Post by Wife Beater on Apr 15, 2008 17:27:36 GMT -5
**The scene opens to Wife Beater's trailer. It is parked in the side lot of the arena. It looks to be very muddy and dirty like he has not cleaned it once since coming back into the wrestling business eight months ago. The camera about fifty feet away starts to move closer to the trailer. As the scene becomes closer and clearer you see the trailer start to sway a little bit. The camera slowly approaches one of the rear windows and some noises are heard inside. The camera reaches the window and we see Wife Beater from the chest up, shirtless and he seems to be standing and rocking back and forth.**
WIFE BEATER:
You better realize how amazing I am for doing this for you.
**The camera is unable to see anyone else in the trailer. It just shows a shirtless Wife Beater from the chest up. He looks up in the air and then he looks down.**
CHRISSY:
Oh come on babe you know I think your amazing. Just keep going you're almost there.
**He keeps moving back and forth making a grunting type of face. He seems annoyed for a few moment as he bites his bottom lip.**
WIFE BEATER:
Babe it's not going in right. I keep trying and trying to put it in correctly but its not fitting. This is getting on my damn nerves because I just wanna finish! I need to start getting ready for my huge match Sunday against Chris James for the TV title.
CHRISSY:
Babe the hole is right there. Man I mean it big enough you can just stick it in and twist it around? Do I have to do all the work around here or what!?
**Wife Beater grunts as he seems to move around more and more trying to struggle to do 'whatever' he is trying to do. He starts to smile and then stops moving around.**
WIFE BEATER:
Ahh there we go it's in babe. So I'm finished now.
CHRISSY:
It came on as soon as you put it in so that's a shock.
**Chrissy says this in a really sarcastic tone. The camera can't get a good shoot in the trailer so they leave from the window and creep up to the door of the trailer. The trailer door slowly opens to see Chrissy sitting on the couch watching TV and Wife Beater standing under a light putting the glass cover back on to it.**
WIFE BEATER:
Why do they have to make this damn lights so god damn hard to replace? I mean come on now. Couldn't I just pull the damn light bulb out and then push a new one in? I needed to try and screw it in and it wouldn't go in correctly.
**Chrissy starts to laugh, looking at the TV as the show Maury is shown.**
MAURY:
Tyrone, you are NOT the father!
**The sound of the crowd exploding into banter, bleeps, and crying are heard from the TV.**
WIFE BEATER:
Damn it Chrissy, why don't you get off your damn lazy ass and make me a good meal before I go work out for my match. I am tired of busting my ass out in that ring every day to make us money and all you do is watch goddamn Maury!
CHRISSY:
All you're doing is wrestling Chris James. He is a pathetic little runt so why they hell are you going to get all loud with me for? Go kick his ass and make it back in time for dinner and maybe then we can have some damn sex.
**Wife Beater chuckles slightly and then sits down on the bed.**
WIFE BEATER:
Why so then after we have sex we can end up on Maury and I find out I am not the father, you whore.
**The remote goes flying across the room slamming into Wife Beater's head he seems to be extremely pissed off. The camera backs up slightly as Chrissy gets up and runs right out of the trailer and off into the darkness.**
WIFE BEATER:
DAMN IT BABE THAT FUCKIN' HURT!
**Wife Beater takes a step back and slams the trailer door shut. The scene fades to black.**
WIFE BEATER:
You better realize how amazing I am for doing this for you.
**The camera is unable to see anyone else in the trailer. It just shows a shirtless Wife Beater from the chest up. He looks up in the air and then he looks down.**
CHRISSY:
Oh come on babe you know I think your amazing. Just keep going you're almost there.
**He keeps moving back and forth making a grunting type of face. He seems annoyed for a few moment as he bites his bottom lip.**
WIFE BEATER:
Babe it's not going in right. I keep trying and trying to put it in correctly but its not fitting. This is getting on my damn nerves because I just wanna finish! I need to start getting ready for my huge match Sunday against Chris James for the TV title.
CHRISSY:
Babe the hole is right there. Man I mean it big enough you can just stick it in and twist it around? Do I have to do all the work around here or what!?
**Wife Beater grunts as he seems to move around more and more trying to struggle to do 'whatever' he is trying to do. He starts to smile and then stops moving around.**
WIFE BEATER:
Ahh there we go it's in babe. So I'm finished now.
CHRISSY:
It came on as soon as you put it in so that's a shock.
**Chrissy says this in a really sarcastic tone. The camera can't get a good shoot in the trailer so they leave from the window and creep up to the door of the trailer. The trailer door slowly opens to see Chrissy sitting on the couch watching TV and Wife Beater standing under a light putting the glass cover back on to it.**
WIFE BEATER:
Why do they have to make this damn lights so god damn hard to replace? I mean come on now. Couldn't I just pull the damn light bulb out and then push a new one in? I needed to try and screw it in and it wouldn't go in correctly.
**Chrissy starts to laugh, looking at the TV as the show Maury is shown.**
MAURY:
Tyrone, you are NOT the father!
**The sound of the crowd exploding into banter, bleeps, and crying are heard from the TV.**
WIFE BEATER:
Damn it Chrissy, why don't you get off your damn lazy ass and make me a good meal before I go work out for my match. I am tired of busting my ass out in that ring every day to make us money and all you do is watch goddamn Maury!
CHRISSY:
All you're doing is wrestling Chris James. He is a pathetic little runt so why they hell are you going to get all loud with me for? Go kick his ass and make it back in time for dinner and maybe then we can have some damn sex.
**Wife Beater chuckles slightly and then sits down on the bed.**
WIFE BEATER:
Why so then after we have sex we can end up on Maury and I find out I am not the father, you whore.
**The remote goes flying across the room slamming into Wife Beater's head he seems to be extremely pissed off. The camera backs up slightly as Chrissy gets up and runs right out of the trailer and off into the darkness.**
WIFE BEATER:
DAMN IT BABE THAT FUCKIN' HURT!
**Wife Beater takes a step back and slams the trailer door shut. The scene fades to black.**
