Sick and Tired

[Kid Kaos]

The IWFtron comes to life with showing Kid Kaos sitting in the locker room with Jordan and Whitey Ford. Kaos pours two shots of tequila and hands one to Whitey. They both down the alcohol while Jordan shakes his head. Kaos then turns to look at the camera, his usual cocky smirk is no where to be found, instead he has a snarl on his face

Kid Kaos: "You know, I am seriously fucking sick and tired of this bullshit! Everytime I get a match, some fucking monkey ass decides he going to jump right in and get involved. You all know who I am talking about. That retard mikkey got his butt buddies Jake Seven and Max "I like to pack fudge" Jewel to interfere in my match!"

Kaos pours another shot and tosses it back. He motions towards "The Role Model"

Kaos: In fact, if it wasn't for Anthony here, It would have probably degraded into those guys trying to ass rape me. Luckily, he jumped in and stopped them from trying

Jordan gives his goofy grin and thumbs up as the camera pans back over to Kaos

Kaos: "And now this week coming up, I get to rumble in the cage with Donzig? Seriously Don, nothing personal but i will whoop your ass all over that cage. I mean this is the perfect environment for me. I promise that before our match is over, I will land the Reign of Kaos from the top of the cage. I will destroy you. Like i said Don, its not personal... it's just business."

Kaos stands up, the sneer on his face turning to out right anger.

Kaos: "And i swear to all the is good and sacred, if i see Seven, Mikkey or Max Jewel anywhere near my match, I will beat them to within an inch of their life. I have had enough with their bullshit. But just to be on the safe side, I am asking my good friends Whitey Ford and "The Role Model" Anthony Jordan to come down to the ringside. In return, I will be at ring side for AJ's match against John Gone."

Kaos slaps Jordan on the back of the shoulder. Jordan pulls away and rubs the spot he just got slapped in.

Kaos: "But as far as that match goes, I am going to leave that up to AJ to tell you about."

The camera begins to pan over towards "The Role Model" before going to a commercial

[Anthony Jordan]

*After a commercial from Brian's House of Discount Poon, we return to the USCW locker room. Whitey Ford has already left on a mission only the inebriated would understand leaving the active alumni of USCW alone to chat.*

Jordan: "I accept that showing fear is not something you like to do given your natural height deficincies and all,"

*Kaos scowls at Jordan for mentioning his height. Jordan notices and sighs.*

Jordan: "Hey, it is not a crack, it is a fact. How many guys under six foot have been World Champion? Be it discrimination or natural causes, shorter guys have a tough go of it. I respect you for being a daredevil and giving them heck, but this tough guy act is not what you need right now."

*With his drinking buddy gone, Kaos takes a swing from the bottle.*

Kaos: "Oh?"

Jordan: "No one knows Donzig better than I do, and you better start showing some respect for his abilities to fight and cause carnage. All the speed in the world will not make a difference if he breaks one of your legs or gives you a concussion with a steel chair."

*Jordan stands up and takes a bottle of water out of a cooler. He twists off the top and takes a drink before turning to his ally.*

Jordan: "And it is not like I will be any use to you on the opposite side of a steel cage."

Kaos: "So you want me to kiss his ass for a week?"

Jordan: "No. You can talk all you want, but you better not buy into it. You better prepare for for World War Three because you just may get it. If I were you, I would ask me for help."

*Kaos cocks a eyebrow.*

Kaos: "Can you be pulled from the oh-so-strenuous training routine you'll be in to beat the Ringmaster and John Gone?"

*Jordan chuckles.*

Jordan: "The Ringmaster will be a challenge and by 'challenge,' I mean challenge to prepare a great birthday party slash celebration for Saturday night!"

*Kaos laughs at that.*

Jordan: "Gone is just some rookie who is not on my radar, so I am not too worried. That leaves us with time to prepare for Donzig."

Kaos: "So how do I prepare for Donzig?"

*Jordan gives his goofy grin.*

Jordan: "Ever watched Pulp Fiction?"