Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on May 22, 2008 16:04:29 GMT -5
****The scene opens as you see Mikkey, Max Jewel and Miss Taylor all in the back playing poker. Max Jewel puts a load of chips into the pot.****
Max Jewel: What's going on around here these days? Croc completely ignored us and our help. He cost us tag team gold. But that's ok I guess. Now you are going to take the IWF Television Championship. I mean, aside from that...what is going on around here?!
****Miss Taylor calls Max's bet.****
Max Jewel: Good bluff. But, the IWF is going to hell. We have fans that are IDIOTS, wrestlers that are not very Astonishing. Look at the world Champion! He's talentless. And he's been MIA back home in the states with some kind of family emergency? Who cares damnit!? I know we don't Mikkey. I mean, his house could have been burned down with his cousin's mother's 3rd aunt twice removed who is also his wife, inside... I wouldn't really care.
****Miss Taylor looks stunned at these remarks and scoffs at Max jewel****
Miss Taylor: I care you ass!
Max Jewel: But you are just a woman...you don't count. What else is there about this place? How about your Payback challenger. Wife Beater. Yeah, where the hell has he been? Probably went blind. You know....Beating things other than his wife....
****Miss Taylor looks disguisted. Max Jewel puts more money in the pot****
Max Jewel: He's been going around and bitching about Mike Herber and how he refs. He bitched all about how he might as well hand you the title cause Herber is an idiot. SO WHAT?! Idiot or not, you would be winning the TV title either way. And how about AJ. Climbing his way up the ranks again? pff. what's worse is that MJW holds a tag team title. He's a jackass too.
Mikkey: Right now, I don't care. I only care about two things. Winning the Television Championship....and winning this game.
****Mikkey puts a huge stack of chips in the middle. This causes Max Jewel to put all his chips in. Max grins as Miss Taylor folds her hand.****
Miss Taylor: I love this game but....I hate you guys...
****Miss Taylor stands up and leaves the room while looking upset that she even sat down with the two.****
Max Jewel: I don't know why anyone cares about sub par talent like Wife Beater and his urban assualt partner, Donzig. I bet Croc takes the IWF championship. Someone with talent should hold it. It will eventually be you Mikkey. But, right now, we are focusing on the prestigious Televsion Champioship.
Wha'day got?!
****Mikkey lays down his card****
Mikkey: Full house mother fucker....
Max Jewel: DAMN!
****Max slams his cards on the table as Mikkey grins and rakes in the poker chips.****
Max Jewel: What's going on around here these days? Croc completely ignored us and our help. He cost us tag team gold. But that's ok I guess. Now you are going to take the IWF Television Championship. I mean, aside from that...what is going on around here?!
****Miss Taylor calls Max's bet.****
Max Jewel: Good bluff. But, the IWF is going to hell. We have fans that are IDIOTS, wrestlers that are not very Astonishing. Look at the world Champion! He's talentless. And he's been MIA back home in the states with some kind of family emergency? Who cares damnit!? I know we don't Mikkey. I mean, his house could have been burned down with his cousin's mother's 3rd aunt twice removed who is also his wife, inside... I wouldn't really care.
****Miss Taylor looks stunned at these remarks and scoffs at Max jewel****
Miss Taylor: I care you ass!
Max Jewel: But you are just a woman...you don't count. What else is there about this place? How about your Payback challenger. Wife Beater. Yeah, where the hell has he been? Probably went blind. You know....Beating things other than his wife....
****Miss Taylor looks disguisted. Max Jewel puts more money in the pot****
Max Jewel: He's been going around and bitching about Mike Herber and how he refs. He bitched all about how he might as well hand you the title cause Herber is an idiot. SO WHAT?! Idiot or not, you would be winning the TV title either way. And how about AJ. Climbing his way up the ranks again? pff. what's worse is that MJW holds a tag team title. He's a jackass too.
Mikkey: Right now, I don't care. I only care about two things. Winning the Television Championship....and winning this game.
****Mikkey puts a huge stack of chips in the middle. This causes Max Jewel to put all his chips in. Max grins as Miss Taylor folds her hand.****
Miss Taylor: I love this game but....I hate you guys...
****Miss Taylor stands up and leaves the room while looking upset that she even sat down with the two.****
Max Jewel: I don't know why anyone cares about sub par talent like Wife Beater and his urban assualt partner, Donzig. I bet Croc takes the IWF championship. Someone with talent should hold it. It will eventually be you Mikkey. But, right now, we are focusing on the prestigious Televsion Champioship.
Wha'day got?!
****Mikkey lays down his card****
Mikkey: Full house mother fucker....
Max Jewel: DAMN!
****Max slams his cards on the table as Mikkey grins and rakes in the poker chips.****
