Post by Kid Kaos on May 22, 2008 21:38:32 GMT -5
The IWFtron comes to life with Sonnier at the door to a locker room. He grins at the camera as he knocks on the door
Sonnier: "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I have the honor of sitting down with IWF's rising star Kid Kaos."
Kid Kaos opens his cracks his door open. The brief glance in reveals a young, half naked woman scrambling behind Kaos. Sonnier turns red as Kaos glowers at him as he opens the door fully.
Kaos: "DAMMIT FATASS!! You ruin every thing, you know that? The hell with it, come on it."
Kaos walks into the locker room and drops into a chair and leans back, grabbing a shot of vodka and tossing it back. Sonnier glances around and sits himself down in the other chair.
Sonnier: "So Kid Kaos, you have yet to wrestle a match in IWF, yet you have already made a huge impact. What do you have to say for yourself?
Kaos: "Well fatboy, IWF is just like any other wrestling promotion I have been in. When you have the talent and charisma that I do, its easy to make a huge impact."
At this point, the young woman comes walking out of the shower area, fully dressed. She walks over to Kaos and gives him a kiss.
Woman: "You certainly know how to make an impact on me!"
Sonnier again turns red as the woman turns and walks out of the locker room. Kaos grins at the larger man.
Kaos: "Beautiful isn't she? She is one of my more... dedicated fans, if you get my drift."
Kaos lets out his sinister laugh as Sonnier stares, speachless for once.
Kaos: "You know, the sad thing is, old Seven up has never even been close to a woman that beautiful. Hell, he has never been with any woman, ever! The closest he has gotten to tits is those manboobs on your chest, Sonnier!"
Kaos chuckles a bit as Sonnier begins to stammer.
Sonnier: "I, uh, uh, uh don't know what your implying but I have never had any sexual interest in Jake Seven!"
Kaos: "Don't worry, I'm not saying your gay, hell i'm not even saying Seven is gay. You can't be gay, when the only thing you have sex with is your own hand."
Kaos takes another shot as he glances behind Sonnier. He grins a little at whoever is off screen.
Kaos: "Look, I'm a busy man Chris, so let me finish this. At Payback, Seven is going down... which i'm sure is not the first time thats happened to him. He will lose, he will bleed and in the end, he will cry for mommy as I walk out the victor."
Before Sonnier can respond, Kaos tosses back another shot, stands up and walks towards the door. The camera pans to reveal the sexy woman from earlier waiting for Kaos by the door. Kaos opens the door for her, they both walk out and he slams the door right in Sonnier's face. The camera fades as the sound of Sonnier hitting the floor echos through the speakers in the arena
Sonnier: "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I have the honor of sitting down with IWF's rising star Kid Kaos."
Kid Kaos opens his cracks his door open. The brief glance in reveals a young, half naked woman scrambling behind Kaos. Sonnier turns red as Kaos glowers at him as he opens the door fully.
Kaos: "DAMMIT FATASS!! You ruin every thing, you know that? The hell with it, come on it."
Kaos walks into the locker room and drops into a chair and leans back, grabbing a shot of vodka and tossing it back. Sonnier glances around and sits himself down in the other chair.
Sonnier: "So Kid Kaos, you have yet to wrestle a match in IWF, yet you have already made a huge impact. What do you have to say for yourself?
Kaos: "Well fatboy, IWF is just like any other wrestling promotion I have been in. When you have the talent and charisma that I do, its easy to make a huge impact."
At this point, the young woman comes walking out of the shower area, fully dressed. She walks over to Kaos and gives him a kiss.
Woman: "You certainly know how to make an impact on me!"
Sonnier again turns red as the woman turns and walks out of the locker room. Kaos grins at the larger man.
Kaos: "Beautiful isn't she? She is one of my more... dedicated fans, if you get my drift."
Kaos lets out his sinister laugh as Sonnier stares, speachless for once.
Kaos: "You know, the sad thing is, old Seven up has never even been close to a woman that beautiful. Hell, he has never been with any woman, ever! The closest he has gotten to tits is those manboobs on your chest, Sonnier!"
Kaos chuckles a bit as Sonnier begins to stammer.
Sonnier: "I, uh, uh, uh don't know what your implying but I have never had any sexual interest in Jake Seven!"
Kaos: "Don't worry, I'm not saying your gay, hell i'm not even saying Seven is gay. You can't be gay, when the only thing you have sex with is your own hand."
Kaos takes another shot as he glances behind Sonnier. He grins a little at whoever is off screen.
Kaos: "Look, I'm a busy man Chris, so let me finish this. At Payback, Seven is going down... which i'm sure is not the first time thats happened to him. He will lose, he will bleed and in the end, he will cry for mommy as I walk out the victor."
Before Sonnier can respond, Kaos tosses back another shot, stands up and walks towards the door. The camera pans to reveal the sexy woman from earlier waiting for Kaos by the door. Kaos opens the door for her, they both walk out and he slams the door right in Sonnier's face. The camera fades as the sound of Sonnier hitting the floor echos through the speakers in the arena
