Post by Anthony Jordan on Apr 9, 2008 10:09:25 GMT -5
*"The Role Model" is walking through the back clad in a BWA "Intercontinental Champion" T-shirt and a pair of khakis. His head hangs low as he gives a soliloquy.*
Jordan: "I never wanted to be a bad guy. Society forced me into this life of evil by laughing at me for not being the highest-paid wrestler ever."
*As he walks down the corridor, the shadows casted covers up half of Jordan's face.*
Jordan: "I wanted to be good and follow the path of righteousness, but everyone turned on me. They cast me aside, shunned me. For that reason, I will now destroy their fun. I will punish their fun. You can call me..."
*He walks into the shadows completely. After a few seconds he emerges with a T-shirt of a yellow face, but it is frowning rather than smiling, and it is untucked...yes, untucked. Jordan also speaks gruffly like Christian Bale's interpretation of Batman.*
Jordan: "The Funisher!"
*He walks out of the dark area and down the hallway until he reaches his locker room. He enters and looks at Scorpion on the couch reading the newspaper.*
Jordan: "How goes the funishing?"
Scorpion: "The what? And why are you talking like that? Doesn't it hurt your throat?"
Jordan: "Incredibly so. I use that anger to fuel me."
Scorpion: "So are you in disguise or something? Because everyone can tell who you are."
*Jordan returns to his normal voice and whines.*
Jordan: "God dang it, Scorpion, play along!"
Scorpion: "Fine."
*Jordan speaks gruffly again.*
Jordan: "I require vengeance on society. What do you have?"
*"The Funisher" snatches the newspaper and reads it.*
Jordan: "Personal ads? Perfect! I will set up dates, pretend to be Mister Right, then dump them! That will teach them to laugh at me for not getting my contract!"
*He reads the adds some more and then pulls out his phone, puts it on speaker phone, and dials a number. After a few rings, a woman answers.*
Woman: "Hello?
Jordan: "Hey, sweet thing. Your personal caught my eye, and I would love to see your brown hair with blond highlights and average body frame."
Woman: "You sound pretty hot yourself."
*Scorpion thinks about something, then wildly motions to Jordan.*
Jordan: "What?"
*The woman drones on as Jordan covers the receive.*
Scorpion: "'Average' today is fat with our high obesity rates and whatnot. You might be dating a fat girl!"
*Jordan's so shocked and horrified he returns to his normal voice, but more high-pitched.*
Jordan: "The horror! Revenge is not worth being known as a chubby-chaser!"
*Jordan uncovers the receiver and shouts into it.*
Jordan: "Nice try, fatty!"
*Jordan scrambles to end the call, then tosses his phone off screen. The shot changes to show Kelly Clarkson holding a phone standing off stage.*
Stage hand: "They're calling for you out there, Ms. Clarkson."
Kelly Clarkson: "Why does every guy I meet wind up being a total jerk?"
*She shakes his her, composes herself, and goes onstage to greet her cheering fans. Back in "The Role Model's" locker room, he is back in his BWA "Intercontinental Champion" T-shirt.*
Jordan: "I think I made an impact today, but it is best to keep this under wraps and use it only when needed."
Scorpion: "It is a big responsibility."
*Jordan rubs his throat.*
Jordan: "And it hurts my throat. Throw me some water!"
*Scorpion goes to the refrigerator as the scene ends.*
Jordan: "I never wanted to be a bad guy. Society forced me into this life of evil by laughing at me for not being the highest-paid wrestler ever."
*As he walks down the corridor, the shadows casted covers up half of Jordan's face.*
Jordan: "I wanted to be good and follow the path of righteousness, but everyone turned on me. They cast me aside, shunned me. For that reason, I will now destroy their fun. I will punish their fun. You can call me..."
*He walks into the shadows completely. After a few seconds he emerges with a T-shirt of a yellow face, but it is frowning rather than smiling, and it is untucked...yes, untucked. Jordan also speaks gruffly like Christian Bale's interpretation of Batman.*
Jordan: "The Funisher!"
*He walks out of the dark area and down the hallway until he reaches his locker room. He enters and looks at Scorpion on the couch reading the newspaper.*
Jordan: "How goes the funishing?"
Scorpion: "The what? And why are you talking like that? Doesn't it hurt your throat?"
Jordan: "Incredibly so. I use that anger to fuel me."
Scorpion: "So are you in disguise or something? Because everyone can tell who you are."
*Jordan returns to his normal voice and whines.*
Jordan: "God dang it, Scorpion, play along!"
Scorpion: "Fine."
*Jordan speaks gruffly again.*
Jordan: "I require vengeance on society. What do you have?"
*"The Funisher" snatches the newspaper and reads it.*
Jordan: "Personal ads? Perfect! I will set up dates, pretend to be Mister Right, then dump them! That will teach them to laugh at me for not getting my contract!"
*He reads the adds some more and then pulls out his phone, puts it on speaker phone, and dials a number. After a few rings, a woman answers.*
Woman: "Hello?
Jordan: "Hey, sweet thing. Your personal caught my eye, and I would love to see your brown hair with blond highlights and average body frame."
Woman: "You sound pretty hot yourself."
*Scorpion thinks about something, then wildly motions to Jordan.*
Jordan: "What?"
*The woman drones on as Jordan covers the receive.*
Scorpion: "'Average' today is fat with our high obesity rates and whatnot. You might be dating a fat girl!"
*Jordan's so shocked and horrified he returns to his normal voice, but more high-pitched.*
Jordan: "The horror! Revenge is not worth being known as a chubby-chaser!"
*Jordan uncovers the receiver and shouts into it.*
Jordan: "Nice try, fatty!"
*Jordan scrambles to end the call, then tosses his phone off screen. The shot changes to show Kelly Clarkson holding a phone standing off stage.*
Stage hand: "They're calling for you out there, Ms. Clarkson."
Kelly Clarkson: "Why does every guy I meet wind up being a total jerk?"
*She shakes his her, composes herself, and goes onstage to greet her cheering fans. Back in "The Role Model's" locker room, he is back in his BWA "Intercontinental Champion" T-shirt.*
Jordan: "I think I made an impact today, but it is best to keep this under wraps and use it only when needed."
Scorpion: "It is a big responsibility."
*Jordan rubs his throat.*
Jordan: "And it hurts my throat. Throw me some water!"
*Scorpion goes to the refrigerator as the scene ends.*
