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Post by Charles Windsor on Jun 17, 2008 14:04:01 GMT -5
The IWF Arena is packed full of rabid fans who are just waiting for something to kick off, and they do not have wait long as BIG EGO hits and the boos and jeers fill the air...
...as gold pyros shoot from the stage 'The EGO' MJW walks out onto the stage, decked in a very sharp rich black suit, a royal blue open collard shirt and of course, the IWF Tag Team Championship belt secured around his waist...
...he stands on the stage and looks out with a smug look on his face, he waits for a moment and is then joined by his co-champion 'The Aussie Icon' Croc who has his tag belt drapped over his shoulder...
...and of course the IWF Owner, The Ringmaster!
The Faction look the picture of class and wealth as The Ringmaster takes center stage and they raise their arms into the air, provoking more revolt from the fans...
...after soaking up the heated welcome The Faction head down the ramp, Croc and MJW climb into the ring as a crew member opens up the ropes for the Owner...
...MJW walks across and grabs a mic, the music cuts and the fans decide that whilst they hate the people in the ring, they kinda want to listen to what they have to say...
...in the hope that someone will come out and eventually shut them up!
'The EGO' MJW
Thank you for the welcome...The Faction accepts the fact that you people are so damn stupid that you would rather boo greatness simply because of your jealousy than admit that every second of every day you people are in awe of the 3 men standing in this ring...
...and its the same for the boys in the back, rather than thank The Faction for providing them with a place to work, for allowing them to wrestle on the undercards on shows that are sold out because of US...they want to fight us, go up against us and bad mouth us...
...well when your on the level that we are, you learn to accept the rest of the world for what they are...
...second rate humans who know no better!
the fans do not like this one bit and show it as bottles and rubbish start to be thrown into the ring
Jesse Ventura
Its like i have been telling you for months now Chris, you cant help it, your second rate, people like me and The Faction are on another level.
Chris Cross
I didnt hear MJ mention your name Jesse
'The EGO' MJW
Now...moving on to the matters at hand, seeing as The Faction has been running rough shot all over the IWF recently, The Ringmaster decided that the IWF Tag Team Champions would have the night off next Monday night at Revolution...
...thats right, the Ringmaster has put the champs in the main event against some guys called Shamus and Joel Frost...
...a couple of no hopers who are currently battling it out fr a chance to become the IWF TV Champion...
...well boys, unfortunately for you the fact that MJW and Croc wont even be breaking a sweat on monday night does not mean you have it easy...
...infact you guys might not make it to International Incident, and if your thick enough to even start thinking about becoming IWF Tag Team Champions i suggest you flush that thought straight out of your ugly little heads because your going to have enough to deal with after The Faction are done with you...comforting your sorrows after remaining title-less is likely to tip you over the fucking edge!
MJW lowers the mic for a moment and looks to Croc and The Ringmaster who smile in agreement. Suddenly MJW looks straight down into on of the cameras and lifts up the mic
'The EGO' MJW
And Donzig...
...if you even think about sticking your fat arse in the main event ill put you away...
...MJW is getting a little sick and tired pinning you week after week, its going to take the shine off of June 29th when i cripple you and take the IWF World Championship...
...so be a pal and stay the fuck away because if i have to put you down one more time im going to fucking start charging you for it!
stay out of the way, stay out of my business and dont fuck with The Faction and i might...might just consider making you TAP OUT at International Incident instead of pinning you 123!!!
MJ is finally done, and he lowers the mic to hear from one of his Faction buddies
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Post by Shamus on Jun 17, 2008 20:04:22 GMT -5
The fans explode, cheering as the one and only Shamus storms from the back. He looks around wildly, beer foam dripping from his shaggy beer as his kilt swirls around his legs. He frowns, a hand dragging through his tangled hair before he heads down the ramp with his shillelagh in hand. He slides under the ropes, looking at the three men in the ring confused before the mic is lifted. And the fans cut him off. "Say what now?"Shamus looks completely baffled, and the Faction is not amused. Then he lifts the mic, looking around before he spoke. "Say what now?"The fans roar back, eating it up. "Say what now?"Shamus blinks, then glances around as he ignores the irate threesome sharing the ring with him. "Say what now?"Then he turns looking at MJW, before he smiles widely. "Lad, I dunno what ye 'ave been drinkin'! But iffen ye hae a fookin' match on Monday, it means ye dun hae da night off!"The fans cheered, and Shamus nodded as MJW stared at him. "Ye must be damned thick iffen ye think dat, it says right 'ere on da bloody card that ye hae a match! And so I thinks maybe ye just cannae read, so I will read it to ye, aight?"The fans roared, and Shamus reached into his filthy vest to pull out a beer stained piece of paper which he unfolded before he held it up. Then he read slowly. "Da Main Event is Da Faction.Shamus halted, leaning forward to whisper to MJW. "Dat's ye and Croc iffen no one told ye that afore, lad. I know ye can be a little thick in da 'ead."The Ringmaster grabbed MJW, and Shamus continued. "Against me, Shamus and Joel Frost. He's a wee lad who likes to wear blue, and I think his ring music be about fookin' vampires."Shamus folded up the paper, tucking it away as he smiled broadly. "See, yer nae off on Monday! Ye hae a bloody match for the Tag Team Titles! And lad, we are gonna take 'em! I dunno 'bout anyone else in this fookin' company, but I am fed up with ye and da Faction! And this bloody fae fooker--"Shamus jabbed a finger at the Ringmaster, continuing. "And when I dun fookin' like something that means I aim to do somethin' 'bout it. I am tired o' ye all walkin' around like ye are all so high an' mighty! I am tired o' watching that bloody faerie and Max Jewel hit people wit' a stick, and think they are so fookin' great!"The fans cheered, and Shamus actually was starting to look downright angry. "Aye! An' I hae fookin' had it with Jake Seven stickin' his nose into e'eryone's business! An' at Revolution? I am gonna kick those fookin' perfect teeth o' yers right down yer bloody throat, lad! And then I will do the same to da Aussie Icon!"The Faction looked shocked, and the fans were cheering for Shamus as he looked out across them before glaring back at the Faction. "Ye need to stop worrying 'bout Donzig, an' start thinkin' bout other problems. Ye stand here and talk 'bout how ye pinned 'im? But let me ask ye somethin', MJW? How many of those wins did you really earn? 'Ow many of 'em can ye hold yer head up high 'bout? Or dun da ego hae any fookin' pride?"Shamus lowered the mic, waiting for an answer it seemed. |
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Post by "The EGO" MJW on Jun 18, 2008 9:01:51 GMT -5
MJ looks at Shamus with a look of pure disgust, before answering MJ walks over to the ring apron and summons a crew member, he talks into his ear and the crew member quickly jumps down and sprints to the back.
MJ then moves forward and lifts the mic
'The EGO' MJW
Let me start by making something very very clear...
...MJW does not have to earn anything! Normal people go through life having to earn the right to make themselves better, but MJW was born with the god given right to stand head and shoulders above people like you...
...and especially people like Donzig!
MJ stops for a moment and then looks over Shamus's shoulder, the crew member is sprinting back down with an object in his hand. he slides into the ring and Shamus looks ready to go but no attack takes place, the crew member simply hands MJ what is now clearly a can of deoderant spray. MJ flips off the cap and sprays the air all around Shamus, this gets down his throat and caused him to cough a little
'The EGO' MJW
There was no way in hell i could stand your stink for any length of time...
...you need a fucking bath!
Now, you can crack your pathetic catch phrases all day long, you can claim to be on the path to IWF gold, but you know as well as i do that the result at Revolution is already set in stone...
...your standing in the ring with the 2 greatest athletes in the world today, we are the best paid, best looking and best dressed in the business and we are the IWF Tag Team Champions for one reason and one reason only...
...no other team, past, future and present can come close to level that we are at...
...you Shamus are a joke, an ambarrasment and the only reason these people accept you is because they realise that as strange as it may seem, they are a higher class of human being than you are...
...you make them look good! and that, Shamus...is saying something!
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Post by Shamus on Jun 18, 2008 11:02:42 GMT -5
Shamus was quiet, then nodded before he brought up the mic again. "Dat's da fookin' problem, MJW never has earned anything. 'E's always had it handed to 'im, and never did anything for himself! Yer da', Reese, AJ, and now fookin' Croc! Ye are nothin' but a spoiled english brat!"
The fans roared, and Shamus fumed. "These fans dunnae back ye up, and ye turn on 'em! These fans quit cheerin' for ye because ye are a fookin' cheat and a liar, and ye donnae do nothin' but blame 'em fer yer crap! And yer failures, because ye and Croc cannae get da job done!"
The fans seemed to be backing the furious Shamus, and his eyes narrowed as he raked a hand through his wild hair before he jabbed a finger at MJW. "Ye walk around an' act like ye are so great, ye are better then e'eryone else! But at da end o' da day? Ye are just a wee boy screaming for da attention dat no one e'er gave ye! And ye are proud o' it!"
Shamus spat, finally batting away that can of deodorant before he roared. Saliva spraying as he raged. "Ye fookin' idiot, ye were one o' da few people dat Donzig e'er seemed to care 'bout! 'E respected ye, and ye pissed it away 'cause ye wanted his title, and couldnae win it clean! Do ye understand dat? Ye threw it all away for nothin', MJW! Just like ye are throwin' away those tag team Titles by thinkin' me and Frost cannae get da job done!"
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Post by "The EGO" MJW on Jun 18, 2008 13:12:27 GMT -5
in what could be considered a suprising turn of events, the fans are getting pumped about this heated situation between MJW and Shamus. Croc steps forward but MJ's mood has now turned a little serious and he gestures to his Faction buddy to let him handle it.
MJ steps forward, getting nose to nose with Shamus, seemingly forgetting about his concern over the smell
'The EGO' MJW
You getting a little too big for those dirty boots of yours pal!
Now take what im about to say as a friendly warning...
...i suggest you tuck your tail between your legs, turn around and fuck off out of my ring because im not joking about with you anymore!
You should not be out here, you should not be breathing my air and you cetainly should not be acting like you know me because son, you dont know shit!
Im your better and you need to realise that and back down otherwise MJW is going to have to put you down!
the situation has reached boiling point, MJ looks dead into Shamus's eyes, almost daring him to ignore the warning...
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Post by Shamus on Jun 18, 2008 22:47:05 GMT -5
Shamus cocked his head, and the tension was growing thick as his eyes never left MJW. And then his head snapped forward, and headbutted the Number One Contender as the fans exploded!
MJW fell, shaking his head in surprise as he started to get up. Shamus roared, lunging at the stunned and furious Croc with a big right! And the Aussie Icon dove back, and Shamus planted a big boot into MJW's gut before Croc grabbed him to pull him off. Shamus tried to shake him off, and the fans were cheering as MJW rose to his feet with a frown.
Shamus just snarled, shaking his head. "Aye! Aye! Fookin' hit me, show e'eryone how ye need Croc to fight yer damned battle for ye, ye son of a bitch! Do it!"
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Post by "The EGO" MJW on Jun 19, 2008 1:56:15 GMT -5
MJ looks around at the booing fans, Shamus struggles slightly with Croc who has his arms locked behind his back. Shamus is at the mercy of The Faction as MJW thinks about his next action...
...it looks like he is going to take the high road as he turns away, but suddenly he snaps back around and cracks Shamus with a hard right to his unprotected jaw...
...Croc releases the grip and Shamus stumbles to his knees...
...annoyed that Shamus is not on his back MJ lifts his foot and delivers a sick looking boot to the head, Shamus flops down to the canvas as the boos lift even higher...
...The Ringmaster steps in and starts shouting to get Shamus back to his feet so that MJW can deliver an 'Ego Trip'...
...Croc grabs a hand full of Shamus's hair in a bid to lift him up...
...will the Faction get to put him away or will someone come to his aid???
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Post by "The Aussie Icon" Croc on Jun 20, 2008 23:53:38 GMT -5
(Croc picks Shamus up by the hair. He is thrown the microphone by MJW and Croc glares at Shamus, who is still dazed from the vicious kick from MJW)
(CROC)
You are extremely lucky you hairy bastard.
(Croc shakes his head)
(CROC)
You may not think you’re that lucky right now after MJ just kicked you in the head, but if I could have understood one word you said to the Faction, I most likely would have taken offence to your slanderous slurs and kicked your head off myself.
(Croc shakes his head. Croc looks at MJ, before looking back at Shamus)
(CROC)
And we all know that no one gets up from the CrocKick!
(Croc releases Shamus’s hair and appears to be going for a CrocKick, but the dazed Shamus falls to the mat, obviously still feeling the effects of the sickening kick by MJ. The crowd boos as Croc stands over Shamus. Croc smirks and looks over at MJ)
(CROC)
You see MJ… My kicks are so powerful that I don’t even have to actually kick someone to knock them on their ass!
(More boos. MJ laughs and high fives Croc)
(CROC)
Now to all you morons in the back… Take a look at this hairy chump and take note. This is what happens when you take on the Faction… You end up embarrassed, ashamed and more importantly, knocked the f**k out!
(Croc laughs as he paces around the ring)
(CROC)
But there is one man who I really want to take note. Donzig…
(Loud cheers for the World Champion)
(CROC)
At International Incident, this pathetic lump in the middle of my ring may as well be you because there is no way that you will be walking out of International Incident as the World Champion. Not since Crazy Bill was pitted against me in a Sexiest Man in Wrestling competition has there been a greater mismatch. And just like Bill, you will be humiliated in defeat because there is no escape for you. You are fighting not only the #1 contender for the World Title but you are also going to be fighting the man who has all the power… Me!
(Loud boos)
(CROC)
As referee I have one agenda and that agenda is clear… To hand MJW the IWF World Championship belt and allow him to bring the title back to the Faction where it belongs. I don’t care what I have to do, trust me when I say that MJ WILL become the IWF World Champion at International Incident
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