Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on May 28, 2008 12:47:12 GMT -5
****You see Mikkey backstage wearing his Television Title around his waist. Max Jewel makes his way over to him with a bear claw in his hand. He stares at Mikkey as he takes a bite. He quickly finishes the bite he took as he begins to talk to Mikkey.****
Max Jewel: What's the deal with the people around here? They go around talking about the Prestigious Television Title being worth nothing. Shamus wants to make a filthy beer holder out of it. A scraggly ugly Scottish prick wants to make a beer holder. And that pompus ass Joel Frost? Yeah, he agrees. People don't understand this title is to the World Title as the British Pound is to the American Dollar.
****Mikkey looks a little confused as Max explains.****
Max Jewel: You see, the British Pound is worth so much more then the American Dollar. Just like the Television Title is worth so much more than the World Title. THe World title is falling apart with Donzig backing it just like the american dollar falling apart with America behind it. People just don't realize this title is Astonishing! And held by one of the top superstars in the IWF....no no...THE TOP! Well, I still gotta give that to Croc....But you are the top too.
****Mikkey takes a sip of his coffee then opens his mouth to speak****
Mikkey: These people are all idiots. Shamus, Joel...the rest of the locker room, Even the fucking retarded fans. Plain and simple. They don't know how to respect a world class champion. Bunch of inbred british folk....
Max Jewel: Exactly Mikkey....Exactly. And so what if you spell your name with a double 'K' That's cool. That's trendy. That's sexy.
****Mikkey shoots a weird look at Max.****
Max Jewel: Look, all I'm saying is that you are the man. With my management skills, you are becoming the best. Just like we planned since day one. We went through a lot of shit to get signed. Then that flea circus they called the CWA closed it's doors. We got to come to the IWF and that's....well...almost a step up. But, a meaningless title? I think not. We will prove to everyone how Astonishing you....and your title....really are my friend!
****Max Jewel takes another bite of his bear claw as him and Mikkey walk away from the refreshment table.****
Max Jewel: What's the deal with the people around here? They go around talking about the Prestigious Television Title being worth nothing. Shamus wants to make a filthy beer holder out of it. A scraggly ugly Scottish prick wants to make a beer holder. And that pompus ass Joel Frost? Yeah, he agrees. People don't understand this title is to the World Title as the British Pound is to the American Dollar.
****Mikkey looks a little confused as Max explains.****
Max Jewel: You see, the British Pound is worth so much more then the American Dollar. Just like the Television Title is worth so much more than the World Title. THe World title is falling apart with Donzig backing it just like the american dollar falling apart with America behind it. People just don't realize this title is Astonishing! And held by one of the top superstars in the IWF....no no...THE TOP! Well, I still gotta give that to Croc....But you are the top too.
****Mikkey takes a sip of his coffee then opens his mouth to speak****
Mikkey: These people are all idiots. Shamus, Joel...the rest of the locker room, Even the fucking retarded fans. Plain and simple. They don't know how to respect a world class champion. Bunch of inbred british folk....
Max Jewel: Exactly Mikkey....Exactly. And so what if you spell your name with a double 'K' That's cool. That's trendy. That's sexy.
****Mikkey shoots a weird look at Max.****
Max Jewel: Look, all I'm saying is that you are the man. With my management skills, you are becoming the best. Just like we planned since day one. We went through a lot of shit to get signed. Then that flea circus they called the CWA closed it's doors. We got to come to the IWF and that's....well...almost a step up. But, a meaningless title? I think not. We will prove to everyone how Astonishing you....and your title....really are my friend!
****Max Jewel takes another bite of his bear claw as him and Mikkey walk away from the refreshment table.****
