Post by donzig on Jun 23, 2008 20:08:07 GMT -5
The fans cheer as an explosion of pyroes hits, and the flames and flares crackle across the stage. And then we're in the back.
Backstage, Yeh Ren tells Kagrra he wants her to stay backstage for his match. She tells him there’s no way, but he says he doesn’t want her anywhere near John Gone when he can help it. She argues, but Yeh Ren says he won’t budge. Under protest, she agrees to stay backstage.
Back at ringside the fans boo as Team Jobber heads for the ring. Kodiak Jones is announced as the team leader, because he was the man who beat Anthony Jordan.
And Jake Seven shrugs at the band of jobbers, then smirks as Team USCW heads for the ring to Evenflow.
Kaos looks to start the match against Johnny London, and the fans cheer as the USCW alumni easily gets the upperhand on the resident jobber. He throws him into the ropes, planting him with a huge scoop slam on the rebound before he nails a leg drop.
He makes the pin, but Seven shrugs refusing to count the pin. Kaos yells at him, getting in Seven's face before Seven threatens to DQ him. And when Kaos turns around he is grabbed by Fats and slammed hard into the mat before being dragged back to his feet.
The big man throws him hard into the ropes, catching him with a ring shaking Spinebuster on the return! Then Fats hit the ropes, splashing down on Kaos as the fans booed.
Fats grinned, making the cover to be greeted with a fast count! The fans booed, and AJ broke the count by stomping on Fat's head. Then Kodiak Jones hit the ring, chopping away at the Role Model before he caught him with a suplex! The fans booed, and Jones slid to the outside to drag Jordan out behind him with a shrug from Seven.
Meanwhile London, the Skinhead, and Fats were working over Kid Kaos! Cross yells into his mic, stating that Seven is not keeping control of this match! And Ventura laughs, stating that Seven is.
AJ has managed to get control of Kodiak Jones, whipping him into the ring barrier before dropping him with a DDT to the cement. Then he rolls back inside, pulling London and Skinhead away from Kaos with a few wild punches. Then Seven grabbed the Role Model, shoving him towards the ropes.
AJ stared at him, and then shoved Seven which caused Seven to eject him from the match! AJ stared at him, and Seven again pointed at the back as the fans booed. Then the Ringmaster emerged from the back, smirking as he told AJ to get in the back or risk being the arena janitor!
Cross yelled this was a set up, and Ventura mocked AJ as he headed for the back. Kaos was on his own now, being worked over by the jobbers!
Ventura laughed, commenting that Team Jobber's mystery partner had arrived. And down the ramp stalked the Samoan Colossus, PJay! He looked around wildly, his face streaked in lurid designs of marker, hair spiked up wildly with what looked like icing! And his mouth hung a dead fish as he lunged at the fans with a confused look.
Team Jobber cheered, grinning as Kaos rose to his feet holding his ribs as PJay slid into the ring. He started for Kaos and then without warning, he leveled with the grinning Fats with a huge clothesline! The place exploded, and then he headbutted Kodiak Jones, fish still in his mouth as he stalked back and forth shaking his head.
Kaos gaped, then spun around to hammer at the shocked Skinhead! Johnny London was caught with a big boot, and Seven grabbed at Pjay trying to pull him off and pointing at Kaos! But the big retarded Samoan just tore the fish from his mouth, slapping it across Seven's head and face with an explosion of fish parts!
Seven sprawled on the mat, and PJay stood over him slapping his stomach and chest howling in mad glee! And AJ appeared on the stage, grinning wildly as Kaos headed for the ramp.
'Jake Seven, never underestimate the fan base of the Funisher!'
Seven looked around confused as he rolled over, and AJ flashed him a goofy grin as PJay nodded down at him before he roamed off after the Role Model.
We then hit commercial.
And we return to a foaming Seven, who is demanding that the Ringmaster do something! Ringmaster looks up, frowning. 'You mean to tell me that you blew this because of a retarded Samoan?'
Seven blinked, then yelled. 'Mentally Challenged people have no place in TV! Let alone our society, that man should be institutionalized! He ruined my plan to destroy AJ before Sunday!'
The Ringmaster leaned forward, shaking his head. 'You're right, but if anything like that happens at International Incident? Being hit with a raw fish will be the last of your problems, I want AJ dealt with and you will get it done!'
The Ringmaster paused. 'Or be done.'
Then we're back at ringside, and the fans cheer as Pantera's Cowboys from Hell hits, and the CFH heads for the ring led by a gorgeous blonde.
They climb inside, cockily posing before they sweep off their entrance gear as Simple Minds fills the arena. And the one and only Breakfast Club is running for the ring. The blonde gets out of the way as the smaller members of the BC attack the much bigger CFH!
The Breakfast Club gets thrown into the ropes, dropped with a full away slam from the larger CFH before the other one ran at the ropes to slam Sain head first into the turnbuckle! The fans booed, and Sain was thrown into the ropes!
He dove aside of the splash though, dropkicking the man in the knee! He fell, and sagged against the turnbuckle before falling around a sudden blur of kicks! And then Sain ran backwards, charging forward to catch him with a bronco buster!
The place exploded, and as the big man from CFH went to help his partner? He was grabbed by Powers, and rolled up in a small package! The fans exploded, cheering and roaring as the ref counted the pin!
The fans ate it up, and the Breakfast Club celebrated as they retreated up the ramp as the Cowboys stared in disbelief.
We cut to the back, where a bleeding PJay stumbles around before Jake Seven grabs him to slam his head against the wall with a scream. He drives a few knees into his side, before throwing him against some crates.
PJay starts to fall, but his hands are grabbed by Kodiak Jones and Fats who hold up him up as Seven jerks his head back to scream at him. 'You! You ruined my match! You made me look like a fool!'
Seven slapped him, fuming before he spun to grab a chair from before crashing it across PJay's head. PJay sagged, blood gushing before he lifted the chair again to crack it over his head! PJay dropped like a rock, throwing the chair.
Then he leaned down, grabbing him to scream. 'No one! No one will stop me from getting rid of AJ! Especially not a fucking retard like you! Funish that!'
Seven stormed off, and the EMTs ran back to check on the battered PJay.
“F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X.” hits the arena as Yeh Ren makes his way to the ring, getting cheered louder than before. He rolls into the ring and stands dead center, staring daggers at the entrance waiting for Gone. Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand” gongs out over the PA system to signal John Gone’s arrival. He walks, almost a saunter, down to the ring. He casually climbs in and faces Yeh Ren. He takes a look around ringside, then smiles at Yeh Ren before leaving the ring as casually as he entered. Yeh Ren looks in confusion from Gone to the referee and back to Gone. He looks around ringside before his eyes go wide with realization. Gone is halfway up the ramp before Yeh Ren realizes he’s going to Kagrra. In an instant, Yeh Ren springs off of the top rope and dives at Gone. They brawl intensely up the ramp and end up behind the gorilla position as the ref throws the match out.
And we're at commercial.
Backstage, Yeh Ren tells Kagrra he wants her to stay backstage for his match. She tells him there’s no way, but he says he doesn’t want her anywhere near John Gone when he can help it. She argues, but Yeh Ren says he won’t budge. Under protest, she agrees to stay backstage.
Back at ringside the fans boo as Team Jobber heads for the ring. Kodiak Jones is announced as the team leader, because he was the man who beat Anthony Jordan.
And Jake Seven shrugs at the band of jobbers, then smirks as Team USCW heads for the ring to Evenflow.
Kaos looks to start the match against Johnny London, and the fans cheer as the USCW alumni easily gets the upperhand on the resident jobber. He throws him into the ropes, planting him with a huge scoop slam on the rebound before he nails a leg drop.
He makes the pin, but Seven shrugs refusing to count the pin. Kaos yells at him, getting in Seven's face before Seven threatens to DQ him. And when Kaos turns around he is grabbed by Fats and slammed hard into the mat before being dragged back to his feet.
The big man throws him hard into the ropes, catching him with a ring shaking Spinebuster on the return! Then Fats hit the ropes, splashing down on Kaos as the fans booed.
Fats grinned, making the cover to be greeted with a fast count! The fans booed, and AJ broke the count by stomping on Fat's head. Then Kodiak Jones hit the ring, chopping away at the Role Model before he caught him with a suplex! The fans booed, and Jones slid to the outside to drag Jordan out behind him with a shrug from Seven.
Meanwhile London, the Skinhead, and Fats were working over Kid Kaos! Cross yells into his mic, stating that Seven is not keeping control of this match! And Ventura laughs, stating that Seven is.
AJ has managed to get control of Kodiak Jones, whipping him into the ring barrier before dropping him with a DDT to the cement. Then he rolls back inside, pulling London and Skinhead away from Kaos with a few wild punches. Then Seven grabbed the Role Model, shoving him towards the ropes.
AJ stared at him, and then shoved Seven which caused Seven to eject him from the match! AJ stared at him, and Seven again pointed at the back as the fans booed. Then the Ringmaster emerged from the back, smirking as he told AJ to get in the back or risk being the arena janitor!
Cross yelled this was a set up, and Ventura mocked AJ as he headed for the back. Kaos was on his own now, being worked over by the jobbers!
Ventura laughed, commenting that Team Jobber's mystery partner had arrived. And down the ramp stalked the Samoan Colossus, PJay! He looked around wildly, his face streaked in lurid designs of marker, hair spiked up wildly with what looked like icing! And his mouth hung a dead fish as he lunged at the fans with a confused look.
Team Jobber cheered, grinning as Kaos rose to his feet holding his ribs as PJay slid into the ring. He started for Kaos and then without warning, he leveled with the grinning Fats with a huge clothesline! The place exploded, and then he headbutted Kodiak Jones, fish still in his mouth as he stalked back and forth shaking his head.
Kaos gaped, then spun around to hammer at the shocked Skinhead! Johnny London was caught with a big boot, and Seven grabbed at Pjay trying to pull him off and pointing at Kaos! But the big retarded Samoan just tore the fish from his mouth, slapping it across Seven's head and face with an explosion of fish parts!
Seven sprawled on the mat, and PJay stood over him slapping his stomach and chest howling in mad glee! And AJ appeared on the stage, grinning wildly as Kaos headed for the ramp.
'Jake Seven, never underestimate the fan base of the Funisher!'
Seven looked around confused as he rolled over, and AJ flashed him a goofy grin as PJay nodded down at him before he roamed off after the Role Model.
We then hit commercial.
And we return to a foaming Seven, who is demanding that the Ringmaster do something! Ringmaster looks up, frowning. 'You mean to tell me that you blew this because of a retarded Samoan?'
Seven blinked, then yelled. 'Mentally Challenged people have no place in TV! Let alone our society, that man should be institutionalized! He ruined my plan to destroy AJ before Sunday!'
The Ringmaster leaned forward, shaking his head. 'You're right, but if anything like that happens at International Incident? Being hit with a raw fish will be the last of your problems, I want AJ dealt with and you will get it done!'
The Ringmaster paused. 'Or be done.'
Then we're back at ringside, and the fans cheer as Pantera's Cowboys from Hell hits, and the CFH heads for the ring led by a gorgeous blonde.
They climb inside, cockily posing before they sweep off their entrance gear as Simple Minds fills the arena. And the one and only Breakfast Club is running for the ring. The blonde gets out of the way as the smaller members of the BC attack the much bigger CFH!
The Breakfast Club gets thrown into the ropes, dropped with a full away slam from the larger CFH before the other one ran at the ropes to slam Sain head first into the turnbuckle! The fans booed, and Sain was thrown into the ropes!
He dove aside of the splash though, dropkicking the man in the knee! He fell, and sagged against the turnbuckle before falling around a sudden blur of kicks! And then Sain ran backwards, charging forward to catch him with a bronco buster!
The place exploded, and as the big man from CFH went to help his partner? He was grabbed by Powers, and rolled up in a small package! The fans exploded, cheering and roaring as the ref counted the pin!
The fans ate it up, and the Breakfast Club celebrated as they retreated up the ramp as the Cowboys stared in disbelief.
We cut to the back, where a bleeding PJay stumbles around before Jake Seven grabs him to slam his head against the wall with a scream. He drives a few knees into his side, before throwing him against some crates.
PJay starts to fall, but his hands are grabbed by Kodiak Jones and Fats who hold up him up as Seven jerks his head back to scream at him. 'You! You ruined my match! You made me look like a fool!'
Seven slapped him, fuming before he spun to grab a chair from before crashing it across PJay's head. PJay sagged, blood gushing before he lifted the chair again to crack it over his head! PJay dropped like a rock, throwing the chair.
Then he leaned down, grabbing him to scream. 'No one! No one will stop me from getting rid of AJ! Especially not a fucking retard like you! Funish that!'
Seven stormed off, and the EMTs ran back to check on the battered PJay.
“F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X.” hits the arena as Yeh Ren makes his way to the ring, getting cheered louder than before. He rolls into the ring and stands dead center, staring daggers at the entrance waiting for Gone. Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand” gongs out over the PA system to signal John Gone’s arrival. He walks, almost a saunter, down to the ring. He casually climbs in and faces Yeh Ren. He takes a look around ringside, then smiles at Yeh Ren before leaving the ring as casually as he entered. Yeh Ren looks in confusion from Gone to the referee and back to Gone. He looks around ringside before his eyes go wide with realization. Gone is halfway up the ramp before Yeh Ren realizes he’s going to Kagrra. In an instant, Yeh Ren springs off of the top rope and dives at Gone. They brawl intensely up the ramp and end up behind the gorilla position as the ref throws the match out.
And we're at commercial.