Moo Moo Buckaroo....

[Breakfast Club: Sain]

("Don't You" plays over the arena. The fans are pretty quiet as "The Breakfast Club" come out onto the stage. Zach Powers and Justin Sain are wearing matching outfits similar to The Rockers. They slap hands with the fans as the slide into the ring. Sain gets a mic as the music fades.)


Justin Sain: I'd just like to take a minute and say: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

No, that's not right.... Oh yeah, get with the hero and lose that zero....

no no no. I think I'm going for: We are Ace! FER SURE!


(Justin Sane flashes a goofy grin as the fans cheer.)


Justin Sain: Don't you all know who we are? We are the fly boys of wrestlin. We are hippity hop....The Breakfast Club! And this Monday, we will give another tag team a few fresh ones. Cause they ain't as fly as us! We are frickin dudical people! Dudical!

We are, unlike those Cowboys from Hell. How do you get a cowboy from hell. That reminds me of a joke.

A gay guy walks into a bar. He is forced to sit in the back. Another hombre comes in and says he's so thirsty he'd suck the sweat off a cows package. The gay guy stands up and says:

Moo Moo Buckaroo!

WHOOOOO!


(Justin Sain grins again as fans cheer and laugh)


Justin Sain: But you know what's gonna be dope? The way we put down on these two guys next week.

We are both down with that dudes and dudettes.....



(Justin Sain hands the mic over to Zach Powers)

[powers]

'Well, let me tell you what, brotha!'

::Powers grinned, looking around from behind his mirrored shades before he turned back to Sain with hands on his hips.::

'These Cowboys from Heck are in for a rude awakening, because the Breakfast Club are the greatest tag team the world has ever seen! We are the Outsiders of this company, we are the Terminator! And we are oh, so Pretty in Pink! Can you feel me, dudes?'

::Sain clapped, and Powers placed a hand over his eyes to shade them as he looked around the crowd. Then he held up a finger, waving it as his other hand remained on his waist.::

'History beckons the Breakfast Club, and those Cowboys are in for a Red Dawn! Because mark my words, we will draw First Blood, dudes! These clowns are gonna need to a License to Drive Back to the Future because it will be No Holds Barred when we take down for--'

::Powers stopped, pulling off his shades.::

'Some Big Trouble in Little China!'