A new role model....

[Mikkey w/ Max Jewel]

*****Mikkey and Max Jewel are seen heading toward the ring as "Astonishing Panorama of the End Times" plays over the arena. Mikkey and Max Jewel make their way out as the fans boo. They each have grins on their face. Mikkey takes a sign from a fan and rips it up and throws it back at him. Mikkey laughs as he catches up with Max and slides in the ring. Max gets a microphone and climbs up the stairs and into the ring. The music fades as a "You Suck" chant starts.*****



Max Jewel: Not only...... Not only are you peons looking at the next world champion.... you are looking at a Brand New Role Model!


****This causes a "Jordan" chant from the fans.*****


Max Jewel: Mikkey here has already advanced in the tourny. Sure, he didn't win last night but hell...he surely didn't lose. Johnny London got his nose in our business and I'll tell you what, he will pay right after Mikkey does his job next week on Anthony Jordan. You know, there is a funny story to all of this.

Once upon a time, you idiots thought Jordan was good. The End!


*****This gets an uproar from the crowd as Mikkey takes the microphone.*****


Mikkey: That's a good story. Let me elaborate. You see, Anthony Jordan sounds like a good guy. He sounds like he's awesome and really does think he's a role model. Well, that's a load of bullshit!

I AM THE ROLE MODEL AROUND HERE!

I have fought back from being a curtain jerk to a main eventer. Look, I've been the Television Champion, I've taken out that sorry piece of shit, Wife BEater..... If it not for London, I would have won in a legit manner last night and been one asshole closer to winning the world title.


*****This gets a good amount of boos from the fans as Max Jewel takes the microphone back.*****


Max Jewel: That's right! Johnny London ruined things last night! John Gone was about to be taken out with a Mikkey Driver when Johnny hit the ring.

This child needs to be beaten with a stick. How dare he! And How Dare Anthony Jordan for thinking he will win on Saturday. We all know he's thinking it. Cause he is a pompus arrogant son of a bitch...much like all of you.


*****This causes the fans to start yelling and screaming. Curse words are heard throughout the front row as Mikkey starts to yell back at them with his own insults and curses.*****



Max Jewel: You see, Anthony Jordan can't get past his own ego long enough to run a real match. Come on, what has he really done since he came back? Beat Brock? HA!

Mikkey has almost beaten the former world champion on numerous occasions! He has beaten many legends in the past such as, Timmy Draven, Crazy Bill and even your very own Croc!

Well, maybe not Croc but, if they actually faced each other, he would destroy Croc! JUST LIKE HE WILL JORDAN ON SATURDAY!


*****The fans boos soon turn as someone has decided to make his way out*****

[Anthony Jordan]

*Max Jewel is cut off as Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" hits. The erupts as "The Role Model" walks out onto the stage.*

Cross: "Here comes Mikkey's opponent. A man who actually won his first round match!"

Ventura: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Cross: "Anthony Jordan beat Justin Sain. We'll never know if Mikkey would have beaten John Gone or not."

*Jordan stays on the stage as he pulls a microphone out of his khakis pocket and dusts off his "Triple Undisputed World Champion" T-shirt. He smirks and looks at the ring while holding up his right index, middle, and ring fingers to indicate the three different Undisputed World Titles he's won. He points to the ring with his left hand before raising his right pinky to tell Mikkey and Max Jewel that number four is on the way.*

Cross: "Now that's sending a message."

Ventura: "Even if he gets through Mikkey, no small task, mind you, he'll have MJW and London ahead of him."

Cross: "If they can beat Yeh Ren and John Gone respectively."

*"Even Flow" cuts off as Jordan walks across the stage while lifting up his microphone.*

Jordan: "So I am not much of a 'Role Model' to you, huh? Looks like you are taking a page out of David Slam's play book. You should ask him how well that worked out for him...if you can find him."

*The crowd cheers loudly as Mikkey just glares up the ramp.*

Jordan: "But if you really want to lay claim to my moniker, you better work on a few things, Mickey!"

*The crowd laughs as Mikkey shouts and points at Jordan.*

Jordan: "'Role Models' never get kicked out of their stables. The Jordan Six ended in USCW because I was tired of carrying dead weight; Windsor Corporation shut down once Charles Windsor realized I was too bright of a star to be held back; the Jordan Four ended with BWA; Elite Establishment was simply too much consolidated power to ever last; I quit Draven Incorporated once I was tired of Timmy Draven leeching off me; and as for the Industry, it never died in the first place!"

*The erupt in cheers wondering what that last statement could mean.*

Jordan: "All those stables had one thing in common: they knew they would die without me, and they did everything they could to keep their meal ticket happy. My teammates knew having me around instantly made them greater. None of them dared to remove, and if they were ever crazy enough to try such a move, they darn sure would have picked someone better than Johnny London!"

*The crowd reigns thunderous cheers down as Jordan gives his goofy grin to Mikkey and Max Jewel.*

Cross: "Ouch."

Ventura: "I think the Faction would accept Mikkey back under certain conditions."

Cross: "I suppose if Johnny London got hurt."

Jordan: "Team USCW knows that, too. I more likely to dump the dead weight of Kid Kaos and let him join the ranks of Whitey Ford and Scorpion in my posse and go at it on my own than any of they are likely to suggest an overthrow of moi."

Cross: "Notice he's not wearing Team USCW colors."

Jordan: "I can make it on my own, anyway. I have enough career highlights to let everyone know that I will be just fine on my own. I do not compromise, and I will not subjugate myself. If I deem myself to have an equal, then I will work with someone, but never for someone."

*Jordan turns to the ring and looks at Mikkey.*

Jordan: "So 'The Role Model' can win by himself, never gets replaced, and is no man's slave, three characteristics you do not have, Mickey!"

*Mikkey tries to leave the ring as the fans explode with cheers. Max Jewel works quickly to hold him back.*

Ventura: "Let Mikkey go! He'd tear that smart ass apart!"

Cross: "I don't agree, Jesse. Max Jewel is definitely protecting his investment right now."

Jordan: "Good thinking there, Jewel. Mickey does not need to be beaten before Saturday. Let him lose in the ring like a man, so he can save some pride because with the way Johnny London has dominated him, it might be the only way he can save a little grace!"

*The fans are eating it up as Mikkey would love nothing more than to get his hands on Jordan right now.*

Jordan: "And another, big man. I have the wit and intelligence to speak for myself out here, and I can do it without slobbering all over the place or cursing up a storm. 'Role Models' possess verbal ability beyond that of a Neanderthal. I recommend you drag your knuckles to the video store, rent my numerous 'Best of' DVDs, and try to imitate me to try to pass as a modern man. Heck, try to learn how the shower works, too. I do not want to meet my fans and numerous female admirers smelling like Fat Chocolate and DJay wrestling in a bed of onions!"

*"The Role Model' gives his goofy grin and turns to walk away when...*

[Mikkey w/ Max Jewel]

Max Jewel: WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON?! YOU! They all failed. I can't blame you but, it is very suspicious that YOU were in ALL of those factions and groups. You are a bad luck of a loser...much like everyone sitting here and cheering you.


*****THe fans boo as AJ has turned around to listen to the men in the ring.****

Cross: Like he said, it's cause he was tired of carrying dead weight!

Ventura: No no no, it's because he was in there and he's not good enough to keep a team together.

Cross: I think you're full of it.


*****Mikkey grabs the mic from Max Jewel. Max looks a little shocked.*****



Mikkey: Listen up Apple Jacks.....


*****Mikkey smirks at Max with a shitty grin at the use of Jordan's initials to make fun of him.*****


Mikkey: There is one thing you need to know. I can talk just fine on my own. I don't need Max but, I use him because he is a near and dear friend of mine. He pushes my to my limits and keeps me focused on the main prize. He has helped me emerge from loser-ville.... I can't believe you are still there though.


*****The fans boo as AJ smirks with disguist*****


Mikkey: You are looking at the new role model around here. I can't curse? Fine, but just look at Steve Austin. I can't win a match on my own? Fine, I work smart, not hard. I get owned by Johnny London? I let him take the title so I can come after you and your one chance to actually be something.

You see Apple Jacks, I can make fun at someone's name too. And that's just one of MANY cunning things I can do. When Saturday comes rolling around, you are going to be in MAJOR TROUBLE! You will be standing there, looking across the ring at me.....then before you know it...BAM! Mikkey Driver will leave you looking at the lights for an hour. You are finished AJ....FINISHED


****This causes another "JOrdan" chant to break out. Mikkey lowers the mic and begins to yell at the fans to "shut-up". He then raises the mic again.*****



Mikkey: For the record you moron....Mikkey was never in a stable. If you refer to the faction? I was merely helping them win. I wasn't with them, I jsut hated that waste you all call Donzig. He was a paper champion...useless and totally wastefull


*****A small group of fans can be heard chanting for Donzig. Max Jewel is handed the mic as Mikkey paces back and forth looking angry*****


Max Jewel: See that Jordan? Mikkey can talk, fight and wrestle on his own. I'm here as support, I'm here as the new mouth of the south. And this saturday, I will be there to hold his hand up high after he pins you...ONE....TWO....THREE!


*****The fans boo this*****

Ventura: He's right. AJ will be down for the count. You can't put down "The Astonishing" Mikkey.

Cross: What are you talking about? Jordan will absolutley not only beat Mikkey but, become the world champion.


Max Jewel: So, really Apple Jacks, when it comes down to it, You will be on the losing end of a Mikkey Driver and Mikkey will be going on to become the world champion of the AWA....and I'll be right there by his side. HAHAHAHAHA


*****Max delivers his Ted DiBiase laugh as the fans boo. Mikkey eyes up AJ as AJ peers down the ramp at Mikkey and Max Jewel.*****

[Anthony Jordan]

Jordan: "Well, you can go for the AWA World Title all you want because with me in your way, you are never coming close to the IWF World Title!"

*The fans explode with cheers as Jordan caught on to Jewel's error.*

Jordan: "Glad to see you accepted that the closest to an IWF World Title match you will be is if you buy a front row ticket. You are beginning to understand how things work around here."

*"The Role Model" paces on the stage.*

Jordan: "You can come to this ring and talk as much as you like. I have no problem with that. You can hate Johnny London and get the Television Title back. Completely cool with me. All that is fine and acceptable, Mick. As long as you stay in that range, you and I, we are okay. We are good, cool, fine, and any other word you want to throw out there."

*Jordan stops walking and shakes his free hand.*

Jordan: "Where we may have a problem, however, is when you or your puppet master get uppity and try to think you are in my league. That is not something you want to do. Hey, I know you are starting to figure it out with all your AWA talk, so I am not mad that you tried to yell at me."

*Jordan shrugs.*

Jordan: "It was an accident, and I forgive you. For future reference, though, do not make a habit of it. Male pride affects us all, and you seem like a proud and confident man. Once again, I have no beef with that. You just need toooooooooooo..."

*Jordan rolls the wrist of his free hand as he's trying to find the right words to patronize Mikkey with.*

Jordan: "Remember that your pride will take you far against most this roster, but will drop you right on your face when you bring it up against a man who actually has done something worth showing pride."

*Jordan gives his goofy grin and winks as the fans cheer.*

Ventura: "How arrogant can one man get?"

Cross: "His track record is more impressive than that of Mikkey's."

Jordan: "Because if you make that mistake too many times, you just might make me forget to go easy on you in our match. Instead of simply defeating you, I may cross that line and humiliate, emasculate, and embarrass you!"

*The crowd roars with approval.*

Jordan: "And the skinny, twenty-first century version of Harvey Whippleman cannot save you!"

*The crowd laughs as Max Jewel takes offense to that statement.*

Jordan: "Maybe after Mikkey fails in his current run, he can recycle the 'Fat Chick Thriller' gimmick, and you two can score all the hefty ladies you can shake a Twinkie at!"

*Jordan gives his goofy grin again as neither man in the ring looks pleased with that thought.*

Ventura: "That's vulgar!"

Cross: "I wouldn't go that far, but it is unsettling."

Jordan: "AWA might put you in the main event if you do that! How about you head that way right now because the talent level in IWF says you are not getting anywhere near the World Title and after Saturday, it will be official!"

*The crowd cheers loudly as Jordan points at Mikkey and winks.*

Cross: "No lack of confidence from 'The Role Model.'"

Ventura: "Just wait til Mikkey gets his hands on him!"