It's called TELEVISION for a reason! (Ringmaster)

[Mikkey w/ Max Jewel]

****The fans sit around the IWF arena as "Astonishing Panaorama of the End Times" plays. The fans begin to boo as Max Jewel steps out. He is wearing his tuxedo and carries his cane with the giant diamond handle. He points to the back as Mikkey walks out with the Television Title. The fans continue to boo the duo as they make their way to the ring. They climb in and Max Jewel pulls a mic from his inside coat pocket.****


Max Jewel:Listen up you redneck wankers!


****This causes a mass of anger from the fans. Max continues like they aren't even there.****


Max Jewel: The Astonishing Mikkey is NOT pleased! Not only does he have to work at the Pay-Per View. And he's even less happy about facing three other idiots that are either drunk, or only smart enough to come up with 3rd grader homosexual jokes.

Whoopdee flippin doo!


****Mikkey shoots a glance at Max jewel and puts his hand out for the mic. Max brushes him to the side.****


Max Jewel: Mikkey is the Television Champion around here. TELEVISION CHAMPION! It's called Television for a damned reason.

He's not the Television and PPV champion is he? NO! He is not! And he does not feel the need to entertain ANY of you on the 29th. International Incident will be Mikkey Free!


****The fans cheer the thought of Mikkey being Missing In Action at the PPV and not having to put up with him or Max Jewel. They applaud this notion****


Max Jewel:Cheer all you want that we won't be there. But think about this you jackasses.....

Without Mikkey and Max Jewel there, your stupid immature wrestling favorites like Shamus..... CAN'T WIN THE TITLE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


****Max Jewel's evil laugh strikes a nerve with all the fans as they get louder than usual. Mikkey even has to lean over the ropes to try and shut some of them up.****


Max Jewel: Hold on...hold on. Let me say I'm sorry for attacking SHamus. It's a shame I did that cause Jolene and Kid Kaos WON'T WIN THE TITLE EITHER!


***The fans boo again as Max Jewel and Mikkey both shoot each other a cocky, arrogant smirk on their faces. Max Jewel hands the mic over to Mikkey****


Mikkey:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE PERVERTS!


****THe fans boo as Mikkey lowers the mic and yells at a fan.****


Mikkey: Now, There is a message to Ringmaster that I need to say.

On June 29th, I will NOT be around. I am the fucking Television Champion....not a god damned PPV champion. So you are shit out of luck buddy boy. And so are all of you worthless pieces of scummy shit!


****The fans boo as Mikkey points one of them out. He exits the ring.****


Mikkey: I'm sick of you and your mouth boy...


****Mikkey gets in the fans face and shoves him to the floor. Other fans try to catch him but aren't quick enough. The fan falls as Mikkey grins and gets back in the ring as a cup of soda flies right past him. Soon, a hot dog wrapper, followed by some other garbage.****


Max Jewel: So, Ringmaster.....Why not bring yourself out here and let these fans know that your TELEVISION champion WON'T BE AT INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT!!


****Trash and curse words are going all around the arena towards Mikkey and Max as they await the arrival of the IWF CEO.****

[Charles Windsor]

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LIVE FOREVER hits and the fans are unsure how to react, so they go with what comes natural and boo the hell out of the Owner of the IWF as he walks out onto the stage. He has a mic in hand and stops at the top
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So Mikkey, your claiming that as the TV champion, you should not be defending your belt at a PPV?


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Mikkey and Max nod there heads
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I guess that could make sense, but unfortunately for you The Ringmaster is on a high level when it comes to intelligence, and the fact is, is that when people sit at home and watch the IWF, whether it be Revolution or a PPV, they watch it on a god damn TV, so technically Mikkey, even if there is only one person sitting on their arse watching the TV and tuning into an IWF event then you should be defending!


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this actually gets a pop from the fans as Mikkey starts to protest to Max who looks set to react, but The Ringmaster is not finished
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Now we all know that you want nothing more than to be official 'Faction' members, because right now your simply a couple of followers who need to start impressing the only person that matters around here, ME.

You see The Ringmaster is getting a little sick and tired of this bull attitude with employees thinking they can make their own rules, well they cant!

There is one point of power in the IWF, the buck stops with one man and you all answer to one god, and thats THE RINGMASTER!

So Mikkey, i suggest you shut your mouth and actually start making a good impression in that ring with your wrestling


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Max lifts the mic, but the Ringmaster still is not finished
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And if you sont like it, i can always relieve you of the stress and strip you of the belt!


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its clear the RM is now done as he lowers the mic, he points down at Mikkey and Max before turning away, looking to leave
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[Kid Kaos]

Stricken boom through the arena without warning. Max Jewel can be seen in the ring swearing as Kid Kaos steps out on stage. He glances towards RingMaster and gives him a nod with a sneer. As his music cuts he raises a mic to his mouth

Kaos: "Mikkey I don't give a damn what you feel like doing or not doing. At the PPV you will lose the title to me!"

The fans cheer at the thought of Mikkey losing the title as Kaos raises a finger towards Mikkey

Kaos: "You see Mikester old RM here has a point. It doesn't matter where or when it happens, we are always on tv. We can be in the ring, in the crowd, in the parklot or the fucking middle of London as long as there is a camera, you will defend your title and I will kick your dick loving ass!"

Kaos lets loose his nearly trademark smirk as he starts to turn towards the entrance.

Kaos: "So you better work out, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, hell you better start taking fucking streoids, cause your gonna need every damn bit of it to stay in the ring with me. And of course you know in the end, you will be bloody and beaten in the ring while I become the new TV champ!"

Stricken hits as Kid Kaos throws up a middle finger towards Mikkey and Max Jewel. With that he turns and heads back out of the arena.