Post by donzig on Mar 31, 2008 16:21:27 GMT -5
The fans were on their feet as Mudvayne filled the Harris Arena, and Donzig stalked from the back with a roll of his shoulders. He shrugged, adjusting his battered leather jacket before he headed down the ramp. He slid inside, pacing back and forth before he called for a mic. He caught it, walking around again before he paused to look across the crowd.
"Today, I heard some shocking news! Some news that even surprised me!" Donzig shook his head, tapping the mic against his palm. He walked back and forth, waving a hand before he spoke. "But before I get into that do you know how hard it is to fire a midget, and give away a Chia Head?"
The fans seemed confused, and Donzig shrugged. "I mean really, the tears in his eyes, the pain, the sorrow, the loss, the confusion! And then he looked up at me, and said--"
Donzig paused, bowing his head before he looked up with a rapid blinking of his eyes. "I'm Chris James, and you're not! What am I supposed to do with a Jonas Lee bust?"
Donzig frowned, shrugging. "Water it. And that was before I sent the midget packing, I hear he is sneaking off to Des Moines because that is where all the cool kids are. But he'll probably just get lost in the corn rows!"
Donzig walked back and forth, raking a hand through his hair before he looked out across the crowd. Then he waved a hand, the mic lifted to his mouth. "The point of all this is? Once again, much to nobody's surprise on the eve of having to face the American Destroyer inside this ring? Jonas Lee has once again decided to disappear into the aether!"
The fans were shocked, Donzig nodded as he paced. "No, it shocked me too! Actually it didn't, because when Jonas Lee realized that no one in the IWF would suck his cock like they did in CWA! Or were unimpressed by his cocksucking ability, and that he would have to fight his way up through the a field of tough competitors! Men like MJW, Anthony Jordan, Croc, and well, me?"
Donzig snapped his fingers, laughing. "He decided to crawl back into his hole, and accept fucking defeat! Which upsets me since now when he crawls back in here he will again talk about how I never defeated the great Jonas Lee, the Chosen One! And I can say again, you know why that is?"
Donzig smiled, grinning evilly. "Because Jonas Lee doesn't have the fucking balls to walk that aisle, step between these ropes, and face me one on one!"
The fans exploded, cheering as Donzig stalked back and forth before he leaned against the turnbuckle. He rolled his shoulders, scowling before he waved his hand. "But hey? Who really expected anything else, because some people love this business, this company, and you fans? And some people just love themselves, and verbal masturbation! And just remember as you buy all those Jonas Lee T-shirts and that Jonas Lee merchandise now fifty percent off?"
Donzig slid from the trunbuckle, waving his hand across the crowd before he smirked. "He'll be back next December when I have my annual fallout with ownership! Because that is the only time that Jonas Lee can come in here, and not live in fear!"
Donzig leaned over the ropes, shrugging as he laughed. "So and in closing, what does this mean for the rest of us? What does it mean for the rest of the people who are in my way? Well, we'll see won't we?"
Donzig winked, and started to leave.
"Today, I heard some shocking news! Some news that even surprised me!" Donzig shook his head, tapping the mic against his palm. He walked back and forth, waving a hand before he spoke. "But before I get into that do you know how hard it is to fire a midget, and give away a Chia Head?"
The fans seemed confused, and Donzig shrugged. "I mean really, the tears in his eyes, the pain, the sorrow, the loss, the confusion! And then he looked up at me, and said--"
Donzig paused, bowing his head before he looked up with a rapid blinking of his eyes. "I'm Chris James, and you're not! What am I supposed to do with a Jonas Lee bust?"
Donzig frowned, shrugging. "Water it. And that was before I sent the midget packing, I hear he is sneaking off to Des Moines because that is where all the cool kids are. But he'll probably just get lost in the corn rows!"
Donzig walked back and forth, raking a hand through his hair before he looked out across the crowd. Then he waved a hand, the mic lifted to his mouth. "The point of all this is? Once again, much to nobody's surprise on the eve of having to face the American Destroyer inside this ring? Jonas Lee has once again decided to disappear into the aether!"
The fans were shocked, Donzig nodded as he paced. "No, it shocked me too! Actually it didn't, because when Jonas Lee realized that no one in the IWF would suck his cock like they did in CWA! Or were unimpressed by his cocksucking ability, and that he would have to fight his way up through the a field of tough competitors! Men like MJW, Anthony Jordan, Croc, and well, me?"
Donzig snapped his fingers, laughing. "He decided to crawl back into his hole, and accept fucking defeat! Which upsets me since now when he crawls back in here he will again talk about how I never defeated the great Jonas Lee, the Chosen One! And I can say again, you know why that is?"
Donzig smiled, grinning evilly. "Because Jonas Lee doesn't have the fucking balls to walk that aisle, step between these ropes, and face me one on one!"
The fans exploded, cheering as Donzig stalked back and forth before he leaned against the turnbuckle. He rolled his shoulders, scowling before he waved his hand. "But hey? Who really expected anything else, because some people love this business, this company, and you fans? And some people just love themselves, and verbal masturbation! And just remember as you buy all those Jonas Lee T-shirts and that Jonas Lee merchandise now fifty percent off?"
Donzig slid from the trunbuckle, waving his hand across the crowd before he smirked. "He'll be back next December when I have my annual fallout with ownership! Because that is the only time that Jonas Lee can come in here, and not live in fear!"
Donzig leaned over the ropes, shrugging as he laughed. "So and in closing, what does this mean for the rest of us? What does it mean for the rest of the people who are in my way? Well, we'll see won't we?"
Donzig winked, and started to leave.