned King of IWF. I have done a little thinking about your title, however, and I think it may be inaccurate. Not that I do not think you are an uncrowned king, big guy,"
*Jordan points at Lee.*
Jordan: "You are a king much in the way Arthur was a king. You know, in that fictional sort of sense."
*The fans cheer loudly in agreement.*
Jordan: "Because the fact of the matter is that you abdicated your throne when I walked back onto the scene! So you better keep working on getting into my good graces, Prince, because if anyone will be issues title shots, it is going to be me!"
*The anti-Jonas Lee sentiment carries over enough to have the whole crowd cheer for Jordan.*
MTMT: "Every man for himself."
Ventura: "Glad to see you didn't leave the cliche notebook at home."
MTMT: "Piss off!"
Jordan: "Everyone in CWA had three months to make a name for themselves while I was gone. Now it is time to take your familiar spots in the back of the line because 'The Role Model' is back; he has his money; and he feels like accessorizing with some gold! Have fun fighting over who is the best Television Champ!"
*The crowd gives more of a mixed reaction as they don't like Jordan taking that shot at MJW, too. Will anyone interrupt or are we done?*
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Post by donzig on Mar 29, 2008 17:31:57 GMT -5
Well, as everyone stood there the place erupted as Mudvayne thundered across the speakers. And then Donzig stepped from the back, rolling his leather clad shoulders as he stalked back and forth. A hand raked through his hair, and his eyes narrowed with a frown. Then he started down the ramp, sliding into the ring before he snapped his fingers angrily.
A mic was tossed to him, and the fans fell silent as Donzig paused. Then he drew a deep breath, turning to look at AJ, then MJW, then Jonas Lee before he sniffed. "AJ! Glad you could make it, I trust you like what they've done with the place!"
AJ seemed to think, and Donzig shrugged before he roared. A hand was leveled at Jonas Lee, and the fans exploded with approval. "And by done with the place? I mean took the fucking title off that piece of fucking shit who isn't worthy to open the curtain for the three of us!"
Donzig shrugged, stepping towards Lee with a lazy smile. "You walk down to this ring, and you tell everyone in this arena that you beat MJW twice, and you beat him four times!"
Jonas Lee nodded, holding up four fingers with a smirk before Donzig shook his head. "You need to stop living in the past, because this isn't CWA! This is IWF, and that means that in the record books now? It says, MJW-zero, and Jonas Lee-zero!"
The fans again cheered, and Donzig nodded as he raked a hand through his hair as MJW nodded in agreement. And AJ watched his old partner with that goofy grin, and Donzig waved a hand. "How many times did you beat me in singles competition, Jonas?"
Jonas started to say something, before Donzig cut him off with a snarl. "It doesn't fucking matter, because now it is zero! You see Jonas, it's an all new fucking ballgame which means all this crap you did in the past? Is fucking pointless, and if Kash has any goddamned sense? He'll realize you're hurting his business revenue because 'Dayummmmmmmmm' and 'Asspony' get old real fucking quick!"
Donzig spat, eyes narrowed on Lee as he continued. "You walk down here and talk about a Championship that no longer exists, and how you earned it by beating MJW in the Terror Dome! Is that it?"
Donzig paced back and forth, then waved a hand absently. "Here's what I think? Since after Ace stole my fucking belt I never got a fucking rematch? Every single British Champion after me was a damned fraud except for maybe Chris Holtz since he actually beat me in a match with the title on the line!"
The fans roared at that, cheering as Donzig grunted with a look at AJ. "You want to be the first IWF Champion? AJ I consider you to be my best friend in this business, but you know if you get in my way? I will put you down like a quarter draft!"
Donzig turned to MJW, shrugging. "MJW, you and I have reached an understanding!"
Donzig scowled, eyes narrowed on Jonas Lee before he stepped closer. "Jonas Lee, let me make you a promise. And I don't make promises very often, and that promise is this! I don't know who will be the first IWF Champion, but I can tell you this? It won't be you! Because the Board of Directors aren't here anymore to hand you a belt, and there is no way in fucking hell!"
Donzig paused, looking out across the roaring crowd as the D-Unit chanted his name. "No way in Hell, you can beat the Role Model, the Ego, and the American Destroyer! Because we all want the same thing, and that means what you want? Doesn't. Fucking. Matter."
Donzig drew back, smirking before he lifted the mic again. "Dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, homie. It must fucking suck to be Jonas Lee."
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