Post by "The Aussie Icon" Croc on Jul 4, 2008 15:26:30 GMT -5
(The scene opens up with a video promoting the upcoming IWF Revolution main event featuring the tag team championship match between The Faction and Team USCW. As the video ends, “Breakstuff” by Limp Bizkit hits and the crowd erupts with loud boos as the tag team champions make their way out onto the stage)
(CROSS)
Well these two men have a tough test this upcoming Monday. Team USCW has been on a real roll as of late.
(VENTURA)
Please Cross… Croc and MJ are far beyond the talent level of the greatest wrestlers to ever step foot in a ring. The substandard talent of Team USCW is not even going to be a problem for them.
(Croc and MJW strut down the ramp with the tag team titles perched perfectly on their shoulders. They insult and spit at the ringside fans who are verbally showing their disgust for the tag team champions, feelings that appear to be mutual on the part of the champs. Croc and MJ step into the ring and Croc immediately and promptly receives a microphone)
(CROC)
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls…
(It appears no matter what Croc would have opened with; he was going to be booed)
(CROC)
Rumour has it that the IWF tag team championship belts are going to be changing hands REAL soon.
(Loud pop. MJW rolls his eyes and Croc simply shakes his head)
(CROC)
Don’t think so.
(Croc’s smugness antagonises the crowd)
(CROC)
The fact of the matter is that these tag team title belts are going to be well and truly staying put. Team USCW is not in our league and that is a god damn fact.
(Crowd boos)
(CROC)
Earlier this week we had Anthony Jordan up to his old tricks… Coming out to the ring and shamelessly self promoting himself. But something he did say that caught my ear was that he would have been intimidated of the Faction back in 2005, but in 2008, it was all USCW!
(Croc laughs and MJW chuckles to himself. Croc looks at MJW and shakes his head)
(CROC)
2005 was when Anthony Jordan actually hit his peak. He managed to raise himself up to become a mid card champion, an over glorified champion at that. In 2008, Anthony Jordan is where he well and truly belongs and that is as the permanent curtain jerker. Why he and his male partner Kaos have managed to weasel themselves a tag team championship match against the might and power of the Faction is well and truly beyond me.
(Croc points at MJW and himself)
(CROC)
Just look at us… We have the man who SHOULD be the IWF World Heavyweight Champion…
(MJW smirks and nods his head pretending to accept the applause of the crowd)
(CROC)
And we also have MJW!
(MJW’s expression changes after realising Croc was saying that Croc should be the World Champion)
(CROC)
As individuals we are great…
(Croc is interrupted when MJW taps him on the shoulder)
(MJW)
Excuse me Croc but I thought you said you should be the IWF World Champion?
(Croc shrugs his shoulders)
(CROC)
Well good of you to agree with me.
(Croc turns back to the crowd but MJW taps him on the shoulder again)
(MJW)
Hang on a second. We both know that I was screwed out of the title at International Incident. I should be standing right here today as the champion.
(CROC) [/b]
That is 100% correct. You were screwed at International Incident and you should be standing here as champion.
(MJW nods and appears happy with Croc’s answer)
(CROC)
However, I was screwed at Revolution and Payback, therefore I should have been the champion going into International Incident and because you are apart of my team, Ringmaster would have never made the match between you and I, and seeing as I am the greatest here in the IWF, I would no doubt have defeated whoever I faced at International Incident… Therefore I should be standing here as champion!
(MJW looks at Croc and goes to rebut, but Croc stops him)
(CROC)
Whether you agree with me or you don’t… The fact is I am right and what also is right is the fact that we are the greatest tag team champions of all time.
(MJW still seems pissed about Croc’s thinking but does not interrupt Croc further)
(CROC)
Jordan, you and I have had quite a history. We have gone at it many a time but when championships are on the line, or championship shots are on the line, I have ALWAYS managed to defeat me. The fact is the only time you have been able to prove yourself against me was only due to the distraction of my slut of an ex-girlfriend.
(Croc smirks)
(CROC)
So why do you think you can beat me again? Because you have a great, new tag team partner? Unlikely… Kid Kaos is about as useful as a hot chick on her period.
(MJW smirks at Croc’s analogy)
(CROC)
When you have a team where Anthony is the strongest link… Well…
(Croc simply shakes his head)
(CROC)
That is like having a team where the strongest link is a one legged retarded, mong of a human being and putting that team up against 2 true thoroughbreds of the industry. The fact is Team USCW’s strongest link is shaky at best and the Faction is simply concrete strong and the foundation that will bring the IWF to great new levels!
