Modeling

[Anthony Jordan]

*The scene opens up with "The Role Model" standing in front of a a mirror in the USCW locker room. He turns sideways and steps to the side of the mirror before walking in front of it and turning toward it.*

Jordan: "Why, yes, I am Anthony Jordan: one-half of the IWF Tag Team Champions!"

*Jordan gives his goofy grin.*

Jordan: "World Title? Yeah, I got that at Battle of Britain! Really? Who is to stand in my way?"

*Jordan frowns at the mirror.*

Jordan: "Kaos wants the Television Title. After he beats Croc, he will lay down for me in the semifinals."

*Jordan now turns around to stand akimbo in front of the mirror.*

Jordan: "Of course he will! What is best for Team USCW is me with the World Title. I have been wrestling since USCW closed. I have been carrying the banner. He would not swoop in and steal my thunder. I know him better than that."

*Jordan shakes his head and looks down at the invisible title around his waist.*

Jordan: "Looks good, though."

*"The Role Model" then looks up and clears his throat.*

Jordan: "YOUR Tag Team Champion...no."

*He shakes his head.*

Jordan: "Your TAG TEAM Champion...ehh, that is no good, either."

*He scratches his shin and tries again.*

Jordan: "Your Tag Team CHAMPION...meh, still lacking something. I guess that is why I am a wrestler and not an announcer."

*At about that time, Kid Kaos walks in.*

Kaos: "What are you doing?"

Jordan: "Practicing to be one-half of the IWF Tag Team Champions. You know? That title match we got on Monday that you seemed to have forgotten about,"

*Jordan then mumbles to himself.*

Jordan: "Just like your Television Title match."

Kaos: "What was that?"

Jordan: "Nothing."

*Kaos glares at Jordan, but shrugs and moves out of the camera's view.*

Jordan: "Quit ruining my vibe, boy! I am getting my modeling on!"

*Jordan gives the vaunted Croc wink and point at the mirror.*

Jordan: "Yeah, I wear both Tag Team belts! I am winning them by myself."

*Jordan glares off-screen as we fade to black.*