Post by Anthony Jordan on Apr 27, 2008 13:19:28 GMT -5
*After an in-ring promo that ended without a bang, "The Role Model" is greeted by Scorpion when he walks back through the curtain.*
Scorpion: "So what happened to Whitey?"
*Jordan sighs and replies.*
Jordan: "Some kids left a shopping cart full of fireworks unattended. I think you can guess the rest."
Scorpion: "Yeah."
*Jordan starts walking further back into the arena as Scorpion follows.*
Jordan: "I know how he is, but he still needs to be here supporting. I am not mad. He is still my USCW-ger."
*Scorpion snaps his head over.*
Scorpion: "USCW-ger?"
Jordan: "USCW-ger, USCW-ger. It's our word of recognition for one another as we have braved the wrestling world together. We felt the discrimination of the punk-butt haters in the industry, and we realized that we only got each other. We only got each other, my USCW-ger."
*As they are walking, a man in a white, antebellum suit and a monocle shouts out at them.*
Man: "I say, boy, good speaking with that invisible Whitey! You USCW-gers really ain't good for nothin' but curtain-jerking."
Jordan: "Do not call me 'boy,' USCW-ger!"
*Jordan angrily walks on with Scorpion in tow.*
Scorpion: "Why'd you call him that?"
Jordan: "It is our word! We can use it how we want! We make up the rules. They are the ones who cannot use it!"
Scorpion: "But he just did."
Jordan: "Yeah, but he is a shareholder, and USCW-gers cannot fight the shareholders. I am also conservative, so I cannot use the law to get equality for us. I think it has to happen on its own. This is where we could use Whitey's liberalness."
Scorpion: "Think that might put you at odds with other USCW-gers."
*As soon as Scorpion finishes his sentence, Ripper walks by and mutters to himself.*
Ripper: "Damn Uncle Tom."
Jordan: "You are getting funished later."
*They have a brief staredown before Ripper walks away.*
Scorpion: "So, we off to find Whitey?"
Jordan: "Yeah, that USCW-ga needs to stop being a negative stereotype. The shareholders and haters already think we are lazy and try to use our minority power to run things."
Scorpion: "USCW-ga?"
Jordan: "Our word, we can say it how we want!"
Scorpion: "So what happened to Whitey?"
*Jordan sighs and replies.*
Jordan: "Some kids left a shopping cart full of fireworks unattended. I think you can guess the rest."
Scorpion: "Yeah."
*Jordan starts walking further back into the arena as Scorpion follows.*
Jordan: "I know how he is, but he still needs to be here supporting. I am not mad. He is still my USCW-ger."
*Scorpion snaps his head over.*
Scorpion: "USCW-ger?"
Jordan: "USCW-ger, USCW-ger. It's our word of recognition for one another as we have braved the wrestling world together. We felt the discrimination of the punk-butt haters in the industry, and we realized that we only got each other. We only got each other, my USCW-ger."
*As they are walking, a man in a white, antebellum suit and a monocle shouts out at them.*
Man: "I say, boy, good speaking with that invisible Whitey! You USCW-gers really ain't good for nothin' but curtain-jerking."
Jordan: "Do not call me 'boy,' USCW-ger!"
*Jordan angrily walks on with Scorpion in tow.*
Scorpion: "Why'd you call him that?"
Jordan: "It is our word! We can use it how we want! We make up the rules. They are the ones who cannot use it!"
Scorpion: "But he just did."
Jordan: "Yeah, but he is a shareholder, and USCW-gers cannot fight the shareholders. I am also conservative, so I cannot use the law to get equality for us. I think it has to happen on its own. This is where we could use Whitey's liberalness."
Scorpion: "Think that might put you at odds with other USCW-gers."
*As soon as Scorpion finishes his sentence, Ripper walks by and mutters to himself.*
Ripper: "Damn Uncle Tom."
Jordan: "You are getting funished later."
*They have a brief staredown before Ripper walks away.*
Scorpion: "So, we off to find Whitey?"
Jordan: "Yeah, that USCW-ga needs to stop being a negative stereotype. The shareholders and haters already think we are lazy and try to use our minority power to run things."
Scorpion: "USCW-ga?"
Jordan: "Our word, we can say it how we want!"