Post by "The Aussie Icon" Croc on May 26, 2008 3:49:47 GMT -5
(The show comes back from a commercial break and immediately “Breakstuff” by Limp Bizkit hits and the crowd erupts with boos as the Aussie Icon appears. Croc does not look happy at all as he storms down the ramp and towards the ring)
(CROSS)
Croc has been in a foul mood all day.
(VENTURA)
You would be in a foul mood too if someone cost you the World Title.
(CROSS)
No one cost him the title. He lost fair and square.
(VENTURA)
But he was never pinned… Croc was never actually physically beaten by Donzig!
(Croc rolls into the ring and snarls as a staff member hands him a microphone. Croc paces around the ring)
(CROC)
Well once again, another pay per view has been and passed and once again I have been royally screwed over.
(Loud boos from the crowd. The boos seem to offend Croc)
(CROC)
Shut up you morons… If I wanted the opinion of an ugly, brain dead, inbred, overweight person, I would have brought Wifebeater out here!
(More loud boos)
(CROC)
Last night, it was all set up for me to become the IWF World Heavyweight Champion. It was meant to be my night. Ringmaster and I had gone to great expense and effort in organizing a lavish celebration party to celebrate my championship win!
(Croc shakes his head, obviously still fuming over last nights defeat)
(CROC)
Instead of partying with hundreds of my admirers and hanger-oners, I instead resorted to sitting in the penthouse suite of my hotel by myself… Sure there was a gorgeous blonde and a sexy brunette near by, but my mind wasn’t into the animalistic sex session I was having.
(Croc pauses)
(CROC)
It is surprising how much soul searching a man can do when he is the meat in a beautiful, sexy swimsuit model sandwich… But I looked deep inside myself and came to the conclusion that I really had to look, long and hard at last nights match… And after this long hard look I came to a final conclusion.
(Croc looks around the arena)
(CROC)
There is one man I hold responsible for this tragic turn of events that saw me walk out of Payback empty handed…
(Croc takes a deep breath)
(CROC)
And that man is me.
(Croc looks as if he is about to break down)
(CROC)
I am to blame for me walking out of the match without the title… I am too blame because I should have known that MJW would choke and lose the match by himself!
(Loud boos for Croc pinning the blame on MJW)
(CROC)
I had been saying it all before that MJW constant desire to please you idiots would result in him losing the match at Payback… But I was sure it was going to be me. Why? Because I honestly didn’t think that MJ’s talent levels had fallen so rapidly that he would lose to someone like Donzig.
(More boos for the disrespect Croc shows to the World Champion)
(CROC)
MJ is the real reason I am not the champion. And that is why I am out here… I want MJW to come out here… Right now… And apologise to me for costing me the chance to become the rightful IWF champion…
