Post by donzig on Apr 18, 2008 8:29:53 GMT -5
Donzig still agitated from his meeting with Raven's High Rolling Player's Crock Inc. stalked into what appeared to be a coffee bar with a scowl. He looked around, then turned to find himself face to face with what appeared to be Michelle Branch.
She offered her hand, and Donzig shook it with a grunt. Then she led him along, turning to smile back at him. "So you are here to meet with the Experience?"
Donzig nodded, and she led him deeper into the coffee bar where a pair of men sat at a table. And they looked up at him, then were on their feet running back and forth as they screamed 'Noz!' and 'OMG!'.
Donzig was baffled, but Branch moved forward to calm them down reminding them of their meeting with Donzig. The leader nodded, settling into his chair. "Oh, yeah. Epic lulz!"
"Epic!" intoned the other.
"I thought he was a Pokemon?" asked the leader, and the other looked baffled.
"What? Lulz! He is a Pokemon Trainer!"
Donzig was confused, and Michelle Branch sighed before she reminded them that Donzig was here about wrestling. Then she started off to get coffee as Donzig sat down.
"Okay, what do you guys have for me?" asked the Hardcore Incarnate, leaning back with a frown.
"Do you have a headache?" asked one.
Donzig nodded. "Actually, yes."
"Then you need a motorin." he stated, and Donzig frowned.
"You mean a motrin?"
The man shook his head, leaning closer. "But careful, take too many? And you will be motorin'!"
At that the pair burst into the 'motorin' part of Sister Christian, which drew a blank stare from Donzig.
Then the leader leaned forward. "I know how you can beat Croc on Sunday! He is weak against water attacks!"
The other nodded wildly. "You can beat him using 'metronome', it will turn his own Poke-powers against him!"
Donzig stared, shaking his head in confusion. "What?"
"As it is now? You will never win, because you haven't evolved your Evie!"
"And you have no Mudkipz!"
"Yeah, you need mora Mudkipz!"
The pair then started to yell 'Moar Mudkipz' before a large man with an Australian accent joined them from another table, racing around with them.
Donzig stared a long moment, then rose from the table with a confused look. "X? What in the Hell?"
He then headed for the door, cut off on the retreat by Michelle Branch. She laced her arm with Donzig's, and they walked for the exit as she leaned closer to whisper. "Have you heard how White America's support for the Zionist regime weakened our defenses and led directly to 9/11 which was to be the beginning of a racial uprising?"
"No." Donzig looked mystified, and as Michelle Branch started to explain he dove out of the door. He shook his head, looking back as she joined in a 'Mudkipz' chant. "I never should have let Raven Alexandria leave."
She offered her hand, and Donzig shook it with a grunt. Then she led him along, turning to smile back at him. "So you are here to meet with the Experience?"
Donzig nodded, and she led him deeper into the coffee bar where a pair of men sat at a table. And they looked up at him, then were on their feet running back and forth as they screamed 'Noz!' and 'OMG!'.
Donzig was baffled, but Branch moved forward to calm them down reminding them of their meeting with Donzig. The leader nodded, settling into his chair. "Oh, yeah. Epic lulz!"
"Epic!" intoned the other.
"I thought he was a Pokemon?" asked the leader, and the other looked baffled.
"What? Lulz! He is a Pokemon Trainer!"
Donzig was confused, and Michelle Branch sighed before she reminded them that Donzig was here about wrestling. Then she started off to get coffee as Donzig sat down.
"Okay, what do you guys have for me?" asked the Hardcore Incarnate, leaning back with a frown.
"Do you have a headache?" asked one.
Donzig nodded. "Actually, yes."
"Then you need a motorin." he stated, and Donzig frowned.
"You mean a motrin?"
The man shook his head, leaning closer. "But careful, take too many? And you will be motorin'!"
At that the pair burst into the 'motorin' part of Sister Christian, which drew a blank stare from Donzig.
Then the leader leaned forward. "I know how you can beat Croc on Sunday! He is weak against water attacks!"
The other nodded wildly. "You can beat him using 'metronome', it will turn his own Poke-powers against him!"
Donzig stared, shaking his head in confusion. "What?"
"As it is now? You will never win, because you haven't evolved your Evie!"
"And you have no Mudkipz!"
"Yeah, you need mora Mudkipz!"
The pair then started to yell 'Moar Mudkipz' before a large man with an Australian accent joined them from another table, racing around with them.
Donzig stared a long moment, then rose from the table with a confused look. "X? What in the Hell?"
He then headed for the door, cut off on the retreat by Michelle Branch. She laced her arm with Donzig's, and they walked for the exit as she leaned closer to whisper. "Have you heard how White America's support for the Zionist regime weakened our defenses and led directly to 9/11 which was to be the beginning of a racial uprising?"
"No." Donzig looked mystified, and as Michelle Branch started to explain he dove out of the door. He shook his head, looking back as she joined in a 'Mudkipz' chant. "I never should have let Raven Alexandria leave."