Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on Jun 13, 2008 7:17:43 GMT -5
****Max Jewel and Mikkey are seen walking through a hallway. You see lockers all over as it appears they are in a school.****
Mikkey: I can't believe Ringmaster is making us do this.
Max Jewel: Just let me do the talking and we will be out of here in no time. Then, on our way to destroying Shamus and Jolene Frost.
****Mikkey and Max Jewel stop at a door and walk in. Inside, you see a bunch of high school kids sitting in their seats. A big "Career Day" banner hangs over the chalk board.****
Max Jewel: I'm Max Jewel and this is the Astonishing Mikkey. He's the IWF Television Champion, and the best title holder in the world. We joined wrestling because we want to win and be the best. Now, any questions before we leave this....place?
Kid: Do you ever stop talking?
Max Jewel: Do you ever learn? What kind of question is that for the manager of one of the greatest stars in wrestling history. You have greats in this world! The Ringmaster, Timmy Draven, Croc...and now...MIKKEY! Do you understand what that means? That means you are looking at a wrestling God. You are looking at Astonishingly pure talent. And you will all get to witness it this Monday when we demolish Shamus, the bum drunk irish idiot....and Jolene Frost, the Queen of Winter!
*****A few kids look bored as another one tosses a piece of paper, balled up, at Mikkey. Mikkey swats it away.****
Max Jewel: WHOA! What is this about. A bunch of high school idiots throwing paper?! I bet Shamus, Joel and even Jake Seven where high school idiots back in the day. You walk around acting like you are on top of the world. Mommy and Daddy letting you drive their new car to school. Mommy and Daddy buying you everything you want. Friends that make you feel good cause they are more stupid then you. You act like you can play football or cheer. You act tough or funny. You act in a ficade of whatever you THINK everyone likes. But truth be told, the rest of the world HATES YOU ALL!
****The teacher steps forward and begins to ask the two men to leave. Mikkey steps up and levels him with a stiff right. The Teacher falls over the top of his desk, making a mess.****
Max Jewel: HAHAHAHAHA! You high school idiots don't get it and I know you never will! You make up these fake issues and problems. You cry on the shoulders of your fake friends...and you always lose. All of you are much like Shamus, Joel Frost and Kid Kaos. This Monday, we will eliminate two of our problems....then at the PPV, it will be Kid Kaos' turn. You guys have much in common with them and I believe I listed most of them but, most importantly.....
Mikkey: YOU...ARE NOT....ASTONISHING!
****The kids begin to boo them and throw paper, pencils, and whatever they can find short of their books. Max Jewel laughs as the two men leave the room with the teacher still out cold****
Mikkey: I can't believe Ringmaster is making us do this.
Max Jewel: Just let me do the talking and we will be out of here in no time. Then, on our way to destroying Shamus and Jolene Frost.
****Mikkey and Max Jewel stop at a door and walk in. Inside, you see a bunch of high school kids sitting in their seats. A big "Career Day" banner hangs over the chalk board.****
Max Jewel: I'm Max Jewel and this is the Astonishing Mikkey. He's the IWF Television Champion, and the best title holder in the world. We joined wrestling because we want to win and be the best. Now, any questions before we leave this....place?
Kid: Do you ever stop talking?
Max Jewel: Do you ever learn? What kind of question is that for the manager of one of the greatest stars in wrestling history. You have greats in this world! The Ringmaster, Timmy Draven, Croc...and now...MIKKEY! Do you understand what that means? That means you are looking at a wrestling God. You are looking at Astonishingly pure talent. And you will all get to witness it this Monday when we demolish Shamus, the bum drunk irish idiot....and Jolene Frost, the Queen of Winter!
*****A few kids look bored as another one tosses a piece of paper, balled up, at Mikkey. Mikkey swats it away.****
Max Jewel: WHOA! What is this about. A bunch of high school idiots throwing paper?! I bet Shamus, Joel and even Jake Seven where high school idiots back in the day. You walk around acting like you are on top of the world. Mommy and Daddy letting you drive their new car to school. Mommy and Daddy buying you everything you want. Friends that make you feel good cause they are more stupid then you. You act like you can play football or cheer. You act tough or funny. You act in a ficade of whatever you THINK everyone likes. But truth be told, the rest of the world HATES YOU ALL!
****The teacher steps forward and begins to ask the two men to leave. Mikkey steps up and levels him with a stiff right. The Teacher falls over the top of his desk, making a mess.****
Max Jewel: HAHAHAHAHA! You high school idiots don't get it and I know you never will! You make up these fake issues and problems. You cry on the shoulders of your fake friends...and you always lose. All of you are much like Shamus, Joel Frost and Kid Kaos. This Monday, we will eliminate two of our problems....then at the PPV, it will be Kid Kaos' turn. You guys have much in common with them and I believe I listed most of them but, most importantly.....
Mikkey: YOU...ARE NOT....ASTONISHING!
****The kids begin to boo them and throw paper, pencils, and whatever they can find short of their books. Max Jewel laughs as the two men leave the room with the teacher still out cold****
