Adam who?!

[Mikkey w/ Max Jewel]

(The fans are in the arena, conversing with themselves.)


Voice:
HEY HEY HEY HEY! Settle down and listen up!


(The fans boo as they all look up and Mikkey and Max Jewel are on the tron.)


Max Jewel: Last week you got to see Mikkey do something that everyone should get to do. Help beat the ever loving life out of Donzig. But you see, that wasn't good enough. he's still standing. He's still walking around with the gold that belongs on the waist of one man....Croc!



(Fans are booing at the thought of Croc deserving the gold, not Donzig)


Max Jewel: Listen up now....go ahead and simmer...as they say....Down!

Croc doesn't have that gold yet but, we plan on making sure he is the next World Champion... just like Mikkey will be walking aound with the Television title in the near....very near, future.


(Max Jewel stares into the giant diamond on the end of his cane/staff)


Max Jewel: But, this week, at Revolution, Mikkey here has a match. A match against Adam...... Adam....


(Max Jewel looks at Mikkey and shrugs his shoulders. Mikkey leans in and whispers into his ear.)


Max Jewel:Adam Linn? I don't know who that is.... Is he actually a wrestler? I think you are B. S'n me. But, for the instance you are not....we shall address him.
As a matter of fact, whatever his name might be, we will now refer to him as Adam Loser. Cause that's what he will be in less than one week... YOUR LOSER!


(Fans boo as Mikkey takes a step forward.)



Mikkey: Max is right Adam. This week on Revolution, you will be the biggest loser! You will lose worse then Fat Chocolate. You will lose worse then Donzig will. Hell you will be a bigger loser that that waste of talent....Crazy Bill. You are going down Mr. Loser....and that's the bottom fucking line!


(Fans jeer as Max Jewel looks a little shocked that Mikkey used the 'F' word.)


Max Jewel: You will need to excuse Mikkey for the language. But, it was kind of..... fitting.




(Suddenly, the screen goes to static. Then to black as you read the following.)




You will praise your next Television Champion: Mikkey!


(The tron cuts as the fans are booing)

[Frost]

We kiss
The Stars
We writhe
We are

Your name
Desire
Your flesh
We are

Cold
We're so cold
We are so
Cold
We're so cold...

A cold blue mist comes from the back, and the fans cheer as we return from commercial as Joel Frost walks from the back. His arms spread, posing for the cheering fans before he tosses his shades into the crowd.

Then he walks down to the ring, sliding inside before he climbs the turnbuckle to pose once more. He calls for a mic, shaking his head before he lifted it.

Frost - It's nice to see that IWF supports the Make-a-Wish Foundation, but why did we gave those guys a mic? Let alone let them be on the tron!

The fans cheer, and Frost smirks.

Frost - You want to know who Adam Linn is? Adam Linn is a psychopath, he is a thug, he is a playboy, and he is a Jesus Freak! Hell, I heard he might be a pirate. But what I want to know is?

Who in the hell is Mikkey?

The fans explode, cheering for the cocky Frost as he shrugs. He walks back and forth in the middle of the ring. He paused, smirking at the crowd before the mic was brought up.

Frost - Mikkey? Your name is Mikkey? Who stood back there and thought, you know what would be a great name for this new guy? Mikkey.

Mikkey with two k's.

Frost laughed, and the fans cheered wildly.

Frost - The only thing astonishing about you? Is the fact that I thought you were the Life cereal kid! But then we have your manager, Max Jewel.

Frost stopped, thinking.

Frost - Did your parents give you that name? I mean it sounds like the name of a porn star, which you clearly are not.

Come on, your name is Max Jewel! You carry a cane with a diamond on the end of it! This is 2008!

The fans roared, cheering as the former British Champion laid into Mikkey and his manager. He nodded to the camera, shrugging.

Frost - In fact, the only thing you got right in that entire little segment, and I use the term loosely as Donzig would say. Is that Donzig will be losing on Monday, and you know why?

Because Joel Frost is on the other team.

[Mikkey w/ Max Jewel]

****Suddenly, "Astonishing Panorama of the End Times" plays. The fans start booing Mikkey and Max Jewel as they make their way out. The music stops abruptly as the two men stand on the stage.*****

Max Jewel: Now, I could be wrong here sir but, we were not talkin about you. In fact, you mean nothing to me and Mikkey. You are nothing....and you certainly aren't...'Astonishing'


*****The fans boo Mikkey and Max.*****


Mikkey: As for my parents? They have nothing to do with how bad you will get your ass beaten. You stick your nose into someone elses business, and I'll be sure to have Mikkey rip it off!

You talk about special olympics? I hate to admit that Mikkey was in there and he got the silver medal..... Someone else got the gold.... and that someone is standing in the ring!


*****The fans boo as Joel Frost kicks the bottom rope at anger from the insult.*****


Max Jewel: I still, however, must let you know that we'll be watchin your crap-tastic match this week. And the second you try to look 'Astonishing' Not only will you fail, Mikkey will be out here and he'll take you out the hard way.....


*****Fans boo as Mikkey yanks the mic from Max's hand. He holds it up and waits for the fans to settle then speaks.*****


Mikkey: Frost! You better watch your back. Take some notes. Don't show up on Monday. Sticking your ass in my business is a good way to get it kicked....and kicked really fucking hard!


*****Max Jewel rolls his eyes, starting to accept the fact that when Mikkey does speak, he is going to do it sternly and with a 'F' bomb. He takes the mic back.*****


Max Jewel: My advice to you Mr. Frost? Don't write a check that you can't cash. You do that and We will hit you with your over draft fees by way of the Mikkey Driver....and you will feel your own 'Astonishing Panorama of the End Times'



*****Max Jewel drops the mic and heads backstage as Mikkey stares down the ring at Joel Frost, then after a few seconds, heads backstage as well. The fans start a "frost" chant.*****