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Post by donzig on May 25, 2008 9:06:53 GMT -5
IWF Online
Everyone give a warm welcome to former CWA TVX Champion, Jake Seven.
CardinalSyn
Jake Seven, what are your current goals besides kissing the Ringmaster's ass?
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Post by Jake Seven on May 25, 2008 13:54:59 GMT -5
"My goal is to set an acceptable standard of quality television for all to enjoy. This is not a brothel house, and I refuse to let this great company be promoted that way with the slime such as Donzig headlining and main eventing. I will try my hardest to make sure true stars like myself and Croc shine through. Anthony Jordan, Donzig, Wifebeater (Although that man has good intentions), Shamus and Kid Kaos will see that their actions of debauchery and blasphemy will be not be tolerated under this new regime."
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Post by Anthony Jordan on May 25, 2008 21:12:56 GMT -5
RoleModel4ever:
Does your finisher have a name?
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Post by Jake Seven on May 25, 2008 22:24:32 GMT -5
"I have talked to Ringmaster about Criss Cross's lack of memory. There's a possibility he's developing Alzheimer's. If he is, he's a hazard to everyone involved at ringside and I will have his job immediately. If he remembered my finishers name, you wouldn't be asking if it had a name, there for I am placing Criss Cross in responsibility for wasting your time. Write to your congressman, forward it to the British Prime Minister, stating you are displeased with the service of the lead commentator's lack of preparation for a live televised event that you paid your hard earned money for. I'm sure the American government will care. We as a company, and I as the representative for quality television will have this sorted out soon enough and make sure our fans never waste their time again!"
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Post by Jake Seven on May 28, 2008 2:26:25 GMT -5
"I feel pretty....oh so pretty...I feel pretty and witty and straightttt....
Someone ask me a question."
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Post by Kid Kaos on May 28, 2008 22:15:29 GMT -5
InRingAnarchy
How do you feel about your match with Kid Kaos?
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