Post by Anthony Jordan on Jul 8, 2008 15:02:28 GMT -5
*The crowd erupts in cheers as Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" hits. "The Role Model" emerges onto the stage looking down at his waist where his half of the IWF Tag Team Titles would have gone had Team USCW won. He looks at the crowd and shrugs before walking down the aisle.*
Cross: "Thanks to the Ringmaster and Johnny London, the Faction still holds the IWF Tag Team Titles."
Ventura: "The Ringmaster and London simply sped up the inevitable."
*Jordan hops up the stairs and enters the ring shaking his head as he takes the Jenny Stark's microphone. He signals for his music to be cut and walks to the center of the ring.*
Jordan: "While I am happy to be in the title picture again, I feel like talking about something else. Since my ticket to the semifinals is punched, I can focus on more important matters like the fact that the Ringmaster, once again, is trying to tear Team USCW apart. First, he drugged Kid Kaos to give him the work ethic of a non-American, so we could not win the tag titles last night, which is the only reason why Croc and Windsor still hold the gold."
*The fans boo as Jordan nods.*
Cross: "With some timely aid from Johnny London, I might add."
Ventura: "Team USCW isn't above cheating, either. They were beaten at their own game."
Jordan: "Second, he commits a crime against all you fans by forcing Kid Kaos and I to fight in the semifinals, thus robbing you of a two-thirds USCW final for the IWF World Title!"
*The fans boo again.*
Ventura: "Like Kaos can even hang against Croc."
Cross: "Like him or not, Kid Kaos will have his hands full with Croc. Croc has the far more impressive resume and is mere months removed from the main event."
Jordan: "Now everyone knows I would win the match, and no one is here to debate that, but we should have been put on opposite sides of the brackets to ensure a five-star classic to crown a new champion. I mean, having me in the finals guarantees at least four stars, but Kaos would have been the lowfat icing on this carrot cake. Beating him in the main event of Battle of Britain would have been the crowning achievement of Team USCW, but we can settle for my unprecedented Quadruple Undisputed World Title."
*Jordan shrugs as if to say that's the best he can offer.*
Cross: "He is totally dismissing his partner and one of his few allies."
Ventura: "There are no friends in this tournament, Cross."
Jordan: "And personally, I hope my path to the gold runs through Johnny 'Expletive' London!"
*The crowd cheers as they'd love to see Jordan dismantle London.*
Jordan: "Apparently, Captain Sailor Talk has forgotten that the level of his talk does not match the level of his talent. If he thinks beating Mikkey is impressive, then he is in for a world of hurt when he faces a real superstar like me."
*The fans cheer again as Jordan starts pacing around.*
Jordan: "And if he wants to act uppity around me, he better be prepared to have it knocked out of him!"
*The fans explode as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*
Cross: "Strong words for our Television Champion."
Ventura: "London isn't worried. He's a changed man."
Jordan: "Giving cuss words and a title to Johnny London means you devolved his vocabulary and are setting him up for a big fall. He is not the next Justin Voss; he is not the next Hardcore Fred; and he is not even the next All 80s!"
*The crowd laughs at the joke.*
Jordan: "Speaking of the decade of awesomeness, I suppose, for the sake of hype, I can talk about my match at Revolution. I get to face the Breakfast Club's own Justin Sain. To be honest I thought Voss retired that guy in BWA, but that might have been Slayer. Since he has not been around too often, I am not going to make a point to get too worried about him. As I said, my ticket is punched to the next round. You might as well just pencil me as your next IWF World Champion because there is no one who can stop..."
**Jordan is cut off by...**
Cross: "Thanks to the Ringmaster and Johnny London, the Faction still holds the IWF Tag Team Titles."
Ventura: "The Ringmaster and London simply sped up the inevitable."
*Jordan hops up the stairs and enters the ring shaking his head as he takes the Jenny Stark's microphone. He signals for his music to be cut and walks to the center of the ring.*
Jordan: "While I am happy to be in the title picture again, I feel like talking about something else. Since my ticket to the semifinals is punched, I can focus on more important matters like the fact that the Ringmaster, once again, is trying to tear Team USCW apart. First, he drugged Kid Kaos to give him the work ethic of a non-American, so we could not win the tag titles last night, which is the only reason why Croc and Windsor still hold the gold."
*The fans boo as Jordan nods.*
Cross: "With some timely aid from Johnny London, I might add."
Ventura: "Team USCW isn't above cheating, either. They were beaten at their own game."
Jordan: "Second, he commits a crime against all you fans by forcing Kid Kaos and I to fight in the semifinals, thus robbing you of a two-thirds USCW final for the IWF World Title!"
*The fans boo again.*
Ventura: "Like Kaos can even hang against Croc."
Cross: "Like him or not, Kid Kaos will have his hands full with Croc. Croc has the far more impressive resume and is mere months removed from the main event."
Jordan: "Now everyone knows I would win the match, and no one is here to debate that, but we should have been put on opposite sides of the brackets to ensure a five-star classic to crown a new champion. I mean, having me in the finals guarantees at least four stars, but Kaos would have been the lowfat icing on this carrot cake. Beating him in the main event of Battle of Britain would have been the crowning achievement of Team USCW, but we can settle for my unprecedented Quadruple Undisputed World Title."
*Jordan shrugs as if to say that's the best he can offer.*
Cross: "He is totally dismissing his partner and one of his few allies."
Ventura: "There are no friends in this tournament, Cross."
Jordan: "And personally, I hope my path to the gold runs through Johnny 'Expletive' London!"
*The crowd cheers as they'd love to see Jordan dismantle London.*
Jordan: "Apparently, Captain Sailor Talk has forgotten that the level of his talk does not match the level of his talent. If he thinks beating Mikkey is impressive, then he is in for a world of hurt when he faces a real superstar like me."
*The fans cheer again as Jordan starts pacing around.*
Jordan: "And if he wants to act uppity around me, he better be prepared to have it knocked out of him!"
*The fans explode as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*
Cross: "Strong words for our Television Champion."
Ventura: "London isn't worried. He's a changed man."
Jordan: "Giving cuss words and a title to Johnny London means you devolved his vocabulary and are setting him up for a big fall. He is not the next Justin Voss; he is not the next Hardcore Fred; and he is not even the next All 80s!"
*The crowd laughs at the joke.*
Jordan: "Speaking of the decade of awesomeness, I suppose, for the sake of hype, I can talk about my match at Revolution. I get to face the Breakfast Club's own Justin Sain. To be honest I thought Voss retired that guy in BWA, but that might have been Slayer. Since he has not been around too often, I am not going to make a point to get too worried about him. As I said, my ticket is punched to the next round. You might as well just pencil me as your next IWF World Champion because there is no one who can stop..."
**Jordan is cut off by...**
