Post by Mikkey w/ Max Jewel on Jul 17, 2008 10:06:07 GMT -5
*****The scene opens as you see Max Jewel sitting in a small chair. He is wearing a grey wig and a pair of seeing glasses. The camera zooms out as a group of kids come running and sit down on a carpet. Max grins as Mikkey steps up next to him wearing a clown's wig and a red rubber nose.*****
Max Jewel: Welcome my friends. Are you ready for storytime?
*****The kids scream and cheer in excitement.*****
Max Jewel: OK! Today, Uncle Slappy has a brand new story for everyone. A story of tradgedy and failure. A story that ends in accomplishment and will leave you feeling that you can do whatever you want to do with your life! YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE! Even a FIRE-MAN!
*****The kids smile and yell as Max Jewel picks up a small children's book.*****
Max Jewel: Once upon a time, there lived a bad man. He was mean and nasty and, well, pretty ugly too. He hated kids, hated Uncle Slappy and even hated our trustful side kick....Bikkey. His name was Anthony Jordan... and he was an evil man. We don't like him do we kids?
Kids: NOOOOO!
Max Jewel: Ok, this is a story about how he went on a rampage with his ego and about a hero that will take him down. A hero by the name of Mikkey.
*****One of the kids gets up and tugs on Max Jewel's shoulder.*****
Kid: My daddy says Mikkey is a retard. What does that mean?
*****Mikkey shoots a look at Max as Max answers.*****
Max Jewel: It means Daddy is a no good bum. He's an alcoholic waste of space. No....go sit down so I can finish the story.
*****The kid sits down, clueless as to what Max just said about the child's father.*****
Max Jewel: Now, this ugly, mean man was going around and hurting people. He was taking things from them and he was hurting them. He stole streaks, he stole titles, he stole wins. Anything he could steal, he did....
And kids, stealing is a bad, bad thing...remember that.
One day, Anthony was out in his ring. HE was talking to people and planned to steal even more things. Until the brave and Astonishing Mikkey made his way out. Now, Mikkey was the smaller man. No one thought he could do what he wanted to do. Until the bell rang and the fight happened. The two men battled it out for a long time until Our favorite person, Mikkey....hits the Mikkey Driver! MIKKEY WINS! MIKKEY BEATS ANTHONY! And Mikkey lived happily ever after!
*****ANother kid stands up and starts to complain.*****
Kid: That's not a very good story. My mommy likes Anthony. Why did Anthony lose? Who is Mikkey? Why was the story so short? Why did you skip pages? Why does your hair look like a bad hat?
*****Suddenly, Mikkey reaches over and smacks the kid in the back of the head. The kid falls to the floor and starts to cry as the Mikkey and Max Jewel get up, rip off their costumes and leave.*****
Max Jewel: Welcome my friends. Are you ready for storytime?
*****The kids scream and cheer in excitement.*****
Max Jewel: OK! Today, Uncle Slappy has a brand new story for everyone. A story of tradgedy and failure. A story that ends in accomplishment and will leave you feeling that you can do whatever you want to do with your life! YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE! Even a FIRE-MAN!
*****The kids smile and yell as Max Jewel picks up a small children's book.*****
Max Jewel: Once upon a time, there lived a bad man. He was mean and nasty and, well, pretty ugly too. He hated kids, hated Uncle Slappy and even hated our trustful side kick....Bikkey. His name was Anthony Jordan... and he was an evil man. We don't like him do we kids?
Kids: NOOOOO!
Max Jewel: Ok, this is a story about how he went on a rampage with his ego and about a hero that will take him down. A hero by the name of Mikkey.
*****One of the kids gets up and tugs on Max Jewel's shoulder.*****
Kid: My daddy says Mikkey is a retard. What does that mean?
*****Mikkey shoots a look at Max as Max answers.*****
Max Jewel: It means Daddy is a no good bum. He's an alcoholic waste of space. No....go sit down so I can finish the story.
*****The kid sits down, clueless as to what Max just said about the child's father.*****
Max Jewel: Now, this ugly, mean man was going around and hurting people. He was taking things from them and he was hurting them. He stole streaks, he stole titles, he stole wins. Anything he could steal, he did....
And kids, stealing is a bad, bad thing...remember that.
One day, Anthony was out in his ring. HE was talking to people and planned to steal even more things. Until the brave and Astonishing Mikkey made his way out. Now, Mikkey was the smaller man. No one thought he could do what he wanted to do. Until the bell rang and the fight happened. The two men battled it out for a long time until Our favorite person, Mikkey....hits the Mikkey Driver! MIKKEY WINS! MIKKEY BEATS ANTHONY! And Mikkey lived happily ever after!
*****ANother kid stands up and starts to complain.*****
Kid: That's not a very good story. My mommy likes Anthony. Why did Anthony lose? Who is Mikkey? Why was the story so short? Why did you skip pages? Why does your hair look like a bad hat?
*****Suddenly, Mikkey reaches over and smacks the kid in the back of the head. The kid falls to the floor and starts to cry as the Mikkey and Max Jewel get up, rip off their costumes and leave.*****
