Post by Kid Kaos on May 22, 2008 14:28:05 GMT -5
The IWFtron comes to life with an image of Kid Kaos sitting in what appears to be the video control room of the arena. He holds up a dvd as he begins to speak
Kaos: "You know, Jake Seven wants to talk about how he stands for whats right in America. He talks about how hes all good, pure and moral. Well I hate to break it to you retards out there, but he is lying out his ass. I have the video to prove it."
Kaos pops the dvd into the computer and presses a button. The image of Kaos vanishes and a moment later is replaced by the image of the inside of a seedy, trashy tavern. Several burly bikers and whorish looking women are scattered through the tavern. The door suddenly busts open and in walks Jake Seven. Upon closer inspection, its not Seven, but instead Kid Kaos in a cheaply made costume. Kaos is acting the part of a drunken Jake Seven
"Seven:" "Look here you mother fuckers. Jake Seven is in the motherfucking building!"
Seven staggers towards the bar, carrying a half empty bottle of Jack Daniels. He burps crudely at the bartender.
"Seven:" "Give me another bottle, you son of a bitch!"
The bartender shakes his head and flat out refuses. Seven takes his empty bottle and smashes it across the face of the bartender, sending him crashing to the floor. Seven grabs another bottle from behind the bar and starts to chug as he staggers towards one of the women.
"Seven:" "You fucking whore! You need to learn your place and get naked for me!"
The women looks shocked and slaps, Seven across the face. He shakes his head as he grabs her by the hair and slaps her back, sending her sprawling across the table. He pulls up back up and gets in her face.
"Seven:" "I said learn you place, cunt! Now go get in the kitchen and make me some fucking dinner!"
Seven jerks her by the hair and sends her running towards the door. He chugs down some more of the bottle as he looks around. He finally realizes that the camera is watching him. He face gets a look of horror on it.
"Seven:" "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE KAOS!! I'M ALREADY SCARED SHITLESS OF YOU AND NOW YOUR FOLLOWING ME AROUND!!! MOMMY!!!"
With that Seven goes running out the door, crying for mercy as the camera fades. The IWFtron comes back to life with Kid Kaos sitting in the control room, a somber look on his face.
Kaos: "You see, Jake Seven is nothing more than an abusive, misogynistic drunkard. He lacks the manhood to attack a man, instead he hits helpless women. He is too scared to meet me in the ring. If by some miracle, he makes it to the ring without pissing his pants, then I will beat his ass so bad that he is going to lose all bodily control and piss himself while he is lying in the ring. See you soon Jake, if you got the balls!"
Kaos lets loose an evil laugh as the screen fades to black
Kaos: "You know, Jake Seven wants to talk about how he stands for whats right in America. He talks about how hes all good, pure and moral. Well I hate to break it to you retards out there, but he is lying out his ass. I have the video to prove it."
Kaos pops the dvd into the computer and presses a button. The image of Kaos vanishes and a moment later is replaced by the image of the inside of a seedy, trashy tavern. Several burly bikers and whorish looking women are scattered through the tavern. The door suddenly busts open and in walks Jake Seven. Upon closer inspection, its not Seven, but instead Kid Kaos in a cheaply made costume. Kaos is acting the part of a drunken Jake Seven
"Seven:" "Look here you mother fuckers. Jake Seven is in the motherfucking building!"
Seven staggers towards the bar, carrying a half empty bottle of Jack Daniels. He burps crudely at the bartender.
"Seven:" "Give me another bottle, you son of a bitch!"
The bartender shakes his head and flat out refuses. Seven takes his empty bottle and smashes it across the face of the bartender, sending him crashing to the floor. Seven grabs another bottle from behind the bar and starts to chug as he staggers towards one of the women.
"Seven:" "You fucking whore! You need to learn your place and get naked for me!"
The women looks shocked and slaps, Seven across the face. He shakes his head as he grabs her by the hair and slaps her back, sending her sprawling across the table. He pulls up back up and gets in her face.
"Seven:" "I said learn you place, cunt! Now go get in the kitchen and make me some fucking dinner!"
Seven jerks her by the hair and sends her running towards the door. He chugs down some more of the bottle as he looks around. He finally realizes that the camera is watching him. He face gets a look of horror on it.
"Seven:" "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE KAOS!! I'M ALREADY SCARED SHITLESS OF YOU AND NOW YOUR FOLLOWING ME AROUND!!! MOMMY!!!"
With that Seven goes running out the door, crying for mercy as the camera fades. The IWFtron comes back to life with Kid Kaos sitting in the control room, a somber look on his face.
Kaos: "You see, Jake Seven is nothing more than an abusive, misogynistic drunkard. He lacks the manhood to attack a man, instead he hits helpless women. He is too scared to meet me in the ring. If by some miracle, he makes it to the ring without pissing his pants, then I will beat his ass so bad that he is going to lose all bodily control and piss himself while he is lying in the ring. See you soon Jake, if you got the balls!"
Kaos lets loose an evil laugh as the screen fades to black
