Post by Anthony Jordan on May 29, 2008 23:14:16 GMT -5
*The scene opens with "The Role Model" walking down the hallway. He's sporting a Team USCW T-shirt and a pair of khakis. Around his right bicep is a holder for an Ipod. Two cords emerge from the Ipod and go to each ear of Anthony Jordan. Judging by his singing and white dancing, it's obvious that the Ipod is on and playing some of Jordan's favorite music. He moves and grooves down the hall while singing.*
Jordan: "This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion,"
*He notices a couple of girls walking down the hall and gives them the legendary, panty-removing wink-and-gun. The girls smile and laughing before walking on their way. Jordan continues his horrendous cover of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl."*
Jordan: "It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention,"
*Jordan bends back and sings up into an imaginary microphone. In the background, Chris Sonnier puts the back of his hand to his forehead and faints.*
Jordan: "I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it..."
*Jordan opens his eyes and trails off as he looks completely confused. The situation gets compounded as Jake Seven works his way into the camera view cocking an eyebrow. Jordan takes out his Ipod earphones as he glares at his Revolution opponent (and if there's a manly way to do that, I don't know about it).*
Seven: "Even if you weren't singing about your boyfriend, the bicep holder tells the world you're gay."
*Jordan frowns until Kid Kaos shows up behind him and pats him on the shoulder.*
Kaos: "I hate to agree with Seven, AJ, but that is a gay move."
*Whitey Ford hobbles up and nods.*
Ford: "Fag-licious, man."
*Jordan gets a sour look on his face as he looks at all three men.*
Jordan: "I had it playing in the gym while I was working out, and Man Law decrees that it is not gay to wear it while working out! I just forgot I had it on. I was really into my music."
*That satisfies Kaos and Whitey, who respect Man Laws. Seven, being as out-of-touch as he is, isn't satisfied.*
Seven: "Fashion aside, that song is enough to indict you. You're lucky I don't suspend you for being a sexual predator to my roster, which as General Manager, I could do!"
*The Ringmaster appears behind Seven with a beat red face. He wags a finger and looks ready to explode, but convinces himself out of dealing with Seven and stays out of this.*
Jordan: "Hey! I did not know the dude singing this song had a boyfriend!"
*Kaos and Whitey give each other a confused look.*
Jordan: "It had a good beat I could jive to. I just now started focusing on the actual lyrics."
Kaos: "You know Katy Perry's a chick, right?"
*Jordan's jaw drops.*
Jordan: "That deep, throaty voice cannot belong to a woman!"
Ford: "Totally a chick on the path to carpet-munching."
*Kaos gives a sagely nod as Jordan is in disbelief, and Seven looks horrified on the vulgarity.*
Jordan: "This has shattered my universe."
*Jordan shakes his head, but quickly looks up to his two friends.*
Jordan: "But singing it does not make me gay, right?"
Kaos: "I don't think so."
Ford: "You do far worse than that."
Jordan: "The song is not gay, anymore! I am happy again!"
*Jordan gives his goofy grin.*
Ford: "Well, it is technically gay. Girly love is gay, but acceptable gay."
Kaos: "Gay's beautiful, sweet sister."
Ford: "Especially if you're in the room!"
*Kaos and Ford share a laugh of good times gone by as Seven is mortified and Jordan is confused.*
Seven: "It's still gay and still wrong."
Jordan: "I see where you are coming from, Jake, and I agree. However, it seems a lot less gross than guys having...relations."
*Jordan and Seven shudder at the thought.*
Seven: "You might have a point there."
Kaos: "Besides, they can't penetrate each other, so it's technically not wrong."
Ford: "And it's totally wrong if they fall in love and go all dykish on us."
Jordan: "Those women scare me."
Kaos: "AJ, my friend, they put the fear of God in all of us."
*All four men nod in agreement.*
Seven: "And that's truly gay, which I'm against, too."
Jordan: "Wait, did we all manage to agree on something, no matter how irrelevant it is to us or this business?"
Kaos: "I guess so."
Ford: "Looks that way."
*Seven huffs as he hates to be lumped in with the USCW-gers on anything. An uncomfortable silence creeps upon the group as Jordan wags his finger at Seven.*
Jordan: "Still going to kick your butt at Revolution, you poor imitation."
Seven: "Still going to expose you for the fraud you are."
*Kid Kaos points at Seven.*
Kaos: "You're a total fag."
Ford: "He's right."
*The mean-spirited, yet civil parting suffices, and the USCW-gers turn and walk away.*
Jordan: "This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion,"
*He notices a couple of girls walking down the hall and gives them the legendary, panty-removing wink-and-gun. The girls smile and laughing before walking on their way. Jordan continues his horrendous cover of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl."*
Jordan: "It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention,"
*Jordan bends back and sings up into an imaginary microphone. In the background, Chris Sonnier puts the back of his hand to his forehead and faints.*
Jordan: "I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it..."
*Jordan opens his eyes and trails off as he looks completely confused. The situation gets compounded as Jake Seven works his way into the camera view cocking an eyebrow. Jordan takes out his Ipod earphones as he glares at his Revolution opponent (and if there's a manly way to do that, I don't know about it).*
Seven: "Even if you weren't singing about your boyfriend, the bicep holder tells the world you're gay."
*Jordan frowns until Kid Kaos shows up behind him and pats him on the shoulder.*
Kaos: "I hate to agree with Seven, AJ, but that is a gay move."
*Whitey Ford hobbles up and nods.*
Ford: "Fag-licious, man."
*Jordan gets a sour look on his face as he looks at all three men.*
Jordan: "I had it playing in the gym while I was working out, and Man Law decrees that it is not gay to wear it while working out! I just forgot I had it on. I was really into my music."
*That satisfies Kaos and Whitey, who respect Man Laws. Seven, being as out-of-touch as he is, isn't satisfied.*
Seven: "Fashion aside, that song is enough to indict you. You're lucky I don't suspend you for being a sexual predator to my roster, which as General Manager, I could do!"
*The Ringmaster appears behind Seven with a beat red face. He wags a finger and looks ready to explode, but convinces himself out of dealing with Seven and stays out of this.*
Jordan: "Hey! I did not know the dude singing this song had a boyfriend!"
*Kaos and Whitey give each other a confused look.*
Jordan: "It had a good beat I could jive to. I just now started focusing on the actual lyrics."
Kaos: "You know Katy Perry's a chick, right?"
*Jordan's jaw drops.*
Jordan: "That deep, throaty voice cannot belong to a woman!"
Ford: "Totally a chick on the path to carpet-munching."
*Kaos gives a sagely nod as Jordan is in disbelief, and Seven looks horrified on the vulgarity.*
Jordan: "This has shattered my universe."
*Jordan shakes his head, but quickly looks up to his two friends.*
Jordan: "But singing it does not make me gay, right?"
Kaos: "I don't think so."
Ford: "You do far worse than that."
Jordan: "The song is not gay, anymore! I am happy again!"
*Jordan gives his goofy grin.*
Ford: "Well, it is technically gay. Girly love is gay, but acceptable gay."
Kaos: "Gay's beautiful, sweet sister."
Ford: "Especially if you're in the room!"
*Kaos and Ford share a laugh of good times gone by as Seven is mortified and Jordan is confused.*
Seven: "It's still gay and still wrong."
Jordan: "I see where you are coming from, Jake, and I agree. However, it seems a lot less gross than guys having...relations."
*Jordan and Seven shudder at the thought.*
Seven: "You might have a point there."
Kaos: "Besides, they can't penetrate each other, so it's technically not wrong."
Ford: "And it's totally wrong if they fall in love and go all dykish on us."
Jordan: "Those women scare me."
Kaos: "AJ, my friend, they put the fear of God in all of us."
*All four men nod in agreement.*
Seven: "And that's truly gay, which I'm against, too."
Jordan: "Wait, did we all manage to agree on something, no matter how irrelevant it is to us or this business?"
Kaos: "I guess so."
Ford: "Looks that way."
*Seven huffs as he hates to be lumped in with the USCW-gers on anything. An uncomfortable silence creeps upon the group as Jordan wags his finger at Seven.*
Jordan: "Still going to kick your butt at Revolution, you poor imitation."
Seven: "Still going to expose you for the fraud you are."
*Kid Kaos points at Seven.*
Kaos: "You're a total fag."
Ford: "He's right."
*The mean-spirited, yet civil parting suffices, and the USCW-gers turn and walk away.*
