kyle hevan vs youngertaker

[Kyle Heaven]

oh good lawd its on



kyle HEVAN list of feats:


- had a BLUE PAINT ITCHY PAPER DUMPSTER CAGE match vs Timmy Draven (serious)

- had a WORLD TITLE SHOT^TM on his first match (lost...)

- used to DIG HOLES outside of peoples dressings room to trap them in there

- cut the power off to the arena, and used the darkness to fill everyones trunks with ITCHY POWDER

- used to come to the arena on a MOTORCYLE. also used to use BAD, BAD HTML to compensate for lack of KILLA SKILLZ

- had a manager for no other purpose than to call him fat

- used to cause car accidents to get out of tough matches

- oh yeah the handeler pretended he was a real wrestler



COME OUT SWINING ASSMAN

[Assassin]

oh so you wanna bounce

then we bounce. we will STOMP THE YARD.

- Was a direct rip-off of Undertaker

- Claimed to have been a two time WWE Grand Slam Champion

- Attacked someone in first 6 roleplays

- Kidnapped women despite being a face (there's some irony there)

- Third match was for Voss' fed's world title (against Shane Cassidy)

- COULD MAKE LIGHTNING STRIKE AT WILL

- Attacked Crazy Donnie and The Enforcer while on a chopper, he choked them while still riding a motorcycle and then got off and then forced dollar bills down their throat

and when I get in contact with CJ... I will be happy to share with you Youngertaker's debut and all following EPW roleplays. You will be shamed!

[Jake Seven]

I could share them right now.

:-)

But I have more pressing matters at hand, like finding my archive site. Since I'm stupid and forgot the URL.

[Assassin]

Why do I not have EPW in my bookmarks anymore!?

"Suddenly the lights go out... and a message appears!"

oh lawd good times

[Jake Seven]

Because I'm on Mozilla not AOL. They're in my AOL bookmarks.

Question is why didn't I save my archive site to a bookmark. SON OF A BITCH!

But I will get the EPW link in a moment

[Assassin]

ONE:

The lights go out and a video hits the titatron. It says: He is Coming... And the Darkness will soon consume it's first victim. The crowd goes silent wondering what this means. All of a sudden lightning hits the ring lighting it on fire and a message is in the flames it reads: THE DARKNESS IS SPREADING. J.R.- What could this mean?
Ventura- I don't know but this must be a sign of a new comer. And he's creeping me out.

[Assassin]

TWO:

Tuesday Turbo is beleived to be over. When all of a sudden when the fans are ready to leave, the lights go out. And a gong plays. On the titatron reads: IT'S ALMOST TIME... FOR THE EPW, TO TAKE A VISIT TO HELL and the whole arena lights ablaze with blue flames. Then the titatron says: THE YOUNGERTAKER IS HERE and the screen shatters and it starts to rain. Lightning strikes the ring and everything goes back to normal. Except a burning cross similair to the Undertaker's shaped in a y is hanging from from the ceiling.
J.R.-We know this darkness fella is named the Youngertaker likely named after the Undertaker
Ventura-I wonder what else will take place with this weirdo. Well folks, good night.

[Assassin]

THREE:

Damian Diaz had just came out and was talking about how he'll defeat Logan. When all of a sudden lightning hit the ring and the lights went out. The gong started to play. Then the titaron read: THE FIRST VICTIM HAS BEEN CHOSEN... DAMIAN, WELCOME TO HELL! And the burning cross came down.
J.R.- I'd hate to be in Damian Diaz's shoes Jesse.
Ventura-Diaz better watch his back or get a bodyguard or something.

[Assassin]

FOUR:

The camera shows Damian getting ready for a match. When he opens his locker there's a note and a package. The note says: It's Almost Time... Damian opens the package and there's a wooden cross inside just like the burning one from a week ago. He seems angry but scared at the same time. He brakes the cross in half and storms away.

Later on it shows him talking to Justin Voss.
Damian:You've gotta keep this creep outta here. He's crazy whoever he is.
-waiting for Voss's answer-

[Assassin]

FIVE:

All of a sudden Down With the Sickness plays and out comes Youngertaker. He grabs a mic and enters the ring. "You know, everyone wants to know why I chose to attack Damian. I'll tell you, there is no real reason. I'm going down the list. Destroying this roster until I become, EPW World Champion. I've already got my next victim. And you'll soon find out who." then he left the ring.
J.R.-Youngertaker has won many pro league titles and now he's come to the best, EPW.
Ventura-He's gonna have alot of work to do to beat our whole roster. We're tougher then the WWE or the TNA.
J.r>-Couldn't agree with you more Jesse. Although I'm excited to see who his next target is.
Ventura-Me too.

[Assassin]

SIX:

Shane Cassidy had just came out. He grabbed a mic and said "Very soon you'll have your new World Champion, me the Living Legend Shane Cassidy. And WOW! He chokeslammed Damian through some glass. That dumass doesn't have a chance of winning our match."Then the lights went out and lightning hit the ring. The titatron then read: Cassidy, Tommorow You'll No Longer Be a LIVING Legend. And the burning cross came down. Cassidy just laughed. But he didn't realize Yougertaker was right behind him. He turned around and Youngertaker lifted him up delivering a Tombstone Piledriver. Then he grabbed Cassidy's mic out of his hand and said "Rest in Peace" the crowd went crazy with excitement.
J.R.- This undoubtfully will be a great match.
Ventura- Cassidy better work hard. But that shot had to have done some damage.

[Assassin]

SEVEN:

The camera zooms in on Youngertaker backstage in a dark room. "You know Shane, you sounded pretty confident about our match. You almost convinced me you'd win. but let me tell you something, hiring a girl to pretend to love you and picking on a rapper ain't gonna scare me. Then you pick on a ref. That's low. What's really low though, are your chances of winning next week. I know you Shane, you're gonna walk in there with all you've got and you're gonna give 110%. But that's still not enough. Because you sit there, with all your money and fame and the nice cars, and you know that this just isn't your time. You know you can't defeat me. I'm going to proove in my first match I'm not the new kid on the block. I've worked my way up to the top, to the best league of them all, EPW. Look who I've defeated Undertaker, John Cena, Kevin Nash, Triple H, Randy Orton, Kane, The Rock, Jeff Jarret the list goes on and on. And you'll be added very soon. Now, if you think a Black Out will finish me, you're very very wrong. Because I'm gonna beat the living hell out of you. And after that, I'm gonna climb that turnbuckle with your unconsious carcass, and I'm going to give you a Deadman Drop from hell. And you're right, this isn't fake, and it's going to hurt. I'm going to put you out of this buisness! And I know how. If you think hurting you isn't enough, maybe I'll have to hurt someone else. Someone like your wife. See this door behind me? She's in there. And with a simple command, I can put her out her misery. What misery? You ask. I'll tell you. The misery of watching me kick your sorry ass around that next week. And I respect you I mean you're the Living Legend. But the World Title means alot more to me then your poor wife. So think hard about that. You'll figure out exactly what to do."
(Please reply to this thread about your decision Shane)
And the camera slowly fades.

[Assassin]

And while I swear that The Othertaker wasn't me, for storyline purposes I'll include the stuff by him too.

EIGHT:

Othertaker
In a dark cold room,there is someone hidden talken through the camera and he says........

the_youngertakers_brother:For years and years I've been searching for him,he is the only person that I have left.And,now that I found him,we will be reunited in the squared circle.And you know who he is,its the youngertaker,my long lost brother.You see I have been living on my own for years since our parents had died and now he is the only one I have.So now I have found him here.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

the noises goes away after his laughter is gone............

Me
The camera zooms in on a bloody body backstage. It appears to be Shane Cassidy. The camera then finds two men, one with a sledgehammer, one with a chair. they're laughing. It's the Youngertaker Brothers. Then Youngertaker1 kneels down and says "Shane, unfortunately, I'm not the only one you need to worry about." And they start laughing again.

[Assassin]

NINE:

After Shane's talk in the mirror Youngertaker came out. He grabbed a mic and got in the ring. "Shane, I just heard your speech. And I liked what I heard. I now know what I wanted to know. After all the beatings after all the pain I gave you you still won't back down. I know that you crave the title like I do. And you'll do anything to get it. Even with my brother here you still aren't scared and have the guts to stand up to me. You're the kind of superstar EPW needs. People like you and me. People that give everything they've got to win the biggest prize, the World Title. And one week from today we'll be in this very ring. Think of it, the ultimate superstars, in the ultimate league, fighting for the ultimate prize. This deserves to be in WrestleCade. This is Hall of Fame material. The fans all have their pick. Who do you want to win people?" The rena filled with tons of yells of Shane and the Youngertaker. "You be the judge of that. But anyway, we respect eachother, but we don't like eachother. We both know the other will give everything he's got to win. We're actually not very different. And we know the winner of this match. You know it, I know it, the people know it. Nex week you're going to have the toughest match of your life. And I wish you luck. You're gonna need it."
J.R.-This is going to be the most exciting match maybe ever in the EPW Jesse!
Ventura-Couldn't agree with you more. Who the winner is will be is a mystery,
J.R.-In 7 days folks, The Living Legend and the Youngertaker will fight for the EPW World Heavyweight Championship! Make sure you don't miss it!
Ventura-Good night folks and tune in next week on Tueday night Turbo.

[Assassin]

TEN:

Down With The Sickness hits the PA and out walk Youngertaker looking more pissed then ever. "Brother, I had that match won! Cassidy was done, over! But you had to be a little backstabbng bastard and interfere! Now you're going to feel my wrath. You're going to be destroyed in my fury. Right now. the World Title doesn't concern me. Cassidy won that title now he's champ. But Cassidy means nothing right now. Brother, I'm after you. You were looking for me to destroy me! And you've just made the biggest mistake of your life. I'm going to make sure you never see the light of day again. Voss, I want you to make our match at Brain Damage, a Bury Em Alive match!"
J.R.-Oh my god Jesse! Youngertaker's gone crazy with anger!
Ventura- I think Othertaker made a HUGE mistake getting in Youngertakers way!
"Come on, I know you're back there. Or do I have to go back there myself?"
Then Othertaker popped up on the titatron. "Awwww, baby gonna cry? Before you ask me why I did it I'll tell you. As children you were always the popular one, the strong one, the role model, the sports star, the guy who got the girls. Well that's all in the past big bro. It' time for you to suffer. Because I'll be watching your every move. And I'm going to haunt you the rest of your life." Then he started laughing.
"If you're watching my every move, maybe you'll see this one"
And Youngertaker flipped off the titatron.
"But if you wanna put me in the past, screw Brain Damage. Let's do it right now. Come out here. Proove to me that your related to me you bitch."
Othertaker then frowned. But he smiled again. "Bro, I'm smarter then that. You're gonna have to wait for Brain Damage and if Voss will somehow agree that Bury Em Alive Match, I accept your challenge. Hahahahahahahahahahah!"
Then Youngertaker made a shocking reply. "You're such an idiot. If you won't come out here, I'll come in there." Youngertaker grabbed a sledgehammer and headed backstage. He walked around the parking lot smashing cars up screaming "Where are you?!" Then Othertaker rushed himfrom behind. He slammed Youngertaker into a windsheild. Youngertaker grabbed a wiper and stabbed Othertaker with it. He slide of the car revealing that he was badly bleeding. He picked his sladehammer up and bashed Othertaker over the head. Then Othertaker managed to pick up a crotch rocket and throw it at Youngertaker. Youngertaker dodged it. He grabbed a broken peice of windsheild and stabbed Othertaker in the face. When Othertaker finally opened his eyes, Youngertaker was gone. But then a Hummer ran over Othertaker from behind. Youngertaker got out of the Hummer and kneeled down close to Othertaker's face. "Brother, Welcome To Hell" he said. The scene then cut to J.R. and Ventura at the announcers table.
J.R.-That brutal and bloody battle took alot out of both the Takers.
Ventura- Makes you wonder what condition they're both in for Brain Damage,
J.R.- Speaking of which, imagine if it becomes a Bury Em Alive match!
Ventura-Yeah, tht's big for one of their first matches. Youngertaker has only had one match and he lost.
J.R.- That's because that nasty vile man Othertaker interfered Jesse!
Ventura-Well still...
J.R.-Well folks we'll be right back after this commercial break.
(scene fades to black)


HE THREW A MOTORCYCLE AT ME

/epicfail