Revolution Results - 21st April 2008

[Charles Windsor]

The show kicks off with a recap of the night's events set to 'O Fortuna'! In a flash, Joel Frost and Whitey Ford return, Wifebeater is crowned the first IWF TV Champion, and Donzig and Croc fight a war which ends with Donzig surrounded by his fellow superstars as he is crowned the first IWF World Heavyweight Champion!

The pyroes then hit, and the fans are going wild as the place explodes again. And Cross and Ventura welcome us to Revolution, before...



The fans boo as the Ringmaster storms from the back, a neckbrace around his throat as he sneers at the crowd. He heads down the ramp, slowly climbing inside before he walked back and forth before tearing the mic from Perez's hand.

'I bet all of you people are eating it up! Aren't you! That psychotic drunken bastard beat my son in all but blood, Croc to be the first IWF Champion! And you all sat there, and you cheered!'

The fans seemed to enjoy the Ringmaster's rage, and he walked back and forth before he continued. 'And then, all of those idiots in the back! All of those so called Superstars in the back, the people I pay! Walked down to this ring and celebrated as the greatest wrestler of our day was defeated by an animal!'

The crowd again ate it up, and the Ringmaster reddened as he smirked. 'Yeah, eat it up! Because now it's my turn! You liked congratulating Donzig, Frost? You liked backing up your buddy? Fuck you, let's see how you like facing the Sheik in an Extreme Rules match!'

The crowd cheered at that, though some booed as Ventura stated that Frost was in trouble as the Sheik was dangerous in a Extreme Envoriment! The Ringmaster walked back and forth, holding his neck before he lifted the mic. 'Linn, and Wifebeater you better hope Croc forgives your little show of support! Because tonight it will be Croc and a mystery partner teaching you a lesson in humility!'

The fans booed, and the Ringmaster smirked. 'And last, and certainly least! Whitey Ford and the Role Model, Anthony Jordan! Oh, I saw you two in the ring, shaking hands with your old buddy Donzig! I saw the three of you thinking you were hot shot as Croc, the man who should be champion was outside the ring! I am glad you three had a nice laugh, because tonight? To open this show? It's going to be Whitey Ford and Anthony Jordan facing--'

He paused, smiling slowly at the camera. 'The American Destroyer in a handicap match! So let's see whose laughing now!'

The fans booed, and we cut to commercial.

The show came back, and Whitey Ford and AJ were inside the ring. They looked a little agitated to say the least, shaking their heads as they spoke to one another.

Then Mudvayne hit, and the place exploded as the IWF Heavyweight Champion stalked form the back with the title belt across his shoulder. He scowled, pausing to lift the belt into the air as the fans cheered. Donzig had a bandage on his head, and looked to be moving stiffly as the fans roared. Then he headed for the ring, sliding inside with a shake of his head as he looked at his opponents.

The ref took the belt, and Whitey Ford looked to be starting the match as the bell was rung!

The pair locked up, straining back and forth before Ford was pushed into the corner by Donzig. The ref called for the break, and Donzig drew back with his hands up. They shrugged, and then Ford threw a punch! Donzig threw one back, and they traded shots before Donzig was thrown towards the ropes! He reversed, clotheslining Whitey after a blind tag from Jordan!

Cross said despite being friends all three men were here to win, and Ventura stated that Donzig shouldn't trust Ford and Jordan!

Donzig was pulling Whitey to his feet before he was caught with a sudden suplex from Jordan! Donzig grabbed at his sides, trying to get up before Jordan pulled him to his feet before leveling him with a Jordan Neckbreaker! The fans gave a mixed pop, and AJ shook his head angrily before he dragged Donzig over to the corner to tag in Whitey!

Whitey came inside, kicking Donzig as he started to rise before dropping him with a DDT! Then he went for the cover.

1...2....

And Donzig's foot was under the rope, Whitey shook his head with a faint smile before he dragged Donzig back to his feet. He threw a few punches, tossing the American Destroyer into the corner before he followed him to catch him with a Tornado DDT!

The fans gave a mixed reaction, and Whitey made the cover!

1...2...

And Donzig barely kicked out, clearly dazed as Whitey made the tag to AJ.

Jordan was clearly unhappy as he watched Donzig stagger to his feet, then he moved in to grab his arm. He twisted it behind him, hammering an elbow on the extended limb before hammering it again! Then Donzig was thrown into the ropes, he dodged AJ on the rebound catching him with a clothesline after another exchange!

AJ was dragged to his feet, and caught with a double arm DDT! The fans cheered as Donzig made the cover.

1....2...

And AJ kicked out, the place erupted! And then Donzig lifted AJ again, throwing a few wild punches before he threw him towards the ropes! but AJ dodged Donzig this time, and caught him with a crossbody on the rebound!

Then he made the tag to Ford!

Out of nowhere, Croc stormed the ring! And he leveled Donzig with a brutal chair across the back, then he blasted the charging Whitey Ford! The fans booed, and Croc slid from the ring as the Role Model dove inside after him. Croc glared at him, eyes wild as he threw the chair down to stalk off as Whitey pulled himself up.

Donzig just rolled over, glaring after the retreating Croc who motioned at his waist as the fans booed still!

Then we cut to commercial, returning to a replay of the end of the last match before the one and only Kodiak Jones was heading for the ring!

He climbed inside, cockily throwing off his flannel before he ran the ropes! And then he frowned as 'Barroom Hero' by the Dropkick Murphys hit, and Shamus was announced the fans cheered as a wild looking man in a kilt stormed from the back.

The man roared, howling at the crowd before he headed down the ramp. Kodiak started to stomp and kick him as he tried to slide inside, and Shamus pulled him to the outside! The ref could only watch as Shamus leveled Kodiak with a few punches before lifting him to drop him face first against the side of the mat!

Kodiak looked dazed as Shamus scooped him up, tossing him inside before he climbed the turnbuckle to stomp on him with both feet! Kodiak howled, doubling up as he tried to rise before Shamus brought him to his feet.

The big Irishman hammered him with an elbow, then lifted him into the air for what Cross called the Irish Carbomb (Cutthroat Driver)! Then Shamus shook his head, staring at the prone Kodiak before he lifted him to smash his head with a huge headbutt that dropped him again.

Shamus then started to leave the ring, but was halted by the ref. He looked confused, shaking his head before the ref motioned for the pin. Shamus again looked confused, then snapped his fingers before he made the cover.

1...2...3!
And Shamus rose, his hand lifted as the ref just looked confused. Then he slid from the ring, heading for the back.

[Charles Windsor]

We come back from commercial, where a camera catches sight of MJW leaving the Ringmaster's office. He frowns at the camera, then disappears down the hallway.

And we cut to Sonnier, standing beside Shamus who has clearly been putting away a few beers in honor of his victory. Foam drips from his beard, and he stares at Sonnier blankly. 'Shamus, you dominated your opponent tonight in the ring! What is the secret of your success?'

Shamus stared at him, then roared. 'Bloody 'ell, man! Didnae ye nae see da fookin' match?'

'What?'

'Da fookin' match, didnae ya nae see da bloody thang? Da secret to mae bloody success is my fookin' finisher!'

'Ah, the Irish Carbomb?' said Sonnier, and Shamus stared at him wide eyed.

'Bloody 'ell! Mae finisher isnae da Irish Crabomb! It's da fookin' Hangover, ya bloomin' idjit!'

'But that's just a headbutt!'

'Aye! A fookin' headbutt!' Shamus stumbled off then, leaving a confused Sonnier behind.

We cut back to the ring where the Sheik is throwing off his head dress, staring towards the back as his music is cut! And then the fans cheer loudly as the one time CWA British Champion, Joel Frost comes from the back to pose as 'Cold' blasts over the speakers.

He heads down the ramp, sliding inside to climb the turnbuckles with another cocky pose before he jumps down with a smirk thrown at the Great King of Terror! And then the bell was rung, and the Sheik charged in catching Frost with a clothesline, then another, before Frost dodged the last one as he rose! The Sheik hit the ropes, bouncing off before Frost leveled him with a dropkick that knocked him over the ropes!

The fans exploded, cheering as the Sheik rose only to be caught by a top rope moonsault from Frost! The place exploded, and Frost came to his feet dragging the Sheik along with him! He went to throw the Sand Devil into the ringstairs, but the Sheik reversed and the stais exploded as Frost hit them before falling to the floor.

The Sheik snarled, walking forward to drag Frost up and bounce his head across the steel! Once, then twice, before he streched Frost across it before he leapt onto the arpon! He slashed across his throat, and dove looking to end Frost with a savage leg drop!

But Frost rolled aside, and the Sheik slammed against the steel before falling aside in a broken heap!

The place exploded, as Frost rained a few kicks on his side, hammering at the Sheik's ribs before he pulled him upwards to slam him headfirst into the ringpost!

The fans cheered, and Frost followed him inside with a steel chair! He stalked towards the Sheik, but was blasted across the face when Sheik cut him with a sudden dropkick! The fans booed, as the Sheik threw the chair across Frost before he leapt onto the turnbuckle and launched a moonsault! He crashed down, and the ref dove for the cover as the Sheik grabbed at his ribs as the chair was thrown aside.

1...2...

And Frost kicked out! The place went crazy, as the Sheik limped to his feet with a wild gleam in his eyes before he grabbed the chair to stalk back towards Frost! But Frost caught him with a droptoe hold, and The Sheik's face bounced against the chair! Frost pointed, running to leap onto the turnbuckle!

And as the Sheik rose looking for him, Frost hit the Frost Bite! The Sheik sprawled on the mat as a battered Frost, made the quick cover.

1....2....

THREE!

The place exploded, and Frost rose shaking his head at the ref as he held his ribs. Then he threw a fist into the air, smirking as he slid from the ring to head for the back.

Donzig then fills the screen, frowning as what appears to be an EMT tapes his ribs. He shakes his head at the man, holding his side before the Ringmaster steps into the room.

'I hope you're not thinking of calling it a night, champ! Because you have one more match!'

Donzig rose from the bed, eyes narrowed as the EMT spoke. 'This man can't wrestle again, he needs to recover from last night!'

'He'll wrestle when I say he wrestles, or I will fire his ass! At least it's non-title!' snapped the Ringmaster, and Donzig stepped closer to him with a faint smile.

'You know what? You don't need to tell me to wrestle, because Ringmaster? You won't fucking break me!' Donzig shoved past him, and the watching fans cheered as the Ringmaster glared after him.

Then we see Wifebeater heading down the hall with a frowning Linn, and we cut to commercial!

The fans erupt in cheers as "Walk With Me In Hell" by Lamb of God blasts over the arena as we come back from commercial, and the IWF TV Champion the Wifebeater walks from the back. Following behind him is Adam Linn, and the pair head down the ramp with Beater holding the TV Title high.

And then the fans boo, jeering as 'Breakstuff' hits! Croc walks from the back, looking quite pissed as he stares across the booing fans. He heads down the ramp, and if looks could have killed? Beater and Linn would have been dead. He stopped suddenly, leaning across the barrier to grab a Donzig sign from a fan! He tore it apart, smirking as security held back the enraged fans!

He stopped at the bottom of the ramp, pointing at his opponents before his music was cut.



Max Jewel led his client to the ring as the fans booed.

They climbed into the ring, smirking as the ref held back Linn and Wifebeater! Then Croc walked across the ring, backhanding Wifebeater suddenly! And then all hell broke loose, Beater lunged at Croc but was grabbed by Mikkey who dropped him with a sudden side suplex!

Linn charged in, but Croc and Jewel double teamed him. Hammering away before finally Mikkey threw Beater to the floor. Croc took his place in the corner, and the ref called for the bell finally!

Linn was rising to his feet, but Mikkey charged inside to catch him with a few vicious kicks before he leveled him with a DDT! The fans booed, as Mikkey mockingly slapped Linn's head as Croc laughed! And then he dragged him across the ring, dropping a knee on his shoulder a few times before dragging him upwards.

He went to whip Linn into his corner, but the Playboy Thug reversed! Mikkey hit the turnbuckle, staggering forward only to be leveled with a dropkick! The fans exploded as Linn pointed a finger at Croc before he climbed the turnbuckle to launch a Benoit style headbutt!

The fans cheered, and Linn went for the pin!

1...2...

And Mikkey kicked out! The fans booed, and Linn rolled back to his feet as Mikkey rose. Linn charged in, and Mikkey hooked his leg launching Linn across the ring with a brutal cradle suplex!

Then he tagged in Croc, who gave a sadistic grin as he dragged Linn to his feet. Cross pointed out that Beater was back in his corner, but there was little he could do as Croc hit Linn with a huge clothesline! Then he kicked at him, stomping away at the Playboy Thug before he lifted him to drop him with a huge back suplex!

Things were looking grim, and then Croc flipped off Beater! Wifebeater swore, coming between the ropes before he was caught by the ref! And Mikkey and Croc used that opening to double team Linn, which just made Wifebeater try all the harder!

The fans booed, and Mikkey told the ref he had been tagged in as he set to work on Linn! He threw him towards the ropes, dropping him with a belly to belly suplex as he nodded at his handiwork!

Linn crawled towards his corner, only to be dragged back into the middle by Mikkey! He was brought to his feet, hammered with a few stiff elbows before he was thrown into the ropes! Linn dodged him, then caught him with the Devastator on the rebound! The place exploded as Mikkey dropped, and Linn made the tag to the furious Beater.

The Wifebeater hit the ring, quickly dropping a few wild punches on the rising Mikkey before he grabbed his head to drive a few wicked knees into him. Then he spun him around, driving Mikkey hard into the ringpost!

The fans cheered, and Beater yelled at Croc to bring it on! Then he grabbed the staggering Mikkey dropping him with a DDT!

Beater went for the cover, and the ref made two before Max Jewel pulled the ref outside, leveling him with a punch. He held up his hands, trying to beg the TV Champion off as Beater rolled to the outside after him! The fans urged Beater onward, and then as they rounded the corner? Beater was leveled by a sick looking chairshot from the Aussie Icon! The fans booed, and Linn ran into to help only to be grabbed from behind by Mikkey! Croc started raining angry punches on the rising Beater before he yelled at Max Jewel who produced a pair of handcuffs from inside his jacket!

Wifebeater was locked to the ring ropes! Even as Mikkey threw Linn back into the ring! Cross screamed this wasn't fair as Linn was now facing three on one! And Mikkey wasted no time in raining punch after punch on Linn before he dragged him to his feet. He threw Linn towards the ropes, hitting him with a high back drop! The fans booed, and Linn came back up holding his back as Mikkey grinned! He grabbed Linn again, throwing him towards the Turnbuckle before Linn reversed!

The roof nearly came off the arena, as Linn caught Mikkey with the Ghettoblaster! And Mikkey dropped as Linn looked around wildly, then he was dropped by a vicious baseball bat like swing from Max Jewel's cane! The fans booed as Linn was busted open, staggering before he Jewel hammered away at him again and again! Then he was thrown at the rising Mikkey, who caught him with the Astonishing Panorama!

The fans were furious and helpless as Wifebeater was mocked by Croc as he tried to get back into the ring to help his partner but was stopped by the handcuffs! Croc dropped an elbow on him, hammering away! Then suddenly a masked referee charged down the ramp, diving inside even as Linn was caught by another Astonishing Panorama!

The fans booed, garbage raining down on the ring as the Masked Referee! Who seemed very famaliar made the count!

1...2...3!

And Mikkey's hand was lifted before he got down on his hands and knees to mock the battered Linn! Meanwhile Croc was choking Wifebeater, a sadistic look on his face!

The fans were booing as Linn and Beater were attacked by the cane, and the two IWF Superstars! And then they exploded as Mudvayne hit, and Donzig charged down the ramp with a steel chair in hand!

Croc drove away from the first wild swing, and Donzig threw the chair aside as he stared down at him. Max Jewel charged in, and was caught with a huge clothesline that sent him sprawling!

And the fans were going wildly as Mikkey spun Donzig around, catching him with a few wild punches before Donzig started to fire back before he caught him with the Stunner!

Donzig snarled, grabbing his chair as he started after the retreating Croc. And then 'Live Forever' hit as the Ringmaster appeared, EMTs heading for the ring around him. He held up his hand to his neck, then brought up his mic. 'I'm glad you're so full of energy, because your match is next!'

Donzig nodded, motioning at Ringmaster as he watched the EMTs get shoved aside by the furious Linn. And they tried to get Wifebeater free from the ropes while Max Jewel helped Mikkey up the ramp, and we cut to commercial.

[Charles Windsor]

We come back from commercial, and Big Ego hit! MJW came from the back, pausing to pose with some girls in the crowd. Helena Perez announced that the next match was a Non-Title Match, and the fans cheered as the British Hero slid into the ring. He stared into Donzig's eyes, shrugging as if apology.

And then the bell rang, the pair locked up. They pushed back and forth, and MJW was shoved into the corner before the Masked Referee broke it up. Donzig backed up, and MJW darted in to catch him with a knee to the side! Donzig stumbled, and MJW hit in again before catching the American Destroyer with a snap suplex!

The fans gave a mixed reaction, the thought of MJW retiring Crazy Bill fresh in their minds as he made a quick cover. The Masked Referee made a quick count, and Donzig kicked out. MJW frowned at the Masked Referee, shaking his head before he pulled Donzig to his feet.

He threw him towards the ropes, but Donzig reversed to catch MJW with a huge Spinebreaker on the rebound! The fans again cheered, and Donzig made the cover.

But the Masked Referee was speaking with the Ringmaster, Donzig stalked over. And MJW rose, spinning Donzig around to catch him with a few stiff elbows before dropping him with a DDT!

The pin was made, and another quick count! MJW yelled at the Masked Referee threatening him before he turned to kick the rising Donzig in the side a few times! He hit him with a knee to the head, dropping him again before he waited for Donzig to rise!

Then he planted him with the MKO! The fans exploded, and MJW dove for the cover.

1...

2....


And Donzig barely kicked out, MJW rose dragging Donzig up as well before locking on an abdominal strech. He pulled back, and Donzig strained to get the ropes before he go there! The Masked Referee made a slow four count, and the hold was broken! MJW charged back in, but was hit with a clothesline, then another, and then he went in again but fall back as Donzig stepped away from the ropes.

MJW moved in for the kill, chopping Donzig towards the corner before Donzig fired back with a few shots of his own. Then he caught MJW with a knee across the face, before lifting him into the air for the Second Impact Powerbomb!

The fans cheered, and Donzig barely made the cover!

1...2...

And the pin was broken as Donzig was caught by a chair laden elbow from the Aussie Icon!

The fans booed, and MJW shoved Croc. The Ringmaster lifted his mic, smirking. 'Did I forget to mention this match is No DQ?'

The fans booed, not liking that one bit. MJW didn't either, shaking his head as he dragged the battered Donzig to his feet. He chopped him a few times, then dropped him with another suplex! Then he waited, smirking as Donzig rose slowly to his feet! And he went for the MKO, but Donzig shoved him away inside throwing him into the ropes!

MJW came off the ropes, and MJW dodged it! He caught Donzig with a crossbody on the rebound, rolling to his feet as Donzig struggled to get back to his feet.

Then he charged in, catching him with the MKO! Donzig's face smashed off the steel chair, and he was bleeding anew as MJW rolled him over for the pin!

1...2...

THREE! THREE!

The fans gave a mixed reaction as MJW rolled off, pushing aside the Masked Referee when he tried to raise his hand. He glared at the Croc and the Ringmaster sliding from the ring as he headed for the back.

Croc smirked, picking up the IWF World Heavyweight title as the fans booed. He slid into the ring, draping it across the fallen and bleeding Donzig before he reached down to mockingly pat his cheek.

And Revolution went off the air with Croc laughing with the Ringmaster over the fallen Champion!