Team USCW

[Anthony Jordan]

*Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" hits as the crowd leaps to its feet to cheer "The Role Model's" arrival. He appears from behind the curtain clad in a newly-stitched Team USCW shirt and a pair of khakis. The shirt is black with "Team USCW" in red on the front. On the back is a painting of USCW stars Anthony Jordan, Ripper, Whitey Ford, Justin Voss, and Kid Kaos all wearing the gold they won in USCW or its sister feds (sans Voss who has the CWA Undisputed World Title around his waist). Underneath the paint it says "USCW-gers for life" in red lettering.*

Cross: "Just when you think the force of USCW is gone from professional wrestling, they always seem to have a renaissance."

Ventura: "You can't keep a bad thing down."

*Jordan actually slaps hands with fans holding up a USCW sign before hopping up the steps and entering the ring. Jenny Stark hands over her microphone and leaves the ring. Jordan paces around the ring posing a bit as he waits for his music to cut off. Once it finally does, he lifts the microphone.*

Jordan: "I want to begin by passing on a message from Mister International. He regrets forfeiting his title, but when he saw how Michael Windsor had changed, he knew he could not team with him. Fear not for Mister International will always be watching, and he will return when the time is right!"

*The fans cheer that.*

Ventura: "Let's hope that's a long time away."

Jordan: "In my opinion, that makes Windsor and Croc illegitimate tag champions. I spoke to Kid Kaos, and he agreed with me. We thought about for a while and asked 'what is wrong with Team USCW getting involved in the tag division?'"

Ventura: "A lot."

*Jordan chuckles.*

Jordan: "I know the Ringmaster might not like the idea, but after I am done with him at the Saturday Night Special on June Fourteenth, which is the greatest birthday present I will ever give myself,"

*A few fans cheer for Jordan's birthday.*

Jordan: "Yeah, baby, the big two..."

*Jordan's mic cuts off as he was saying the second number. He shrugs and blows into it, and it comes back to life keeping the running gag alive.*

Jordan: "That always seems to happen. Anyway, it will be a great birthday for yours truly and to show how great of a guy I am, all of you are invited to attend!"

*The fans cheer loudly.*

Cross: "We'll be there, too!"

Ventura: "I won't be celebrating his birthday!"

Jordan: "But I am counting down the days to that and will talk plenty about it. Right, Team USCW is on my mind. Ripper might be retired; Whitey might be hurt; and Justin Voss may not be with us any longer, but the spirit lives on! Kid Kaos and I will fight the power just like the USCW-gers are gone. We will face the oppression of the haters. We will win tag team gold!"

*The crowd cheers again as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*

Jordan: "Pardon his absense, but Kaos is handling some business with Barabbas. Apparently the big man was not beat down enough at Revolution, so Kaos is putting him in his place, so allow me to speak on his behalf until he arrives. Of course, not much needs to be said when facing the team of Mister Britain and Jake Seven. I have shown myself to be superior to Mister Britain, and Kaos, even after years away, drew with Seven. By the way, Kaos, do not be down about that. I drew with Seven at Aftershock 2007, then won the CWA Undisputed World Title later that night!"

*The fans cheer loudly as Jordan nods.*

Cross: "He made Sheldon Reese tap out in the main event."

Ventura: "Reese never taps out! The referee misinterpreted!"

Jordan: "So you are on your way, buddy. But before you win some singles gold to go on your resume with the USCW Cruiserweight Title and USHW World Title, you need to focus on winning the IWF Tag Team Titles because no one needs to be punished by having Windsor and Croc wear the gold!"

*The crowd erupts in agreement as Jordan's voice grows gruff like Christian Bale's portrayal of Batman.*

Jordan: "But they might need to be Funished!"

*The crowd explodes in cheers as Jordan returns to normal.*

Ventura: "I was hoping the Funisher was dead."

Jordan: "As for our unlucky Revolution opponents, Mister Britain, get used to more of the same, and that is a USCW beating! And you, Jake Seven, I do not need any morality talks. I am God's wrestling liason. Besides, even if I was not, I would not listen to a man who dated a crossdresser who committed attempted murder!"

*The crowd erupts again as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*

Ventura: "Beebee Johnson was all woman."

Cross: "Maybe after the surgery."

Ventura: "You're begging for Jake Seven to kick your ass."

*Jordan goes to speak more when he is cut off by...*

[Kid Kaos]

Stricken blasts through the arena suddenly, startling Seven. He quickly directs his body guards to move to block the entrance ramp. However instead of appearing on stage, the IWFtron comes to life with an image of Kid Kaos sitting in his locker room.

Ventura: "Looks like Kaos is a little scared to appear at ring side."

Cross: "I actually think he made a smart move. Don't want to get something started and get arrested."

Kaos lets a cocky smirk cross his face as his music fades

Kaos: "Well I'm just a little to busy right now to come down to ring side, but I sure as hell couldn't pass up a chance to tell you to shut the hell up, Seven!"

Ventura: "Kaos has no right to disrespect our GM like that."

Cross: "Last time I checked, Seven wasn't our General Manager."

Kaos: "Seven, we may have had a draw at the pvp, but the next time, you won't be so lucky. I made a promise to you that I would make you bleed and dammit, I keep my promises. So it comes down to this. When Team USCW steps into the ring, you won't have your precious little body guards to protect you. I will destroy you. I will unleash hell upon your battered body. And in the end, you will bleed!"

Kaos stands up and rips his shirt off. He starts to walk towards his locker room door.

Kaos: "But you want to know something, I just can't wait that long. I'm coming down there right now to kick your fucking ass!"

Cross: "Kaos might be making a mistake here. He has to fight his way past those cops to get the Seven, this could end badly for Kid Kaos."

Ventura: "Could end badly? This will end badly for Kid Kaos!"

The IWFtron shows Kid Kaos running down the hallway, towards the entrance to the arena. Seven orders his body guards to head up the ramp and cut Kaos off. They gather around the entrance way and wait, however the IWFtron goes black and Kid Kaos never comes out the entrance way.

Ventura: "Looks like Kaos changed his mind. Smart move."

Cross: "I do agree with you on that one Jes..."

Kid Kaos suddenly hops out of the crowd and slides into the ring. He walks up behind Seven, who is still staring at the entrance way, and taps him on the shoulder. As Seven turns around, his mouth drops in shock. Kaos kicks him in the gut and in one smooth move, hooks Seven up and slams him hard to the mat with the Kaos Theory. The crowd goes wild as Kid Kaos quickly jumps over the ropes and back into the crowd. The guards take off running down the ramp and chase Kaos through the crowd, with little hope of catching him.

[Anthony Jordan]

*Back in the ring, "The Role Model" and Kid Kaos talk between themselves. The crowd is giving Team USCW a favorable reaction as they are far more likeable than Jake Seven. Kaos looks toward the camera and taps Jordan on the shoulder. Jordan gives his goofy grin and lifts up the microphone while talking to his teammate.*

Jordan: "Guess our break is over."

*Jordan looks up to the stage that Jake Seven was recently on.*

Jordan: "You left us all too soon, Jake. I thought you would really like to show us all what the count-out stopped you from doing to Kid Kaos. I wanted answers, but you left us with nothing!"

*Kaos points to something on the bottom of the ramp.*

Jordan: "Aside from that yellow puddle on the bottom of the ramp."

*The crowd laughs at that remark.*

Ventura: "Yeah, Seven is a real coward for getting away from a sneak attack!"

Cross: "He could have come back in the ring and gotten some revenge."

Ventura: "It'd be two-against-one!"

Cross: "I'm sure Anthony Jordan wouldn't have involved himself."

Jordan: "You just got a little taste of what Team USCW can do! There is no greater collection of wrestling talent in IWF than we! Even if you have the immense technical skill to be a threat to me, there is no way you can handle the rapid pace of Kid Kaos. If you are light enough and quick to make Kaos work up a sweat, I will destroy your back and legs and pick you apart on the mat!"

*Jordan and Kaos high-five as they are supremely confident.*

Jordan: "We survived the hard streets of USCW, and Kaos dabbled in USHW. We have wrestled rookies with a ton of energy; hardcore madmen; foreign wrestlers with never-before-seen styles; and anything else. And if that is too much for you, here comes some overkill,"

*Jordan walks over to the camera and sneaks up to it like he's sharing a secret.*

Jordan: "I am in full health and in full stride. Kid Kaos just worked off the last bit of his rust. That means you boys in the tag division are in for a world of hurt, and it starts with Jake Seven and Mister Britain!"

*The fans cheer in hopes that Team USCW takes down their Revolution opponents.*

Jordan: "After that, we move on face the paper Tag Team Champions, be it Urban Assault or the Faction. I say 'paper Tag Team Champions' because they might have the belts, but that is only by virtue of the fact that Team USCW has never received a title shot."

*The fans cheer again as Jordan turns to Kaos.*

Jordan: "Remember how we used to talk about being tag team champions when we were growing up?"

*Kaos nods as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*

Jordan: "I got to do it, man."

*Kaos looks confused as "The Role Model" begins speaking quickly like a former tag champion did 10 years ago.*

Jordan: "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages; USCW proudly brings to you its soon-to-be IWF Tag Team Champions of the world! 'The Role Model' Anthony Jordan, 'The Man With No Nickname' Kid Kaos: Team USCW!"

*Kaos chuckles in spite of himself as the crowd gives a loud, mixed reaction. Half take it in good spirits as it seems to be done facetiously while the other half boo as the line is no longer popular, nor did they like the team that used it. Jordan hands the microphone over to Kid Kaos.*


((What happens next?))