Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on Jul 2, 2008 11:39:48 GMT -5
(I'm not gonna lay down and let some jobber take my title)
*****The scene opens as you see Mikkey and Max Jewel backstage. Mikkey is wearing the IWF Television Championship on his waist. You can hear the fans booing as Max Jewel stares into the camera*****
Max Jewel: Listen up! The IWF board of directors had a meeting a few days ago. They had a meeting about the Television Championship. After weeks of a drunken irish bastard running around here, they decided to take care of business. After threats about turning the greatest title in the IWF, into a beer holder....the board decided to make the smart move.
*****Max Jewel reaches over and smacks the back of his hand against the TV Title a few quick times.*****
Max Jewel: You see, the smart move was to put the Television title back on Mikkey. They had no choice! They realised that if they wanted a real champion, then they needed the title back on The Astonishing Mikkey. After all, that waste of a human you call Donzig can't do it!
*****You can hear the fans boo as Max and Mikkey look at each other and grin. Max directs himself back to the camera.****
Max Jewel: Not only did they get rid of that dirty, filthy mick....they also got rid of that dirty, filthy, rude, no good son of a bitch....Donzig.
*****A Donzig chant can be heard but it is ignored by Max*****
Max Jewel: There is an open for the World Title that Mikkey will NOT be a part of. You see, the champion makes the title...and that means the TV Title is the most astonishing title held by the most astonishing wrestler the IWF will ever see. And Johnny London will feel exactly how astonishing Mikkey is! However, if Mikkey can have the chance to eliminate that USCW Asshole Jordan, then he will participate in your open. And when that happens, you will ALL bow to Mikkey....
*****THe fans boo as Mikkey takes the mic*****
Mikkey: First things first, This Monday, I have Johnny "fucking" London in a last man standing match. Certainly not my first one of those. But, after years of Johnny losing, losing, losing...and then losing some more, he will lose once again. I don't care who the hell he thinks he is and I don't care if all of you think he'll win cause you support him...
OOOOO, I support Johnny...OOOOOO I love Johnny....OOOOO He'll win just cause I cheer for him.
Bullshit! You are all insignificant, peons.
*****THe fans boo as Max Jewel chuckles and nods in agreeance.****
Mikkey: It doesn't matter what you say think or do. It doesn't matter who you cheer. It just doesn't matter if you even live or die. No one cares..... and Johnny London.... You are fucking finished
*****Mikkey and Max Jewel look at the camera and laugh as the scene cuts to black while you can still hear fans booing.*****
*****The scene opens as you see Mikkey and Max Jewel backstage. Mikkey is wearing the IWF Television Championship on his waist. You can hear the fans booing as Max Jewel stares into the camera*****
Max Jewel: Listen up! The IWF board of directors had a meeting a few days ago. They had a meeting about the Television Championship. After weeks of a drunken irish bastard running around here, they decided to take care of business. After threats about turning the greatest title in the IWF, into a beer holder....the board decided to make the smart move.
*****Max Jewel reaches over and smacks the back of his hand against the TV Title a few quick times.*****
Max Jewel: You see, the smart move was to put the Television title back on Mikkey. They had no choice! They realised that if they wanted a real champion, then they needed the title back on The Astonishing Mikkey. After all, that waste of a human you call Donzig can't do it!
*****You can hear the fans boo as Max and Mikkey look at each other and grin. Max directs himself back to the camera.****
Max Jewel: Not only did they get rid of that dirty, filthy mick....they also got rid of that dirty, filthy, rude, no good son of a bitch....Donzig.
*****A Donzig chant can be heard but it is ignored by Max*****
Max Jewel: There is an open for the World Title that Mikkey will NOT be a part of. You see, the champion makes the title...and that means the TV Title is the most astonishing title held by the most astonishing wrestler the IWF will ever see. And Johnny London will feel exactly how astonishing Mikkey is! However, if Mikkey can have the chance to eliminate that USCW Asshole Jordan, then he will participate in your open. And when that happens, you will ALL bow to Mikkey....
*****THe fans boo as Mikkey takes the mic*****
Mikkey: First things first, This Monday, I have Johnny "fucking" London in a last man standing match. Certainly not my first one of those. But, after years of Johnny losing, losing, losing...and then losing some more, he will lose once again. I don't care who the hell he thinks he is and I don't care if all of you think he'll win cause you support him...
OOOOO, I support Johnny...OOOOOO I love Johnny....OOOOO He'll win just cause I cheer for him.
Bullshit! You are all insignificant, peons.
*****THe fans boo as Max Jewel chuckles and nods in agreeance.****
Mikkey: It doesn't matter what you say think or do. It doesn't matter who you cheer. It just doesn't matter if you even live or die. No one cares..... and Johnny London.... You are fucking finished
*****Mikkey and Max Jewel look at the camera and laugh as the scene cuts to black while you can still hear fans booing.*****