Post by "The Aussie Icon" Croc on May 16, 2008 0:39:09 GMT -5
(The show comes back from a commercial break and immediately “Breakstuff” by Limp Bizkit hits and the crowd erupts in the usual chorus of boos in anticipation of the entrance of the most hated man in wrestling history)
(CROSS)
Croc has been keeping a low profile as of late. Sources say he has been staying away from television to focus on training for the title match at the pay per view.
(VENTURA)
Well I for one am extremely glad Croc has decided to grace us with his presence here tonight.
(CROSS)
The fans don’t seem to have the same sentiments as you.
(Croc appears and the boos appear to become louder as Croc pauses at the top of the ramp. Croc scans the crowd and just shakes his head. Croc makes his way down the ramp ignoring the outstretched hands of children who have clambered to the guardrail for a closer glimpse of the Aussie Icon. Near the ring, Croc stops when a rotund man in a Donzig shirt start yelling abuse right at Croc. Croc lifts his eye brow at the man who continues to insult Croc. Croc puts and to the insults by punching the man right in the jaw, knocking him out cold. This does nothing to lift Croc’s popularity as the multiple time World Champion makes his way into the ring and grabs a microphone)
(CROC)
A lot of people have been asking where I have been. A lot of people have been questioning whether I deserve my spot in the main event seeing as though I have been supposedly missing in action.
(Croc shakes his head)
(CROC)
Rumours have been spreading that I am logger heads with IWF management and the board of directors. People have been saying that I am about to be given the boot and defect to Timmy Draven’s federation back in the States…
(The crowd boos as Croc pauses and looks at them)
(CROSS)
Well these have been the rumours circulating.
(CROC)
Others say that I have been so focused on my triple threat title match at Payback that I have withdrawn myself from television to focus on training.
(Croc smirks)
(CROC)
Well to answer all the rumours and speculation… All of them are wrong. I am going nowhere and there is nothing that management, the fans or anyone in the back can do about it. I am the Aussie God Damn Icon and I am your soon to be IWF World Champion!
(Boos from the crowd)
(CROC)
The reason I have not been seen on television apart from my required appearances for schedule matches is because of you people… The so called fans.
(Croc looks up and shakes his head in disgust as he points at the fans)
(CROC)
You people have not shown me the respect that I deserve and demand, and therefore you people are not worthy of being humbled and graced by my awesome presence.
(Roaring boos)
(CROC)
That is why the Ringmaster called off my match against the Barbarian or whatever his name is, at Revolution. If you people want to get to see the man we all know you paid to see, well you all have to show me the respect that I deserve.
(A CROC SUCKS chant erupts which seems to infuriate Croc)
(CROC)
Now I do not ask for much… I simply ask for a reaction that is fitting to a man who has done it all in this business… I expect to get a standing ovation once my music hits and you people chant my name until you cannot chant anymore. Why? Because I am the best thing you people have ever seen… Having me arrive in your town is like the Beatles arriving in a town, except that I actually have some talent and am worthy of praise.
(Loud boos directed towards Croc for his jibes against the much loves Beatles)
(CROC)
Oh get over the god damn Beatles… Nothing good has ever come from England and you all know it. They were nothing more than over hyped, bowl haircut hippies who couldn’t hold a tune!
(Croc is whipping the crowd into a near riot)
(CROC)
But just like the Beatles were not worthy of any praise, you people have not been worthy of seeing me perform. You people have raped me of the respect that I deserve and that makes you nothing but dirty, dirty rapists.
(Croc points out at the crowd)
(CROC)
Have a good long look at yourself people… Look in the mirror and I guarantee that the image looking back at you from that mirror is the image of a putrid rapist!
(Loud boos)
(CROC)
And I am not the only person you people have raped. You people have raped the one you call the British Hero. You people have raped MJW!
(CROSS)
MJ? These people love MJW
(VENTURA)
Well going by your reasoning, a rapist will just get off in court because he can say he “loved” his victim so it was OK.
(CROSS)
That is a terrible thing to say and that is not…
(VENTURA)
I don’t want to hear what you have to say Chris… You disgust me.
(CROC)
MJW has been raped by the weight of expectation and you people constantly pin your hopes on your hometown boy, wanting him to bring home something that has never been able to be done in the history of English sport… Bring home a championship!
(More boos for Croc)
(CROC)
MJW could not handle the weight of expectation that you people have thrown upon him night after night and because of this he has failed and fallen over time and time again… Then when MJW was vulnerable and beaten, you disgusting rapists smelt blood and went in for the kill… You people had the audacity to boo one of your own as you booed him after he beat the World Champion the night after New Beginnings.
(Croc shakes his head)
(CROC)
You rapist’s utterly disgust me.
(Croc paces around the ring)
(CROC)
That is why at Payback, the triple threat title match will be a one horse race… You see MJW will be a non factor. Why? Because the damage that has been caused upon him by you disgusting people raping and pillaging him has left him a shadow of the man who showed so much promise. With MJW out of the equation, that leaves Donzig and myself, and that is simply not a fair race… Why?
(Croc smirks)
(CROC)
Because in a race between Donzig and I for the championship, it is like racing a pure, championship winning thoroughbred, such as me, and putting that up against a brown cow, like Donzig…
(Croc laughs at his metaphor)
(CROC)
So in a one horse race, it is inevitable that that one horse will win and like it or love it… I will win the race to become World Champion and soon enough, I will be standing here as the rightful and deserving IWF WORLD CHAMPION!
