Post by Jake Seven on Jun 24, 2008 0:35:12 GMT -5
This weeks events surely have been intriguing. Anthony Jordan is convinced something is alive, five years after it's death. And Jake Seven is delving into narcotics. The Sin City Superstar finds himself dealing with a very sensitive subject, that if played wrong would result in immediate jail time. Anthony Jordan is trying to infiltrate into his opponents camp before the two meet in singles action at International Incident. Ringmaster has made it clear that Jake Seven best win his match, or else. We catch up with Jake Seven backstage, face to face with none other than his nemesis, Anthony Jordan...
[Jake Seven:] I know we do not get along. I know we have different ideas on current life experiences. But I know that deep down, we both share a love for something Mr. Tony. I know that both of our last name's end in "N". You know what other word ends in "N"? Champion. You're a multiple time World Champion, once because I let you be. And me, I'm a former Television Champion, a championship I never lost. We can dance around past accolades all we want, but in the end it does nothing. I'm looking to the future worthy adversary.
Seven places his head over his eyes, as if he's looking toward the horizon. While in his moment, he picks up a blunt and inhales a hit, bringing a smile to his face. Enjoying the moment he offers some to AJ, who doesn't say a world. Instead, giving a judging stare to Seven.
[Jake Seven:] This match has a lot riding on it. I could be the future General Manager of the IWF. You can restore your dignity by finally defeating me, and notching a moral victory against The Faction. Luckily for you, I have a plan. Yes I propose we strike a deal. A deal that can benefit both of us in the end of the night. Maybe it's the pot, but I feel like this idea. Yeah, it really is a good idea. Between the two of us, I do not think The Ringmaster is a well man. IWF needs a new direction. And with your help, I can make this new world a reality.
Seven nods, liking this unstated idea. He takes another drag and offers some to AJ, who remains smug.
[Jake Seven:] All you need to do, is lay down. You just let me win this little match we have here, and I promise you mein frau, that your life will never be the same. As General Manager I will make weed legal through out the company. I will publicize it. I will make sure that before every show, all of our employees are high. You see, marijuana changes a lot of things about a person while under the influence. It changes you. Makes you believe things you never thought possible. But it does not impair you like alcohol would. Now, since I'm a nice guy I'm going to share some of this with you. But only because I like you. If you let me win, I can give you a lot more where this came from. And more after that. I'm really under the impression it grows on trees or something. What do you say AJ? Want some of this high quality grass? Have yourself a little, puff puff pass?
Seven looks around where they are standing. No other people are around. Seven reaches in his pocket and holds out a baggy of pot. Anthony Jordan doesn't look interested.
[Jake Seven:] This is Grade A shit man. High quality. It doesn't even cause health problems. Kids will still look up to you. You can still be a Role Model and smoke pot. There are many celebrities out there who smoke pot. You ever watch a Tim Burton movie? I'm sure you have. He's a stoner for sure. The Beatles and Rolling Stones used pot, and they've raked in huge fan bases! Why? Because smoking pot is cool. Look at me, I'm cool. I mean, if you don't want to be as cool as me that's fine.
Suddenly both men are drawn apart by former CWA World and British Champion Jonas Lee. He looks down at the burning blunt in Jake Seven's hand, and back up to Jake Seven.
Jonas Lee: Dayyyyyuuuuum... Dats not cool. Ass pony!
Jonas Lee walks away, acting disgusted. Seven turns his attention back to Anthony Jordan.
[Jake Seven:] Do you see his afro? Clearly a stoner. And he's been more successful than you the last three years. That's got to count for something. It's not his dashing good looks AJ. It's because he wraps Gods greatest creation up into these fine papers, and brings it to a fine light. I know you're a religious person, you don't want to disappoint your God do you? He created all men in his image, and he created the cannabis in my very hand. I know you're a religious person, you don't want to disappoint your God do you? Even Jesus himself used marijuana. And that guy is pretty fucking cool. Dude can walk on water.
Seven smiles and nods.
[Jake Seven:] So so we have a deal? I think it's pretty fair.
Anthony Jordan: What are you talking about, and who is Anthony Jordan?
[Jake Seven:] What?
The camera pulls back to show Jake Seven in his car at a toll booth.
[Jake Seven:] Oh dude, this shit is amazing!
Toll Booth Worker: Yeah, you've been parked here for about an hour talking to me. You need help. There's a line of traffic behind you.
[Jake Seven:] No, a few minutes ago I was talking to Anthony Jordan. I wonder if I can seriously teleport through space and time? THIS IS AWESOME! I wonder if I can walk on water....am I a super hero?
With that Seven rolls up his window, and drives away into the sun set, thinking about his apparent new found abilities. [/color]
[Jake Seven:] I know we do not get along. I know we have different ideas on current life experiences. But I know that deep down, we both share a love for something Mr. Tony. I know that both of our last name's end in "N". You know what other word ends in "N"? Champion. You're a multiple time World Champion, once because I let you be. And me, I'm a former Television Champion, a championship I never lost. We can dance around past accolades all we want, but in the end it does nothing. I'm looking to the future worthy adversary.
Seven places his head over his eyes, as if he's looking toward the horizon. While in his moment, he picks up a blunt and inhales a hit, bringing a smile to his face. Enjoying the moment he offers some to AJ, who doesn't say a world. Instead, giving a judging stare to Seven.
[Jake Seven:] This match has a lot riding on it. I could be the future General Manager of the IWF. You can restore your dignity by finally defeating me, and notching a moral victory against The Faction. Luckily for you, I have a plan. Yes I propose we strike a deal. A deal that can benefit both of us in the end of the night. Maybe it's the pot, but I feel like this idea. Yeah, it really is a good idea. Between the two of us, I do not think The Ringmaster is a well man. IWF needs a new direction. And with your help, I can make this new world a reality.
Seven nods, liking this unstated idea. He takes another drag and offers some to AJ, who remains smug.
[Jake Seven:] All you need to do, is lay down. You just let me win this little match we have here, and I promise you mein frau, that your life will never be the same. As General Manager I will make weed legal through out the company. I will publicize it. I will make sure that before every show, all of our employees are high. You see, marijuana changes a lot of things about a person while under the influence. It changes you. Makes you believe things you never thought possible. But it does not impair you like alcohol would. Now, since I'm a nice guy I'm going to share some of this with you. But only because I like you. If you let me win, I can give you a lot more where this came from. And more after that. I'm really under the impression it grows on trees or something. What do you say AJ? Want some of this high quality grass? Have yourself a little, puff puff pass?
Seven looks around where they are standing. No other people are around. Seven reaches in his pocket and holds out a baggy of pot. Anthony Jordan doesn't look interested.
[Jake Seven:] This is Grade A shit man. High quality. It doesn't even cause health problems. Kids will still look up to you. You can still be a Role Model and smoke pot. There are many celebrities out there who smoke pot. You ever watch a Tim Burton movie? I'm sure you have. He's a stoner for sure. The Beatles and Rolling Stones used pot, and they've raked in huge fan bases! Why? Because smoking pot is cool. Look at me, I'm cool. I mean, if you don't want to be as cool as me that's fine.
Suddenly both men are drawn apart by former CWA World and British Champion Jonas Lee. He looks down at the burning blunt in Jake Seven's hand, and back up to Jake Seven.
Jonas Lee: Dayyyyyuuuuum... Dats not cool. Ass pony!
Jonas Lee walks away, acting disgusted. Seven turns his attention back to Anthony Jordan.
[Jake Seven:] Do you see his afro? Clearly a stoner. And he's been more successful than you the last three years. That's got to count for something. It's not his dashing good looks AJ. It's because he wraps Gods greatest creation up into these fine papers, and brings it to a fine light. I know you're a religious person, you don't want to disappoint your God do you? He created all men in his image, and he created the cannabis in my very hand. I know you're a religious person, you don't want to disappoint your God do you? Even Jesus himself used marijuana. And that guy is pretty fucking cool. Dude can walk on water.
Seven smiles and nods.
[Jake Seven:] So so we have a deal? I think it's pretty fair.
Anthony Jordan: What are you talking about, and who is Anthony Jordan?
[Jake Seven:] What?
The camera pulls back to show Jake Seven in his car at a toll booth.
[Jake Seven:] Oh dude, this shit is amazing!
Toll Booth Worker: Yeah, you've been parked here for about an hour talking to me. You need help. There's a line of traffic behind you.
[Jake Seven:] No, a few minutes ago I was talking to Anthony Jordan. I wonder if I can seriously teleport through space and time? THIS IS AWESOME! I wonder if I can walk on water....am I a super hero?
With that Seven rolls up his window, and drives away into the sun set, thinking about his apparent new found abilities. [/color]
