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Post by Kyle Heaven on Mar 30, 2008 7:42:59 GMT -5
I just read a rumor that they plan to remake "Escape from New York"
let me tell you, I will burn every last inch of america to the ground if this turns out to be true, you have been warned.
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Post by Kyle Heaven on Mar 30, 2008 7:46:04 GMT -5
burn it to the ground
and rape your women
and eat your children
there are very few movies i consider to be "better than kinky bondage sex", but man oh man, escape from new york achieves that feat with ease
if i see a hint of a remake, the world will shake in fear of my anger
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Post by xxmillerxx on Mar 30, 2008 8:14:43 GMT -5
Where were you when they remade other good movies into bad pieces of smelly ass?
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Post by Kyle Heaven on Mar 30, 2008 8:22:28 GMT -5
Where were you when they remade other good movies into bad pieces of smelly ass? other movies i could just, just, JUST tolerate. in some cases, like the hills have eyes, i could care less. The Pink Panther remake nearly made me go on a murderous rampage, but i held it in, and now only have a mild repressed anger issue. but this is fucking Escape From series. no one touches that unless its to put it up on a cross, and get down on your knees and worship it. |
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Mar 30, 2008 10:08:11 GMT -5
I've seen LA, but not NY.
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Post by Wife Beater on Mar 30, 2008 10:34:07 GMT -5
ALL movies with eventually be remade.
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Mar 30, 2008 10:42:22 GMT -5
Yeah, we're running out of ideas.
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Post by Assassin on Mar 30, 2008 12:41:11 GMT -5
The day they remake Fight Club is the day I walk into Hollywood with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into directors and key grips. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
wait what lol
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Post by Jake Seven on Mar 30, 2008 12:43:03 GMT -5
RULE NUMBER ONE! Never talk about Fight Club.. You broke rule number one Assman  |
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Post by Assassin on Mar 30, 2008 12:48:26 GMT -5
YOU CANNOT TALK ABOUT RULES UNTIL YOU SEE IT
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Post by Jake Seven on Mar 30, 2008 12:50:31 GMT -5
rofl..
I know...
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Post by Xpress Success on Mar 30, 2008 19:38:26 GMT -5
Not sure if it was Days Of Our Lives or one of the other shitty soap-opera programs, but I noticed one the other day where one of the characters looks like an ultra-lame ripoff of Snake Pliskin. It was too much fail, blasphemy and syphilis for me to handle.
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Post by John Gone on Mar 30, 2008 22:41:56 GMT -5
Hell, even Un Chien Andalou got remade with Nicole Kidman. Go to YouTube and watch Un Chien Andalou and then try to figure out how THAT remake works...
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Post by xxmillerxx on Mar 30, 2008 22:45:48 GMT -5
I think it's Roddy Piper on Days Of Our Lives! lol
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Post by mtmt on Mar 30, 2008 22:47:45 GMT -5
The day they remake Fight Club is the day I walk into Hollywood with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into directors and key grips. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. wait what lol Hate to break it to you, but Fight Club is already being remade. As a musical. I'm not kidding. www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1581065/20080206/story.jhtml |
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